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[Elephant Parade]

I am now Burly Lizard. Fear me.

[TCM]

((Probably should have posted sooner.))

CZA charges the guy with the blowgun, going for a good old' fashioned double eye-gouge to choke-slam.

[Wwolin]

Yay i missed the update because (to my knowledge) wwolin never fixed my stats or item.

I did. Didn't I?
*Checks*
Yep, I did.

[Toaster]

Systar frowns at his boots.  "Aren't you supposed to be doing something for me?"


Blowgun the charging dude.  If all else fails, jumpkick him.

[Unholy_Pariah]

Yay i missed the update because (to my knowledge) wwolin never fixed my stats or item.

I did. Didn't I?
*Checks*
Yep, I did.

Yeah but you never told me youd done it...
ive been waiting all this time for an "oops, k its fixed now."

investigate knives, try throwing them at inanimate objects or people attacking me. Also try throwing energy from the knives without throwing them.

[Greenstarfanatic]

"...Woah. Um..er...are we still cool?"

[Elephant Parade]

"...Woah. Um..er...are we still cool?"

"Of courssse. Lizards are cold-blooded, after all."

[Greenstarfanatic]

"...Woah. Um..er...are we still cool?"

"Of courssse. Lizards are cold-blooded, after all."

"HA! Haha! Ha. Ha. _{Please don't kill me.}

So, uh...where to now? I'm obviously not the leader here, hehe..."

[Elephant Parade]

"...Woah. Um..er...are we still cool?"

"Of courssse. Lizards are cold-blooded, after all."

"HA! Haha! Ha. Ha. _{Please don't kill me.}

So, uh...where to now? I'm obviously not the leader here, hehe..."

"Why would we go anywhere? Persssonally, I'm quite happy here. You need a ranged weapon, though."

[Greenstarfanatic]

"Oh. Yeah, that'd help. Gimme a sec."

Attempt to use impeccable senses to find buried treasure.

[GreatWyrmGold]

You're already wearing your stilts, so you slip the ring onto your finger. You are immediately transformed into some sort of horrifying lizard-man covered in crystalline spines. Saliva of all colors pours from your mouth by the gallon, and with a little effort you find that you can make a hunk of stone the size of a small car tear itself from the ground and orbit around you, and even mold it with a fair degree of detail. A few subterranean insects were raised by this disturbance however, and a particularly large and angry beetle even tries to bite you, but you glare at it and it turns to stone before rising into the air and melding with your levitating chunk of rock.

((I'm reminded of a Worm flash-...sideways? where the Endbringers were replaced with some "superweapons," one of which was a lion-headed guy who turned stuff to crystals he could float.
We have a class-S threat here, people. All parahumans please report to battle the--oh for Scion's sake. And I don't even have a halfway-decent weapon. Regent would be more useful. Imp would be more useful. Heck, Leet would be more useful! F^#$ing oversized mace!))


Attack CZA again. GET A RANGED AND/OR NON-STUPID WEAPON.

[Xantalos]

((Leet and Über actually seemed far more dangerous than they were made out to be. Leet can make anything - once, but still, he could've made a replicator machine or something. And Uber's a master at anything he tries to do. He's Batman only better. I don't get why they sucked.))

[GreatWyrmGold]

((Because, well...their powers were pretty good, but they themselves suck.))

[Xantalos]

((How, though? Uber's pwer pretty much guarantees that he's unable to suck.))

[GreatWyrmGold]

((No, it means he's good at stuff you can be skilled at. He's talented at sucking.

Also, remember when the Undersiders fought Leet and Uber? Tattletale basically said Leet was holding Uber back from merely being mediocre. Or maybe Uber would have been halfway-decent without Leet and his video game theme.))