Me being stubborn(and cranky at autocorrect).
HAH! I cannot die in my universe! The defences were just following protocol to ensure my identity.
(3)YOU CAN'T DIE, SO THE UNIVERSE DECIDES TO KICK YOU OUT INSTEAD.
Invade this universe with the combined forces of We are our Avatars and Shoot GWG in the Face NPCs
It's time for WAAAGH!
(4)ARE YOU SERIOUS? THIS GAME HAS ENOUGH NPCS ALREADY.
Smash both the universes that smurfington summons into him.
(5)YOU DO SO. BOTH SMURFINGTON AND THE UNIVERSES ARE ANNIHILATED.
HAVE BILLY MAYS FIGHT FOR WHAT'S RIGHT!
(1)BILLY MAYS BECOMES AN EVIL OVERLORD.
Time to bring da crusades
MEN! FOLLOW ME I WILL LLEEAD
Summon the 7 crusades against all.
(4)WHAT? WHAT CRUSADES? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
reach into the remnants of the previous world to retrieve the cheat field, or whatever is left of it.
(2)THE CROSS-OMNIVERSE TRAIN ISN'T RUNNING TODAY, SO YOU CAN'T VISIT THE FRAGMENTS OF THE OTHER OMNIVERSE.
If Smufington succeeded join forces with my WAOA counterpart. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
THE ACTION DIDN'T SUCCEED, SO NO ROLL FOR YOU.
Call in the militaries of Earth. Also, build a city inside a mountain or ten.
(3)YOU CALL THE MILITARY OF NORTH AMERICA.
(4)YOU BUILD A FEW MOUNTAIN CITIES.
spawn as something above-average
(6)YOU SPAWN AS SOMETHING THAT IS MORE DEAD THAN AVERAGE.
Respawn x2
Be boldite Flabort
(1)YOU FAIL TO RESPAWN BECAUSE OF QUANTUM RESURRECTION INTERFERENCE OR SOMETHING.
Kill something
(1)YOU KILL YOURSELF.
Summon Hastur, Cthulu, and all the other elder gods, and make them destroy everything. And if Mastahcheese in any way influences or attempts to influence or even makes reference of any kind to my action or the existence thereof, destroy him utterly.
Become someone other than Mastahcheese, then Assist this action with extreme prejudice.
(6)YOU ASSIST THE ACTION, BUT THE INCREASED POWER FROM THE ASSIST ALLOWS THE ACTION TO TARGET YOU AS WELL.
Summon Hastur, Cthulu, and all the other elder gods, and make them destroy everything. And if Mastahcheese in any way influences or attempts to influence or even makes reference of any kind to my action or the existence thereof, destroy him utterly.
(6+1)WELL, LOOKS LIKE EVERYTHING IS GONE.