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[Trapezohedron]

"An adventure game where you encounter slimes while bards write songs about you."

-Final Fantasy

Yeah sure let's go with that

[Donuts]

"An indie game where you stop breathing if you don't hug walls and there's a laughtrack."
Didn't even put anything in.

"A horror game where you commit war crimes with cops in a black hole."
From Bay12... seems about right, yes?

[palu]

A role-playing game where you shave the end of the world to score happiness points.

I'm so happy! I'm shaving the end of the world! Wait, what?

An action game where you hug researchers and the music gets progressibely worse.

progressibely. What.

A war game where you fight limbs with quantum physics.

I want this.

A strategy game where you discover pebbles with guns.

Do the pebbles have guns? Do you use the guns to discover pebbles?

A god game where you make music with riddles and the music gets progressibely worse.

Your music, or the game's?

A turn-based strategy game where you fatten wizards for a contest.

Wat.

A role-playing game where you lose schools on an uncharted island.

It was right here! I just put it down!

A mobile game where you go back in time to kill me but the controls are ridiculously difficult.

Well, that makes sense, he did make the controls

[Graknorke]

An artsy game where you make movies with bears and you learn a thing ot two along the way.

That actually sounds pretty solid. Being a film director is a decent place to put a character who has to learn about shit.

An artsy game where you share global economics and it's sort of a parody.

Another alright artsy one. Parodying global economics isn't far off.

A god game where you do science on elves until the end of the world.

DF 1.0

A real-time strategy game where you slay monsters while spawning minions.

How coherent.

An online game where you hatch hats and you can create a variety of objects.

Holy shit it's TF2. Nice work game generator.

[palu]

A simulation game where you wrestle elves in binary.

DF!

[Ultimuh]

edit: I dun goofed.

[Gigalith]

A horror game where you ally with zombie nazis in a secret research facility.

This actually sounds like something someone would make.

[scrdest]

Seed: dorfs

A role-playing game where you experiment on barbarians to gain levels.

An MMO where you go to school with trains in a wide-open procedural world.

A strategy game where you interrogate horses and you can use the corpses in creative ways.

[wer6]

Fixed god awful speeling on title, also


Seed: death

An indie game where you wander around a world without slugs - or so it seems.

Mind is blown.

An action game where you point your gun at hippies with unpredictable powers.

"GET DOWN ON THE GROUND OR I WILL SHOOT!" "I CAST MAGIC MISSLE"*world turns into LSD vile*

A god game where you hatch hospitals to make money.

How.

An action game where you date wizards and you can summon your spirit animal.

Isn't that... A dating sim?

A role-playing game where you encounter werepigs on a boat.

CAP'N I SEE A BOAT AHEAD!, "WHATS BE INSIDE THEE BOAT?"
" WEERRE PIIGS!"

A student project where you shrug at bread with 3D glasses.

Don't you mean college [/funny]

A god game where you grow stuff on ants to save the environment.

I think this might be the best idea.

A god game where you herd ecosystems and the sky isn't even the limit.

Maybe this one too.

A social media game where you unlock shoes and you can customize your house.

SHOE UNLOCK ALIEN HOUSE COLLECTION WARS

An online game where you unlock princesses to make virtual money.

I don't have the wits to comprehand this.

[TheDarkStar]

An indie game where you type internet memes outside the game.

So the internet?

A war game where you listen to your friends and everybody in the game speaks in broken english.

Every multiplayer game ever.

An experimental game where you collect people (it gets pretty meta).

I bet it does.

A puzzle game where you learn to accept tokens and your only weapon is mini-nukes.

I'm curious about this one.

An MMO where you please war criminals and the game is stupidly linear.

I'm pretty sure this exists somewhere...

An MMO where you commit war crimes with necromancers through terrorism.

Minus the MMO part, this is DF.

A social media game where you suffer the mockery of doors while wearing a top-hat.

This almost sounds like it's from DF.

An indie game where you make peace with nukes and the music gets progressively worse.

The world in the last several decades?

[Uristides]

A shooting game where you eradicate wizards in the cyberspace.

That's so believable I'm sure it already exists.

An artsy game where you explore your subconscious because, I mean, why the hell not.

Why the hell not? ¯\_( •_•)_/¯

A puzzle game where you tickle birds on the Moon.

Make it happen.

A war game where you associate equations to slow global warming.

Climate scientists are but pawns in a game!

A sim game where you wander in search of drug laws except you're really unlucky.

Well, it did say it's a sim game.

A horror game where you touch hot boys - or so it seems.

What the-

A horror game where you dance with enchanted furniture (it's pretty light-hearted).

Beauty and the Beast comes to my mind.

[cerapa]

A turn-based strategy game where you bomb parallel worlds using diplomacy.

This actually sounds kinda cool. You could have everyone start off in identical worlds that start to diverge because of the players actions.

A horror game where you stab ascended beings in hilarious locations.

I think we have different definitions of horror, but I guess there would be ways to do this.

A god game where you splice horses to make money.

...
I wanna play this.

A student project where you bury the human condition while collecting them all.

This is the artsy fartsy.

An FPS where you ally with war criminals because, I mean, why the hell not.

AKA every FPS ever.

A sim game where you design family members until you're bored.

Cool, it made The Sims.

[TheDarkStar]

A turn-based strategy game where you bomb parallel worlds using diplomacy.

This actually sounds kinda cool. You could have everyone start off in identical worlds that start to diverge because of the players actions.

I wish this existed too.

[TheDarkStar]

Somewhat normal:

An MMO where you battle demons in space.

This sounds interesting.

A turn-based strategy game where you wage war on planets by changing the terrain.

Same as above.

A strategy game where you nuke cities starting from a small group of settlers.

Civilization.


Bizarre:

A shooting game where you work on the self-esteem of soldiers (it gets very dark very fast).

I'm sure it does.

A horror game where you chop up soldiers because they looked at you weird.

I don't actually want to see this one.

An artsy game where you wander in a world where everybody turned into the 4th wall while wearing a top-hat.

People are the fourth wall now. Good day, sir.

A turn-based strategy game where you investigate other worlds with nuclear warfare.

Well, you know someone lives there if they retaliate.

A student project where you hug the government in binary.

HUGS

An experimental game where you grow a beard with websites and you can control everyone in the game indirectly.

That's an interesting way to grow a beard. Also, DF?

An action game where you stab the CIA but then skeletons.

SKELETONS


Parody:

An action game where you team up with random people and the reason why becomes less and less obvious throughout the game.

This could be several games, actually.

[Nirur Torir]

Seed 'cutebolds' might work. Fly around, earn the trust of various natives for friendship points, then cash those in for ship upgrades.

A god game where you discover planets with friendship.

I don't know what Orteil thinks baby cutebolds are called, but seed 'cutebold' is not at all something I want to play.

A horror game where you interrogate puppies except halfway through you realize you're really not all that important to the plot.