Joan Von Kingsley
(-) Wait, what? You're arms are connected to your shoulders, can't you see that? What is wrong with you? Why would you think they're anywhere else?
(-) You are in your room. It is exactly the same as you leave it every day.
(17) Your laptop boots up.
Jan Cantel
(-) Your arms are attached to your shoulders. Where the f*** else would they be?
(11-1(search)=10) You search for awhile, but can't find your cane anywhere. You try to remember where it is (15+4(wis)), and recall you left it in the main room. You might wind up getting into a bout of strife with your father or younger brother if you try to go out there, though.
Fuzz Alin
(19) Your laptop has a nearly full charge on it. (-) You open up your chumroll, and find that noone else is online right now. On a whim you check the other list, and see one of the trolls, opportunisticMariner, trying to contact you.
Nina Swerfling
(13) You yawn, and mutter something about school tomorrow.
(1+1(dex)) You pull out your tablet, and clumsily drop it on the floor, where (20) it thankfully doesn't break.
Mikaiah Mavern
(4+1(dex)) Your most of your deck splays all over the floor, scattering amongst the rest of the cards you had placed there to build the deck.
Timm Soldman
(15+1(dex)+1(str)) You easily climb up on to the roof of the shed, where (19+2(search)) you find only minor damage caused by the wild swine. You gaze out and see (6-2(spot)) no new garden gnomes.