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Author Topic: YOU AT DERAIL: REVENGE OF MINECRAFT RTD  (Read 241916 times)

LordSlowpoke

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: JUST KIDDING
« Reply #1650 on: November 25, 2014, 08:01:20 am »

FALL UPWARDS VIA STAIRS INTO HEAVEN
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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: JUST KIDDING
« Reply #1651 on: November 25, 2014, 10:28:43 am »

I'M A LADY WHO'S SURE ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD, AND I'M BUYING THE STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN
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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: JUST KIDDING
« Reply #1652 on: November 25, 2014, 01:12:41 pm »

Htrae is Earth backwards, as Namuh is to Human.
Slam Htrae into the Death Star.
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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: JUST KIDDING
« Reply #1653 on: November 25, 2014, 05:36:51 pm »

HAVE THE DEMONS MAKE THE CULTIST SMARTER!
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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: JUST KIDDING
« Reply #1654 on: November 25, 2014, 06:26:20 pm »

Tape fragmented Hell back together.
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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: JUST KIDDING
« Reply #1655 on: November 25, 2014, 06:38:12 pm »

Attempt to blow up the Death star, preferably with antimatter.
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This is a masterwork ledger.  It contains 3719356 pages on the topic of the precise number and location of stones in Spindlybrooks.  In the text, the dwarves are hauling.
"And here is where we get the undead unicorns. Stop looking at me that way, you should have seen the zombie deer running around last week!"

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: JUST KIDDING
« Reply #1656 on: November 25, 2014, 09:44:47 pm »

Become plot relevant.
(3)YOU BECOME AN NPC MENTIONED IN A MAIN CHARACTER'S BACKSTORY.

DAMAGE SPACETIME EVEN MORE SO THAT THE ROADS CAN LEAD YOU TO DIFFERENT TIMES OR EVEN UNIVERSES!

(6)PEOPLE ARE PRETTY SCARED TO USE ROADS NOW. LAST TIME A GUY WALKED ON A ROAD, HE FELL INTO THE VOID BETWEEN WORLDS.

DAMAGE SPACETIME EVEN MORE SO THAT THE ROADS CAN LEAD YOU TO DIFFERENT TIMES OR EVEN UNIVERSES!

NO YOU.  SMITE THIS FOOL!
(1)A GOD, ANGRY THAT A NON-GOD IS ATTEMPTING TO SMITE SOMEONE, SMITES YOU. YOU DIE.

NOW CLONE THEM INTO NON-UNDEAD
(1)YOU CREATE MONSTROUS UNDEAD SCYTHER CLONES. THEY KILL YOU AND TAKE OVER THE PLANET.

MAKE MONEY BY BURNING THE WITCHS.
(5)FRIGHTENED PEASANTS EVERYWHERE PAY YOU FOR YOUR SERVICES. YOU BECOME A MILLIONAIRE.

send several teams of scavengers to search the criminal hideout. Also see of its worth using as another base.
(5)THE CRIMINAL HIDEOUT CONTAINS WEAPONS, MINI-METAMECHS, AND PRECIOUS GEMS. AS A SECRET BASE ON THE EDGE OF THE METAVERSE, IT'S HARD TO FIND, MAKING IT A PERFECT BASE.

FALL UPWARDS VIA STAIRS INTO HEAVEN
(4)YOU MANAGE TO FALL UP A NONEXISTENT SET OF STAIRS. OF COURSE, HEAVEN DOESN'T LOOK MUCH DIFFERENT FROM HELL.

I'M A LADY WHO'S SURE ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD, AND I'M BUYING THE STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN
(6)YOU PURCHASE THE STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN, USING YOUR LIFE'S SAVINGS. UNFORTUNATELY, AS YOU ASCEND IT, LORDSLOWPOKE FALLS PAST YOU AND KNOCKS YOU OFF. YOU FALL INTO SPACE.

Htrae is Earth backwards, as Namuh is to Human.
Slam Htrae into the Death Star.
(6)YOU DO SO. UNFORTUNATELY, IT TURNS OUT THAT THE DEATH STAR IS MADE OF TOUGHER STUFF THAN EARTH. HTRAE SHATTERS, AND THE NAMUH ARE SENT FLYING INTO SPACE.

HAVE THE DEMONS MAKE THE CULTIST SMARTER!
(4)THE DEMONS MAKE THE CULTISTS SMARTER. THEY CAN PROBABLY LEARN LATIN NOW.

Tape fragmented Hell back together.
(2)THERE'S NOT ENOUGH TAPE, EITHER. MAN, THOSE MANUFACTURING COMPANIES REALLY DROPPED THE BALL AFTER THE APOCALYPSE.

Attempt to blow up the Death star, preferably with antimatter.
(1)THE ANTIMATTER EXPLODES WHEN YOU TRY TO PICK IT UP. YOU DIE.

'Save' as many players as possible such that they might partake in the grand deadly test course inside the GLaDOS Star.
(6)YOU "SAVE" EVERY SINGLE PLAYER, ALONG WITH EVERY SINGLE NON-PLAYER. THE DEATH STAR IS AWFULLY CROWDED.

[1]THE DRAGON, CONFUSED BY YET ANOTHER SUDDEN CHANGE OF SCENERY, BEGINS FLAILING AROUND. THIS ACCOMPLISHES LITTLE, ASIDE FROM ALERTING THE MICE TO ITS POSITION.
[6]THE ZOMBIES DECIDE TO INCREASE THEIR NUMBERS BY INFECTING NAMUH. UNFORTUNATELY, THEY INFECT TOO MANY; THERE MAY BE A HOUSING SHORTAGE ONCE THEY'RE OUT OF THE DEATH STAR.
[6]THE INKEEPERS ATTEMPT TO SET UP AN INN INSIDE THE DEATH STAR, BUT IT GETS TRAMPLED BY CUSTOMERS, ALONG WITH SEVERAL INNKEEPERS.
[3]THE SNAKES BEGIN SEARCHING FOR A WAY TO STEAL THE DEATH STAR'S POWER.
[5]GLADOS EJECTS THE NAMUH, ZOMBIES, AND CULTISTS INTO SPACE. IT THEN RETURNS TO CHARGING THE LASER.
[2]THE MICE ARE TOO SCATTERED TO ATTACK THE DRAGON.
[6]THE TRAVELLERS DECIDE TO TRAVEL TO THE AIR LOCK. IT DOESN'T GO WELL FOR THEM; THEY'RE TRAVELLING THROUGH SPACE NOW.
[4]THE CULTISTS MANAGE TO DO A FEW EMERGENCY RITUALS OF SPACE BREATHING.
[3]IT'S TOO CROWDED FOR THE WANDERERS TO WANDER PROPERLY.
[3]THE SCYTHER CLONES TRY TO CUT OFF SOME HEAD TO GET AT THE TASTY BRAINS, BUT THEY DON'T HAVE ENOUGH ELBOW ROOM TO USE THEIR SCYTHES.
[1]THE NAMUH HAVE NO WAY TO BREATHE IN SPACE. THEY ALL DIE.
[1]THE GM ATTEMPTS TO TELEPORT BACK TO THE FORTRESS, BUT ACCIDENTALLY TELEPORTS THE DEATH STAR THERE INSTEAD. THE GM DECIDES TO CUT HIS LOSSES AND STOP INTERFERING.

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: JUST KIDDING
« Reply #1657 on: November 25, 2014, 09:52:55 pm »

WALK THE SPACETIME PATH TO BEFORE THE DEATH STAR WAS COMPLETED THEN DESTROY IT.
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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: JUST KIDDING
« Reply #1658 on: November 25, 2014, 10:28:20 pm »

become a Xeelee and go live on the event horizon of a black hole.
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This is a masterwork ledger.  It contains 3719356 pages on the topic of the precise number and location of stones in Spindlybrooks.  In the text, the dwarves are hauling.
"And here is where we get the undead unicorns. Stop looking at me that way, you should have seen the zombie deer running around last week!"

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: JUST KIDDING
« Reply #1659 on: November 25, 2014, 10:35:13 pm »

WIN THE RACE.
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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: JUST KIDDING
« Reply #1660 on: November 25, 2014, 10:39:43 pm »

Well, since I was "saved"...

Leave the premises.

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: JUST KIDDING
« Reply #1661 on: November 25, 2014, 11:32:50 pm »

Change the colors of EVERYTHING by spreading my CURSE of WERECHAMELEONISM.
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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: JUST KIDDING
« Reply #1662 on: November 26, 2014, 08:28:39 am »

SPACE MISSOURI
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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: JUST KIDDING
« Reply #1663 on: November 26, 2014, 08:45:27 am »

NOW TO RULE OVER THE PREVIOUS GM'S FORTRESS
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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: JUST KIDDING
« Reply #1664 on: November 26, 2014, 09:46:28 am »

Return to new base and get a status report on the resistance.
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