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Author Topic: The Cell-Into The Endless Void  (Read 7003 times)

Ddynamo

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Re: The Cell-Into The Endless Void
« Reply #60 on: October 06, 2013, 04:28:18 pm »

"Well, I was not created. I was summoned. I had a life previously. Reality is pulling out all the stops. It's summoning those with potential, so there may be one or two after me, since summoning is less energy consuming than creating a living, breathing, intelligent being from scratch." (BTW, is this before or after reality combining?)
(after)
"Unless you can find me a missing person report that looks like you, we're going with our creation theory"
"Well, that would be easy......W-10 has a missing person report or two every day"
"Kidnappings though, and only in the shanty-towns"
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Travisplo

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Re: The Cell-Into The Endless Void
« Reply #61 on: October 06, 2013, 04:30:18 pm »

"I could recite to you the major events of entire book series. Oh, by the way, which reality is this?"
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Re: The Cell-Into The Endless Void
« Reply #62 on: October 06, 2013, 04:33:36 pm »

"I could recite to you the major events of entire book series. Oh, by the way, which reality is this?"
"Which reality?"
"All realities, of course"
"Unless you mean what world"
"World 5, in that case"
"Interestingly, when the universes collided, they trickled down, like liquids with different densities"
"Creating differently themed worlds"
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Re: The Cell-Into The Endless Void
« Reply #63 on: October 06, 2013, 04:41:18 pm »

"Wait... all... realities... combined? How?! Last time I checked, they were separate entities in the multiverse! That's impossible! I, sure one or two combine, every now a-and then, bu-but those are related in some way, they a- WHAT! Do you mean this is a rift between all realities? Because, that could happen, if they all were drifting into a perfectly spherical manner in relation to each other. That's what you meant right? Right?!" (I'm thinking Saul was a researcher, on the frontier of multiverse research, but was pulled into a void of reality, like a month before the joining.)
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Heh, I posted that as a joke. Then again, this is Bay12 and this plan is crazy enough to work...
Bump all day, bump all night, yeah this thread needs a bump alright!

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Re: The Cell-Into The Endless Void
« Reply #64 on: October 06, 2013, 04:44:35 pm »

"Wait... all... realities... combined? How?! Last time I checked, they were separate entities in the multiverse! That's impossible! I, sure one or two combine, every now a-and then, bu-but those are related in some way, they a- WHAT! Do you mean this is a rift between all realities? Because, that could happen, if they all were drifting into a perfectly spherical manner in relation to each other. That's what you meant right? Right?!" (I'm thinking Saul was a researcher, on the frontier of multiverse research, but was pulled into a void of reality, like a month before the joining.)
"Well, it's all one universe.........think of it this way. All locations throughout all realities are stacked. W-1 is the bottom, and W-50 is the top"
"Well, actually that's how it is"
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Re: The Cell-Into The Endless Void
« Reply #65 on: October 06, 2013, 04:46:52 pm »

"Excuse me, where's a garbage can?" When pointed to one, run over and vomit in it.
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Re: The Cell-Into The Endless Void
« Reply #66 on: October 06, 2013, 04:51:54 pm »

"Excuse me, where's a garbage can?" When pointed to one, run over and vomit in it.

"Should we tell him about W-12"
"It'll just make him disgust up the floor even more"
"DON'T GET TOO MESSY.....I just mopped......hit the trash can, not the floor"
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Re: The Cell-Into The Endless Void
« Reply #67 on: October 06, 2013, 04:58:09 pm »

Continue to vomit sporadically for 45 more seconds in the trashcan until stopping. Afterwards say "Sorry, I needed that. I guess I must have been, I don't know, somehow caught between reality and time because of the boundaries weakening before the joining. Maybe for 6 months, a month, a second before the combining of reality. And sorry."
« Last Edit: October 06, 2013, 04:59:43 pm by Travisplo »
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Heh, I posted that as a joke. Then again, this is Bay12 and this plan is crazy enough to work...
Bump all day, bump all night, yeah this thread needs a bump alright!

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Re: The Cell-Into The Endless Void
« Reply #68 on: October 06, 2013, 05:02:54 pm »

Continue to vomit sporadically for 45 more seconds in the trashcan until stopping. Afterwards say "Sorry, I needed that. I guess I must have been, I don't know, somehow caught between reality and time. Maybe for 6 months, a month, a second before the combining of reality. And sorry."
"ummmm..........60 years.......combined universe for 60 years"
« Last Edit: October 06, 2013, 05:04:43 pm by Ddynamo »
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Re: The Cell-Into The Endless Void
« Reply #69 on: October 06, 2013, 05:06:04 pm »

Back to vomiting in the trash!
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Re: The Cell-Into The Endless Void
« Reply #70 on: October 06, 2013, 05:15:39 pm »

Back to vomiting in the trash!
"I'm Calle, by the way" (kai-yay)
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Re: The Cell-Into The Endless Void
« Reply #71 on: October 06, 2013, 05:20:37 pm »

After about 10 seconds, it's just retching. Then fives seconds later, say "My n-name is Saul. Nice to meet you. And thank you for the garbage can. Oh, and does Lady Ndidia have more teleporter buttons?" Once again, hold up the button.
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Re: The Cell-Into The Endless Void
« Reply #72 on: October 06, 2013, 05:22:50 pm »

After about 10 seconds, it's just retching. Then fives seconds later, say "My n-name is Saul. Nice to meet you. And thank you for the garbage can. Oh, and does Lady Ndidia have more teleporter buttons?" Once again, hold up the button.
"Teleports, we invented them, Industria makes them. There are plenty of them, usually three per world. Bound to be a button somewhere"
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Re: The Cell-Into The Endless Void
« Reply #73 on: October 06, 2013, 05:28:15 pm »

"I'm assuming the teleporters need a frequency to lock on to. And something to reassemble the atoms. Or do yours use quarks? Well, to reassemble the person. I'm assuming that's in the teleporter. Is it?"
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Heh, I posted that as a joke. Then again, this is Bay12 and this plan is crazy enough to work...
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Re: The Cell-Into The Endless Void
« Reply #74 on: October 06, 2013, 05:30:45 pm »

"I'm assuming the teleporters need a frequency to lock on to. And something to reassemble the atoms. Or do yours use quarks? Well, to reassemble the person. I'm assuming that's in the teleporter. Is it?"
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