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[Tavik Toth]

Take over multiverse.

[Lukeinator]

Cause Massive dance off.

[masked_krusader]

Cause Massive dance off.

HINDER THIS

[flabort]

Demand Royalties from Patentsteal for stealing patents when I have a patent on patent stealing.

[fractalman]

haul my non-corporeal self to a safe(ish) corner of reality

[Elephant Parade]

CAUSE A SCYTHER REBELLIIIOOOON!

(4)A SMALL BAND OF SCYTHERS REBEL AGAINST THE MAIN ARMY.

Play Parasite Eve.

(6)YOU DO SO. UNFORTUNATELY, YOU ARE SO ENGROSSED IN YOUR GAME THAT YOU FAIL TO NOTICE THE GIANT WAVE CREEPING UP ON YOU. IT FLOODS YOUR HOUSE, DESTROYING YOUR ELECTRONIC DEVICES.

LAUGH AT THE OTHER FORCES BATTLEING, SINCE I HAVE GROUND TROOPS, INSTEAD OF REALLYING ON MECHS. USE MY SCYTHER ARMYS TO ATTACK THEIR VULNERABLE TERRITORY TO TAKE IT OVER
I ALSO WAS JUST GOING TO USE THE SCYTHERS TO BOARD THE MECHS AND TAKE IT OVER WITHOUT USING OTHER MECHS AND MIND CONTROL BEAMS

(5)YOU TAKE OVER THE MOON. YOU NOW HAVE CONTROL OF THE HIDDEN MOON LASER.

skip straight ahead to the true final boss and kill him

((hows that for derailment))

(3)YOU SUMMON THE SEMI-FINAL BOSS. (1-2)THE SEMI-FINAL BOSS ANNIHILATES YOU AND LEAVES BEFORE YOU EVEN SEE HIM.

And

I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO QUOTE THESE FROM NOW ON.

Activate Pokemon Retrovirus on all the Pokemon. Including the Scythers.

(1)YOU ACCIDENTALLY INFECT YOURSELF WITH POKEMON RETROVIRUS, WHICH APPARENTLY ALSO AFFECTS HUMANS. YOU ARE BEDRIDDEN.

GO SUPER SAIYAN

(5)AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
YOUR POWER LEVEL INCREASES TO 0.1!

ALSO YOU'RE NOW A CYBORG BECAUSE YOUR ACTION SUCCEEDED ON THE LOST VERSION OF LAST TURN AND I FELT BAD ABOUT MISSING IT.

GET RIFF METER

(2)NO. UPDATING THIS IS ENOUGH OF A PAIN ALREADY.

Cause Massive dance off.

HINDER THIS

(6-1)SUCCESS! THE SCYTHERS BEGIN DANCING.

Demand Royalties from Patentsteal for stealing patents when I have a patent on patent stealing.

(2)PATENTSTEAL ARGUES THAT THIS LEVEL OF META-PATENTING ISN'T GOVERNED BY LAW. THE JUDGE AGREES.

haul my non-corporeal self to a safe(ish) corner of reality

(6)YOU HAUL YOURSELF TO JAIL, WHICH IS PRETTY SAFE, ALBEIT DIFFICULT TO LEAVE.

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A MYSTERIOUS POWER FILLS THE REMAINS OF THE METAMECHS, AND THEY REFORM!

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Spoiler: DOES ANYONE EVEN READ THIS (click to show/hide)

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MILKY WAY MECH
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JUPITER SHIELD: BLOCKS DAMAGE
HIDDEN MOON LASER: INFLICTS HEAVY DAMAGE; ONLY USABLE ONCE
MARS BLADE: SLICES OFF INDIVIDUAL PARTS
[AUTO]GAIA FACTORY+: RESTORES HEALTH

POWER LEVEL: 1.4
BONUS: +500
SPEED: VERY FAST
FACTION: KNOWN SPACE
ALLIED PLAYERS: TAVIK TOTH
ALLIES: N/A
UNITS: 300 FRIENDLIANS
STATUS: N/A
LOCATION: KNOWN SPACE

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HEAVENLY ROBOT
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HOLY SHIELD: BLOCKS DAMAGE; RESTORES HEALTH
SACRED SPEAR: INFLICTS HEAVY DAMAGE
[AUTO]ANGEL ARMY: ATTACKS ENEMY PLAYERS

POWER LEVEL: 3
BONUS: +500
SPEED: VERY SLOW
FACTION: HEAVEN
ALLIED PLAYERS: N/A
ENEMIES: DEMONBOT 3000, GM FORTRESS OF DOOM
ENEMY PLAYERS: TAVIK TOTH
STATUS: ON FIRE
LOCATION: REMNANTS OF HEAVEN

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GM FORTRESS OF DOOM
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CHEATER: MODIFY A DICE ROLL; ONLY USABLE ONCE
[COUNTER]CHEATSHIELD: FIRST ATTACK OF A TURN VS. GFOD SUFFERS -1 PENALTY
[COUNTER/ACTION]METACANNON: INFLICTS MODERATE DAMAGE; TARGET'S NEXT ROLL SUFFERS A -1

POWER LEVEL: 5
BONUS: +500
SPEED: TURTLE
FACTION: META
ALLIED PLAYERS: GM
ENEMIES: HEAVENLY ROBOT
STATUS: SUPER BARRIER
LOCATION: TOP OF THE UNIVERSE

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DEMONBOT 3000
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HELLFIRE: INFLICTS SEVERE DAMAGE; CAUSES RANDOM NEGATIVE EFFECTS
[AUTO]INFERNO: BURNS ALL NEARBY ENEMIES

POWER LEVEL: 4
BONUS: +500
SPEED: FAST
FACTION: HELL
ALLIED PLAYERS: N/A
ENEMIES: HEAVENLY ROBOT
STATUS: N/A
LOCATION: INTERDIMENSIONAL UNDERWORLD

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ROWBOT
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TIDAL WAVE: INFLICTS MINOR DAMAGE; PUSHES ENEMIES AWAY
[AUTO]AQUATIC: NULLIFIES TERRAIN PENALTIES AND INCREASES SPEED BY 1 LEVEL WHEN IN GALACTIC SEA

POWER LEVEL: 0.01
BONUS: +500
SPEED: FAST [AVERAGE]
FACTION: NORTH AFRICA-MISSOURI ALLIANCE
ALLIED PLAYERS: LUKEINATOR [OWNER]
ENEMIES: HEAVENLY ROBOT
STATUS: SPEED +1
LOCATION: GALACTIC SEA

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MEGA SCYBORG
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BULLET PUNCH: MASSIVE DAMAGE TO ONE TARGET
[PASSIVE]FRAGILE: SUFFERS HEAVY DAMAGE

POWER LEVEL: 0.1
BONUS: +500
SPEED: VERY FAST
FACTION: SCYTHER SWARM
ALLIED PLAYERS: TAVIK TOTH, POKETWO
ENEMIES: N/A
STATUS: N/A
LOCATION: EARTH

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SCYTHER SWARM
=====================

DIPLOMACY LEVEL: 1
BONUS: +1
SPEED: ABSURDLY FAST
ALLIED PLAYERS: POKETWO
ALLIES: N/A
ENEMY PLAYERS: N/A
ENEMIES: MILKY WAY MECH (?)
MECHS: N/A
TROOPS: 1,500,000,001,000 SCYTHER(S?)

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HISSINHWALNUTS: NONE; OUTSIDE METAVERSE
TALONISWOLF: RANDOM PEOPLE;
TAMERVIRUS: ;
DARKPALADIN: SELF; DEAD
WER6: ; DEAD
LYEOS: ;
TAVIK TOTH: SCYTHER SWARM; MOONBASE ALPHA
POKETWO: SCYTHER SWARM; EARTH
LUKEINATOR: NORTH AFRICA-MISSOURI ALLIANCE; ROWBOT
EXECUTE/DUMBO.EXE: ;
MASKED_KRUSADER: TROLL; OUTSIDE METAVERSE
LORDSLOWPOKE: GM'S SNOUT; FIST
FLABORT: OUTSIDE MULTIVERSE; SELF

[Lyeos]

Read a book, then!

[flabort]

Metapatent judging. Use this to change the judge's vote.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Respawn and build the first flying (and plane shaped) metamech The Flying Fortress Bomber

[Tavik Toth]

Take over multiverse.

Missed me.

[Lukeinator]

Create fleets of rowbots for the alliance.

[aattss]

Look for a core drill (the one from Tengan Toppa Gurren Lagaan).

[masked_krusader]

Posses the Demonbot.
(In fact, repeat this action until successful.)

[Elephant Parade]

KILLING YOU AT DERAIL UNTIL I'M INTERESTED IN IT AGAIN. SEE YOU IN A MONTH OR SO.

[4maskwolf]

Is this the one you want to necro, EP? Because there, I NECRO'D it for you.