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[Tomcost]

Explore cave

[mastahcheese]

Take a whack at the tree, to use as a stair for the others.

[Scionox]

Sounds interesting, nice drawings too.
Can i spawn in as a dragon? (If yes, i'll post char sheet later)

[mastahcheese]

Sounds interesting, nice drawings too.
Can i spawn in as a dragon? (If yes, i'll post char sheet later)

Maybe you could be a tame cave dragon!
Can he, please?

[Nirur Torir]

The cave is already occupied by one or more terrifying creatures!

I'll let you spawn as an egg about to hatch into a dragon, but an adult would be too powerful relative to everything else to spawn on turn 2. Plus, the current play area is about the size of a fully-grown dragon.

[Dermonster]

Wait, you can spawn in as a dragon?

I wish to change my race to a Dragonwrought kobold.

Wait a sec. *Rereads last update* oh I thought you hadn't actually put me in yet, nevermind.

Or... did you?

[Nirur Torir]

How 'bout Mysterious swirly fullbody birthmarks.

Allowed, but you are fuzzy, and the birthmarks wouldn't usually be visible.

I wish to change my race to a Dragonwrought kobold.

No, but ... what is it? A kobold that has undergone nearly impossible tests, passed down through dozens of generations of a dragon-slayer order, forever changed by the experience? Is it some sort of kobold-shaped golem forged by dragons? A golem made of the concentrated essence of ancient dragons, smelted down as an alloy, dragonium? A kobold cyborg with implants made of dragonium and forged by dragons?

Wait a sec. *Rereads last update* oh I thought you hadn't actually put me in yet, nevermind.

Or... did you?

You are the green one resting at the base of the hill.

Spoiler: Statuses (click to show/hide)

Kishquark (Tomcost) - 3/4 HP
Kromewill (Mastacheese) - 3/4 HP
Kork (Thecard) - 4/4 HP
Kemla (Samarkand) - 4/4 HP
Brasspate (IronyOwl) - 6/6 HP 2/10 MP

Good, but please add skills, traits, race, and a few descriptive words.

[Samarkand]

Good, but please add skills, traits, race, and a few descriptive words.

I'll go back and change that now. You want me to do inventory too?

[Dermonster]

It's A DnD kobold sub-race thing. Sorry, I just remembered it from somewhere and I usually say things without thinking 'oh hey this might not actually be common knowledge', which it isn't. Or considering how stupid it is. (It usually is.)

Spoiler: Direct quote from an online book (click to show/hide)

You are a dragon wrought kobold. Your type is dragon rather than humanoid, and you lose the dragonblood subtype. You retain all your other subtypes and your kobold racial traits. Your scales become tinted with a color that matches that of your draconic heritage. As a dragon, you are immune to magic sleep and paralysis effects. You have darkvision out to 60 feet and low-light vision. You gain a +2 racial bonus on the skill indicated for your draconic heritage on the table on page 103.

They also don't get negative effects from age, so usually people play a really damn old kobold sorcerer. It's pretty game breaking if you fiddle with the bit that lets you get epic feats early on, but I just really kind of wanted it for the wings and because it sounded neat.

Also I thought kobolds were lizardy?

[Thecard]

They're lizardy, or doggy, or even humanoid. I believe DnD kobolds are the lizards you're used to, but in (Germanic?) myths they were more commonly humanoid or canine.

I think. I'm no professor or nuthin'.

[Nirur Torir]

I'll go back and change that now. You want me to do inventory too?

Eh, that'd be good too.

Also I thought kobolds were lizardy?

I prefer these. Besides, I cannot draw lizardbolds, only lizardman children.

[Dermonster]

Very well. My half assed blatent munchkinery shall have to wait for another day.

[Nirur Torir]

{2} - Raksharak dreams about investigating the cave. Dream-Raksharak finds a fabulous treasure: a giant, bright blue whistle. He wakes up before he gets to test it, finding only disappointment and a strange desire to move away from the nearest tree.

{6} - Kork briefly investigates the forest to the east, finds three meals worth of wild berries, and decides to return before he gets lost.

{4} - Brasspate enters the cave. It spirals downwards and contains a malign non-sentient. As he stares at it, he notices a prey-sentient cautiously approach from the entrance.

{2} - Kemla looks around at the forest. She bets she could walk for days in any direction and find nothing but lightly hilled forest!

{5} - Kishquark rushes into the cave. There are two not-kobolds: One that smells of sharp aggression and earth. The second smells sulfuric and strange .. unnatural. The cave seems to have a nest of the aggression-and-earth creatures.

{2} - Kromewill drags his pickaxe up the hill, but is tired, and his weak swing barely mars the bark.
Tired: -1 to moderate physical exercise for two turns.

[Thecard]

Did... did I walk off the map?

Oh dear me.

Now that the forest has been explored, spelunk! With extreme prejudice!

[mastahcheese]

Woo, update!

Ugh, sit down and rest, to negate the penalty, the others can climb on their own.