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[Timeless Bob]

If we had a caged dragon outside our doors, we could call it the "Drag on Inn"

[highmax28]

I'd buy the dragon and use him like smaug, guarding my treasures until some dumbass comes in and pisses him off enough to burn a village... Even if it's a hoard of swords and armor, it's still a hoard!

And if you flooded the place with magma, I'd be the one taking the flak, even if you're not targeting me. Who's the guy who's deepest in the fortress?

[Lectorog]

Are there any migrants yet? (aka ME)

Naw man, I've been way too irresponsible. I haven't been making time in my life to play this game. It'll happen soon enough, as I keep saying. "Soon enough", of course, being a term so relative that it's almost meaningless.

And if you flooded the place with magma, I'd be the one taking the flak, even if you're not targeting me. Who's the guy who's deepest in the fortress?

Aren't you going to have all entrances to your area sealable though? Don't want the secret forgey fumes to escape. Actually, that sounds very silly, forget I said it.

[highmax28]

The ones from the inn/B&B are. Have a double door now that those guys suggested it please. 

Here I am trying to make a reference/joke and now we got people talking about obliterating the fortress with magma...

[Timeless Bob]

Yeah, so those of us want to BUILD the place gotta monopolize the picks and wheelbarrows.  Keep them outa the hands of Demented Maddorfs out ta burn the world.

[highmax28]

Yeah, so those of us want to BUILD the place gotta monopolize the picks and wheelbarrows.  Keep them outa the hands of Demented Maddorfs out ta burn the world.

Also making a guard force of hired mercenaries (idlers/non-players) to watch them over... Demand tribute... Bust a few things... Kill a pet or two...

[Timeless Bob]

Just train da miners as militia who use picks as weapons... each bit dug makes a mightier champion.

[highmax28]

Just train da miners as militia who use picks as weapons... each bit dug makes a mightier champion.

That... or arm everyone who isn't taken two swords and then have them watch over the miners who are suspicious (probably not my ore miner until he gets near damp stone/warm stone, THEN watch him). If they do anything, arrest them or kill them if its something fortress threatening.

[Timeless Bob]

Gaurd beasts - one for each person.  Keeps em both honest AND safe.

[highmax28]

Gaurd beasts - one for each person.  Keeps em both honest AND safe.

Hence why the dragon should be my guard beast. He'd also be named Fafnir... And he thinks all the gold/swords/gems are his

[BlackMuffin]

Ooh, ooh, if we all get guard beasts I request a Unicorn. owo

[highmax28]

Ooh, ooh, if we all get guard beasts I request a Unicorn. owo

How about a couple fairies as pets? Perhaps a couple fluffy wamblers?

[BlackMuffin]

I can throw the Wamblers at invaders

[highmax28]

I can throw the Wamblers at invaders

Can you decapitate the bronze colossi for us? I don't think throwing my swords at them will do much

[BlackMuffin]

I can throw the Wamblers at invaders

Can you decapitate the bronze colossi for us? I don't think throwing my swords at them will do much

Realistically, by the time one arrives I may already be past Expert in Swordfighting, maybe even up to Legendary, in which case I could accommodate your request without the fluffy wamblers.

But hell, that's no fun.