Loot? Boy, that sounds familiar!Of course it does! Welcome to the exciting second season of Looter's Delight, with even more incredible loot ripe for the taking! Frigid Claws of Teleportation? Bloodmage's Bagpipes? Animals made entirely out of grape jelly? All of these fabulous items and more can be yours, provided you're not afraid to get your hands dirty.
Get my hands dirty? You mean like gardening?Nope, more like cold-blooded murder. You see, all of these wonderful treasures are locked away in some sort of alternate dimension. The only way to get to them is to kill someone, which will cause a hole in spacetime to open just long enough for an item to fall out. Oh, and please, don't try to climb through the portal when it opens. We're still finding bits of the last guy who tried it embedded in the loot.
So you want me to commit murder for no reason other than material gain? Where do I sign up?That's the spirit! Just fill out this little waiver and you'll be well on your way to riches, bitches, and most likely a couple of stitches. All stats can be either a plus, a minus, or a blank, but you have to have at least one minus for every plus that you have. A plus is plus one to rolls using the stat, and a minus is a minus one. Oh, and as a general rule,
no stats can be higher than 6 or lower than -6. Our new arena's made to be damned near indestructible after what happened to the last one, but we don't want to test our luck by letting some incomprehensibly minmaxed monster have a go at it.
Name: What are you called?
Looks: What do you look like?
Stats:
Strength: Affects how much of a beating you can dish out
Endurance: Affects how much of a beating you can take
Dexterity: Affects how well you can aim and how fast you can move
Affinity: Affects how well you can use magic items
Luck: Affects how sharp and shiny your loot is
Badassery: Affects how well you react to scary things
Indeed you do. You get one random item to start you off, based upon what your highest skill is.
Player: Elephant Parade
Name: Burly Lizard
Looks: A man with the garb of a stage magician.
Strength: ------
Endurance: ------
Dexterity: ++++++
Affinity: ++++++
Luck: ++++++
Badassery: ------
Player: Greenstarfanatic
NAME: Alena Strato
Looks: Alena is Alina's OLDER sister, and went for the path of Red Magic, instead of Black or White. She's never really been close to her sisters, but still keeps the family tradition of dressing similarly. She is currently dressed in a Green Robe, and her Short, Blue(Dyed) Hair is tied back in Yellow, Pink, and Brown Bands. She never bothers to wear armour. Pretty useless.
Stats:
Strength: -
Endurance: +
Dexterity: --
Affinity: +++
Luck: +++
Badassery: ----
Player: GreatWyrmGold
Name: Andrew
Looks: A big manly guy, with big muscles and stuff. Grr!
Str ++
End +
Dex -
Aff ---
Luk -
Bad ++
Player: TCM
Name: CZA
Looks: Young guy in a hoodie and jeans. Street stuff.
Stats:
Strength: +++
Endurance: ++
Dexterity: ++
Affinity: ------
Luck: --
Badassery: +
Player: Toaster
Name: Systar
Looks: A shifty looking little dude, with a look that tells you he'd slit your throat for a nickel. Average height, slender, and a bit scruffy.
Strength: -
Endurance: =
Dexterity: +
Affinity: =
Luck: +
Badassery: -
Player: Juppah
Name: Gale
Looks: Smexy and hawt!!! Wearing a tank top and, skinny jeans, and perfect hair.
Strength: ---
Endurance: ---
Dexterity: +++
Affinity: +++
Luck: +++
Badassery: ---
Player: superBlast
Name: Good Lucky
Looks: Kinda scrawny, but has so much luck and is so good, thats even his name!
Strength: -
Endurance: -
Dexterity: -
Affinity: -
Luck: +++++
Badassery: -
Player: Unholy Pariah
Name: Pariah
Looks: A tall man hidden beneath a heavy robe.
Strength: ------
Endurance: +++
Dexterity: +++
Affinity: ++++
Luck: ++
Badassery: ------
Player:Flabort
Name: Failbot
Looks: Skin painted grey, fake antenna glued to ears. Cardboard box and bendy tubes for clothes. Lots of decals. All hair removed from body. ROBOTIC VOICE.
Stats:
Strength:++
Endurance: ----
Dexterity: ++
Affinity: ------
Luck: ++++
Badassery: ++
Player: dermonster
Name: Derm
Looks: I put on my robe and wizard hat.
Stats:
Strength: ------
Endurance: -
Dexterity:
Affinity: ++
Luck: ++++++
Badassery: -
Player: Urist Mc Dwarf
Name: The Monk
Looks: A bald headed shaolin monk in an orange robe. With fangs. And claws. And is unusauly pale.
Stats:
Strength: +
Endurance:+
Dexterity:++
Affinity:
Luck: ++
Badassery: ------
Player: supermichael
Name: Mike "Rasputin"
Str ++
Dex ++
End ++
Afin ------
Luck ++++++
Badassery ------
Player: +!!scientist!!+
Name: Osborn Dunkel
Looks: A man who does not look very strong or agile, but is completely covered in scars of varrying sizes. He's obviously been through a lot, and had the luck, or lack there of, to put him there. Also, may or may not be the bane of all existence.
Strength: +
Endurance: ++++++
Dexterity:
Affinity: ------
Luck: ------
Badassery: +++++
Player: Execute/Dumbo.exe
Name: Beeano
Appearance: tall, lanky with bright, nearly colourless eyes and oddly sharp canines, short and carefully unkempt hair with grey skin and a permenant slouch
Stats:
Strength:--
Endurance:+
Dexterity:+
Affinity:+
Luck:+
Badassery:--
Player: Persus13
Name: Cello Guy
Looks: A formally dressed man who looks like he just got out of a concert.
Strength: +
Endurance: ++++++
Dexterity:
Affinity: ------
Luck: ------
Badassery: +++++
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