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Author Topic: The Cell-Into The Endless Void  (Read 7016 times)

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Re: The Cell-Into The Endless Void
« Reply #15 on: October 03, 2013, 05:49:08 pm »

"Do you have a name? And who am I? And why am I in a cell? Could you help rectify this situation?"
"I am Vortex, and you are nobody. You are here through no fault of your own, I assure you. Simply the next incarnation of a vicious cycle"
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Re: The Cell-Into The Endless Void
« Reply #16 on: October 03, 2013, 07:15:26 pm »

"If I was supposed to know about any of that, sorry, but I can't even remember my name. What is this cycle you speak of?"
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Re: The Cell-Into The Endless Void
« Reply #17 on: October 05, 2013, 07:03:37 pm »

"If I was supposed to know about any of that, sorry, but I can't even remember my name. What is this cycle you speak of?"
"You don't remember because you had no memory to start with......you hadn't even existed at all until five minutes ago"
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Re: The Cell-Into The Endless Void
« Reply #18 on: October 05, 2013, 08:28:39 pm »

"What?! But of course I existed! How could I be grown up?! I can't be a clone, those take too long to mature to adolescence, and unless I am a robot, I think I existed for at least the average gestation period of a clone! So, unless humanity has evolved to allow for 5 minute pregnancy and gestation periods, or the equivalent of that for a cloning machine, I HAVE EXISTED FOR MORE THAN FIVE FUCKING MINUTES!"
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Re: The Cell-Into The Endless Void
« Reply #19 on: October 05, 2013, 08:36:51 pm »

"What?! But of course I existed! How could I be grown up?! I can't be a clone, those take too long to mature to adolescence, and unless I am a robot, I think I existed for at least the average gestation period of a clone! So, unless humanity has evolved to allow for 5 minute pregnancy and gestation periods, or the equivalent of that for a cloning machine, I HAVE EXISTED FOR MORE THAN FIVE FUCKING MINUTES!"
"The universe is dying, hero, and you are part of its dying breathe...an attempt by itself to restore itself......over and over again, only to be replaced upon death or choosing not to attempt saving the universe at all. You are here, and Castle Ndidia, Aka W-50, so that this universe's attempt to save itself will cease...............in conclusion......the consciousness of reality created you"
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Re: The Cell-Into The Endless Void
« Reply #20 on: October 05, 2013, 10:20:54 pm »

"Huh, I read a book series about something similar. Pendragon, it was called. Or, if what you say is true, I know of it. So, why am I in a cell if I am to be saving reality?"
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Re: The Cell-Into The Endless Void
« Reply #21 on: October 06, 2013, 06:58:41 am »

"Huh, I read a book series about something similar. Pendragon, it was called. Or, if what you say is true, I know of it. So, why am I in a cell if I am to be saving reality?"
"Huh?.....how did you read......five minutes....never mind. You're here because we don't want you to save reality. Besides, what makes you think you can succeed. You're not destined to do anything, so many other 'heroes' failed before you"
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Re: The Cell-Into The Endless Void
« Reply #22 on: October 06, 2013, 08:10:19 am »

"Well, then why didn't you just tell me I was a clone made to be a butler or something? That would have been easier for you. And I'm pretty sure if reality dies, everything in reality, including you, dies. And if I couldn't do anything to save reality, why not just let me go? Maybe in a casino, or something."(OGRES)
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Heh, I posted that as a joke. Then again, this is Bay12 and this plan is crazy enough to work...
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Re: The Cell-Into The Endless Void
« Reply #23 on: October 06, 2013, 08:12:54 am »

"Well, then why didn't you just tell me I was a clone made to be a butler or something? That would have been easier for you. And I'm pretty sure if reality dies, everything in reality, including you, dies. And if I couldn't do anything to save reality, why not just let me go? Maybe in a casino, or something."(OGRES)
"Exactly"
She leaves 'accidently' dropping the key within reach
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Re: The Cell-Into The Endless Void
« Reply #24 on: October 06, 2013, 09:07:06 am »

Take the key to the cell of the chain and then put the chain back.
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Re: The Cell-Into The Endless Void
« Reply #25 on: October 06, 2013, 09:17:13 am »

((I never mentioned a chained, you were hooked up to a machine, but it has been released))
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Re: The Cell-Into The Endless Void
« Reply #26 on: October 06, 2013, 09:26:24 am »

(No, KEY-chain. You said she was holding keys. So I assumed they were on a chain.)
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Re: The Cell-Into The Endless Void
« Reply #27 on: October 06, 2013, 09:32:53 am »

(No, KEY-chain. You said she was holding keys. So I assumed they were on a chain.)
((So, let me get this straight, get the key in the cell, then unlock the cell?))
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Re: The Cell-Into The Endless Void
« Reply #28 on: October 06, 2013, 09:35:49 am »

(No, get the keychain, take the key to the cell of the chain, then put the keychain back.)
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Heh, I posted that as a joke. Then again, this is Bay12 and this plan is crazy enough to work...
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Re: The Cell-Into The Endless Void
« Reply #29 on: October 06, 2013, 09:37:47 am »

(No, get the keychain, take the key to the cell of the chain, then put the keychain back.)
(Take the key off the chain? then put chain back where you found it?)
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