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[highmax28]

Oh I just love a good goblin vrs dwarf arena fight

I bet we could have exhibition matches scheduled for us. If go in throwing my swords and everyone else just watches as I annihilate everything 

[BlackMuffin]

I like all this talk of selling the goblins to the military. It's almost like we're doing some kind of slave trade with another sapient race that we deem as inferior due to differences in culture and skin colour. Dwarves punish slavery by death by default, but through the raws we can all make that change!

REMEMBER KIDS, THROUGH YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR 'entity_default.txt' ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE~

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[Spirallances_]

Holy shit we need to do this we also need to make eat other saipient acceptable as well as eat sapient kill acceptable

[highmax28]

Holy shit we need to do this we also need to make eat other saipient acceptable as well as eat sapient kill acceptable

Come on! We're not *spit* ELVES here!

[Spirallances_]

I didn't say we'd have to eat dwarf meat it just allows us to eat elven an human corpses instead of letting all that meat go to waste

[BlackMuffin]

But Elves don't just eat each other, they also eat us (and humans too, but who gives a fuck about the tall people). If slavery is synonymous with elven faggotries then I retract my previous statement.

[Spirallances_]

LOOK WE ARE STARVING SO SHHHHHH THE CHILDREN ARE SLEEPING

[highmax28]

LOOK WE ARE STARVING SO SHHHHHH THE CHILDREN ARE SLEEPING

I don't think we are... Are we?

[BlackMuffin]

Once I start training with Fluffy Wamblers we might be able to process their pudge into something edible.

[Spirallances_]

I still think we need to eat the elves...

[highmax28]

I still think we need to eat the elves...

We don't have to stoop to their level to survive. Even if we DO eat elves. They probably taste like death and wood

[Spirallances_]

Look it's a cheaper alternative to actual meat you get a cut if you shush up

[Razggal]

The Beastmaster would be opposed to eating a lesser sapients flesh, but if he can wear their skin and bones he's completely in favour of this.

[highmax28]

Look it's a cheaper alternative to actual meat you get a cut if you shush up

You're not the one cutting the meat...

And I'd LOVE a loincloth made out of the face of the eleven king. I'd go around to all the elves shouting something they roughly translate to: "Your leader sucks my blow!"

[Razggal]

I think that bitch cuts the meat, she'll probably agree if it's profitable.

With an elven face loin cloth, you could conceivably enrage them by shitting yourself.