Yoink
Where did it go wrong? Well, maybe you could say it went wrong when you got kidnapped by pirates, but really maybe it was your birth or your destiny or god or whatever man, it's like you got a serious problem you can't shake off and you can't get rid of it, and it's eating you alive. Man, is this jungle closing in on you? Fuck, it's like you've been in a trainwreck since you were a kid, doing so well till the pressure got too much and the weed calmed you down and made you laugh, so the world's spinning on without you, do your parents even know you're gone, you can see them, the vision consuming you, you can see them watching the mailed DVD where a girl with red painted on eyes carefully explains it all. They are weeping, while a policeman says that they probably shouldn't, but they should consider the idea of paying the ransom cos, the unsaid next part of his speech, they might just behead your fucking son and rest of his shitty band, then send it to you on a DVD. The girl is talking. Where do you know her? Ah. The pirate.
"We have kidnapped your son." said Farah, now why do you know her name? "... Hey, since you're here, Dangerman, we might as well talk.."
"Uh, sure?" you say, and suddenly you've got a knife held to your neck by the pirate and she's staring at you with four pairs of eyes.
"Anyone ever tell you, that you don't look half bad?" she asks, cocking a smile. "Look out for me. You'll know I'm true when I tell you the birds fly wrong here."
You open your eyes with a jolt. You look at the joint on your hand, then flick it away. Well, you're never smoking that ever again. Hallucinations... Never hallucinated before. Not on weed. Are you cracking?
TCM
You open your eyes, and see that the teen is staring out at nothing. You stand up and walk over to him.
"You okay?" you ask. He stares, then nods.
Urist Mc Dwarf
[17] [11] You find some broken glass and a long thin stick, then tie them together with some random string you found. You make a crappy axe. This should do for all your axe related needs till later.
ITEM GAIN: CRAPPY AXE. May break randomly.
Coolrune & Patrick Hunt
[3] [3] The lady aims her rifle at Harvey. "So, why you wearing their uniform?"
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"He's a fucking newbie." says the second guard. "Let me spell it out for you. We don't want any of you American, British, or Australian cunts on our land."
"Now hop it!" yells the third guard.
"What about the kid?" says the second guard.
[18] The third guy looks at Rune and his gun, then nods. "Hey, kid, how about you ditch this fuckhead and come hang with us? You have a gun already, I see. Come on, we need someone like you right now anyway."
"Oh yeah... The special mission." says the lady, nodding and smiling at Rune. "We'd need someone like that."
Composure: 9 turns until conversation shutdown for Patrick Hunt.
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Topic: The Jungle (Modern Pirate RTD) Out of the Frying Pan... (Read 8586 times)