Move West and confront the orange girl. Keep the hat in hand.
"Excuse me. Do you happen to know where we are? I was looking for my sisters and I suddenly got dropped off here."
Greenstar, your entire fate rests in the d20 in my hands.
2. Oh fuck.
N-no... They're...
Spouting gibberish, point and fire the stone hookshot launcher at the Blue girl.
Using the hooks, attempt to reel her through the molasses.
Derya begins to babble incoherently...
PM sent.
Actions bro.
(Alena dex: 2-2)
(Derya dex: 4+2)
(Flimsy dex: 6+6)
(Dextrous dex: 5+6)
(Flimsy dex: 2+6)
(Derya dex: 2+2)
(Flimsy aff: 4+6)
(Derya str: 2-1)
Alena runs towards Derya, who babbles incoherently and raises her launcher before taking one of Flimsy's arrows to her back. Upon impact, the crystalline sphere at the tip of the arrow bursts apart, creating a black void which absorbs Derya, her launcher, and several gallons of molasses from the river before vanishing just as quickly as it appeared. Moments later, Dextrous appears alongside Flimsy, covered in molasses form crossing the river and ready to
steal the kill help out with his laser-sphere, but Flimsy's already taken care of things, and has the loot to prove it.
(Flimsy luk: 5+6)
A mysterious pink locked book looking suspiciously like a young girl's diary appears in front of Flimsy, dropping to the ground with a glass-like plinking sound. The lock seems to be pretty heavy-duty, but fortunately, a small silver key appears a moment later, landing on top of the book.
Ooooh oh man hell the fuck yes.
Wait.
Hell the fuck no. How do I kill people with this.
Hrm.
Testing testing one two three.
Stuff and things?
((Oh hell... are we basically meat puppets to Derm? That sounds very bad...))
Evil Lucky Gingerbread man (ELG for short) spits out his fruity jacket after swallowing a mouthful before yelling, "The hell!? He turned me into a friggin' Gingerbreadman! Wait... this isn't so bad... being an evil gingerbread guy is an awesome image for me! Hahaha! Lia, Sharkster, let's thank him in blood! Oh and Lia, this time more pain and less boring instant death, ok?"
Have Lia throw another fireball (or whatever attack she wants) at Pariah and if he survives, rush him and attack with Sharkster. If someone else attacks me, use Sharkster on them instead and keep Lia attacking Pariah... unless my situation is bad... then have her go after the more dangerous person.
keep fleeing, dodge and stuff... i hate not being able to retaliate...
Oh and make sure im still wearing my thornmail.
Furious naked man? Easy pickings. Sneak up on him, then attack.
(Derm dex: 3-2)
(Lia dex: 5+2)
(Lucky dex: 1-1)
(Pariah dex: 2+4)
(Jordan dex: 2+3)
(Lia aff: 4+4)
(Lia dex: 2+2)
(Pariah dex: 6+4)
(Pariah dex: 6+4)
(Lucky dex: 6-1)
(Pariah str: 4-6)
(Lucky end: 3-1)
(Jordan dex: 4+3)
(Jordan str: 1+2)
(Wind: 3)
(Lia dex: 4+2)
(Lia aff: 6+4)
(Lia bad: 2)
(Derm aff: 1+3)
(Lucky bad: 6-1)
(Pariah bad: 5-6)
(Lucky dex: 4-1)
(Pariah dex: 1+4+2)
While Lucky tries to speak (But actually just continues screaming), Lia's skin begins to crawl with flame again, which flows off of her like a river towards Pariah, who leaps out of the way before putting his chestplate back on and charging towards Lucky in a blind rage. He throws a left hook at the cookie's face, but he only ends up mangling his own hand in the attack. Taking advantage of this opportunity, Jordan hurls his shuriken at Pariah, but the wind picks it up mid-flight and directs it towards Lia instead. The girl once again sets herself on fire, this time focusing the flames into a blaze several meters high, which completely obliterates any trace of the flower. However, all of this repeated self-immolation takes quite a toll on her, and she falls to the ground as the flames fade, curling up into a tight ball and crying out in agony. Derm attempts science once again, and while Lucky calms down, Pariah's body begins to literally turn red from rage, his skin splitting apart in some places due to the sudden muscle growth as blood pours out of his nose. Lucky tries to take advantage of this momentary distraction by attacking with his shark blade, but Pariah is now even faster than he was before, and dodges the attack easily.
DERYA IS DEAD! BILLY SNOW SPAWNS AS ORANGE!(Billy luk: 1+2)
Billy's waiver becomes a plain-looking submachine gun. In fact, it seems to be a bit cheaply made, but at least it's an actual weapon.
Red=Flimsy
Orange=Billy
Yellow=Dextrous
White=Lucky
Purple=Derm
Brown=Jordan
Pink=Pariah
Blue=Alena
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