I wasn't able to update yesterday because my week's been a little cluttered. I'm okay now though. owo17th of Malachite, 252 AUI don't really think we'll have to worry about our food stocks for a while now.
I'll be completely honest, Uvash sucked ass at architecture but his production management skills aren't half-bad despite the fact that all of the workshops are at minimal safety and hygiene conditions. The only thing that looks well-done in those workshops are the walls, and those are just polished up a little. In any case, the food stockpiles were pretty well set up beforehand, all I had to do was make some rock pots (THANKS FOR NOTHING VUCAR) using the Stonecrafter who immigrated here and set the food workshops to repeat. Now all I have to do is move the butcher shop so it's near the kitchen rather than next to all the other workshops.
21st of Malachite, 252 AUGettin' real sick and tired of your shit, Glazedoor citizenry.
And this isn't at a very good time either since she was supposed to be
polishing the damn dining room, not pushing more useless fucks out of her uterus. I might as well just isolate all the female members of our fortress and have it so that they are only released one day every two years, and during that period they can fornicate all they like. At least it should keep the new infant ratio down, because where I'm from the birth rate is atrociously high (therefore spawning my hatred of the little assballs).
On a side note, the fortress apparently reached the status of Village from the Mountainhome. I don't know why they'd want to make other dwarves think that this fortress is even
anything like a nice little village you'd like to call your own, but hell, dwarves are fucking stupid.
26th of Malachite, 252 AUEVEN THE MANAGER GAVE BIRTH NOW
IT HASN'T EVEN BEEN A WEEK
THEY'RE LITERALLY JUST FOUR FUCKING DAYS APART
The rest of the month's entries seem to be filled only with images and strange scribbles resembling phalluses.