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mastahcheese

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Re: BANANA BANANA BANANA: BANANA BANANA
« Reply #1215 on: February 15, 2014, 10:05:31 pm »

Get up from your chair, get behind the desk and find the power cord to the computer, and pull it as hard as you can.
(5)HAH! GM IS USING A LAPTOP!
Interesting, so am I.
Two can play at this game.

Summon magnets. Stick magnets to laptop.
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Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
The Derail Thread

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Re: BANANA BANANA BANANA: BANANARMAGEDDON NEARLY OVER
« Reply #1216 on: February 15, 2014, 11:13:42 pm »

INITIATE FARADAY CAGING ON LAPTOP
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Re: BANANA BANANA BANANA: BANANARMAGEDDON NEARLY OVER
« Reply #1217 on: February 15, 2014, 11:29:01 pm »

USE GHOST BANANA POWERS TO STEAL EP'S GM STICK
(3)GM STICK NOT IN BANANA PLANE.

Heal BANANA, IT MUST LIVE!!!
(5)YOU FULLY HEAL THE BANANA.

SEOUL!
(3)WHAT?

DEstroy the bananas
(6)ALL BANANAS ARE DESTROYED, OTHER THAN THE BANANA YOU ARE CURRENTLY FIGHTING. THE BANANA IS ENRAGED! IT HAS BECOME ULTRA-BANANA!

Initiate pearstrike
(4)DIRECT HIT! THE ULTRA-BANANA'S SHIELD IS DEPLETED!

Chop up one of the other bannanas and bake into a bannana pie.

"YOU CANNIBAL!"
:twisted grin:
NO OTHER BANANAS EXIST! ACTION INVALID!

FORCE GM TO END BANANA, IF FAIL, THEN DESTROY BANANA
(3)GM ON OTHER PLANE! UNAFFECTED!
(1)YOU TRY TO DESTROY THE BANANA, BUT YOU TRIP ON A BANANA AND FALL OFF THE BANANA.

HEY
HEY BANANA
KNIFE

(3)YOUR KNIFE IS INEFFECTIVE AGAINST THE BANANA'S SHIELD!

Get up from your chair, get behind the desk and find the power cord to the computer, and pull it as hard as you can.
(5)HAH! GM IS USING A LAPTOP!
Interesting, so am I.
Two can play at this game.

Summon magnets. Stick magnets to laptop.
(4 CHEATING)LAPTOP SECRETLY SPECIAL ALIEN-ALLOY LAPTOP. UNAFFECTED BY MAGNETS.

Purify the banana.
(6)SUCCESSFUL. BANANA NOW ANGEL BANANA. IT STILL WANTS TO KILL YOU.

INITIATE FARADAY CAGING ON LAPTOP
ONE ACTION PER PERSON.

[6]BANANA UNLEASHES RAGNAROK! BANANA TOWER CRUMBLING! ONLY TWO TURNS LEFT TO ESCAPE!
[6]IN AN ACT OF VALIANT SACRIFICE, THE MONKEYS THROW THEMSELVES AT THE BANANA. THEY PERISH IN THE CRUMBLING BANANA TOWER.

BANANA: FINE (SHIELD: 80%)
ANGRY MONKEYS: R.I.P.

HEY
HEY BANANA
KNIFE

HAHAHA! YOU ARE NOW WATCHING THIS TOPIC FOREVER! IT WILL FOREVER SHOW UP ON YOUR NEW REPLIES LIST AND DRIVE YOU INSANE!

-SERIOUS BUSINESS-
In all seriousness, if enough people care I can make a new thread so it doesn't pop up forever and ever. There really needs to be an un-watch button.
-END SERIOUS BUSINESS-
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Re: BANANA BANANA BANANA: BANANARMAGEDDON NEARLY OVER
« Reply #1218 on: February 16, 2014, 12:08:39 am »

Lacerate the banana with the sword of Olympus.
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Re: BANANA BANANA BANANA: BANANARMAGEDDON NEARLY OVER
« Reply #1219 on: February 16, 2014, 12:12:15 am »

...


utilize quantum-tunneling to chop up banana despite sheilding.
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Re: BANANA BANANA BANANA: BANANARMAGEDDON NEARLY OVER
« Reply #1220 on: February 16, 2014, 01:10:32 am »

Become banana god incarnate
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Re: BANANA BANANA BANANA: BANANARMAGEDDON NEARLY OVER
« Reply #1221 on: February 16, 2014, 01:19:48 am »

I WAS ALREADY WATCHING THREAD
HAH
SUMMON GRINCH
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Re: BANANA BANANA BANANA: BANANARMAGEDDON NEARLY OVER
« Reply #1222 on: February 16, 2014, 02:25:34 am »

Suck the soul out of the banana, and replace it with... the soul of one of derm's expired characters. I dunno which. Did he ever die in one of the Looter's Delights? Yeah. That's a suitable soul.
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Re: BANANA BANANA BANANA: BANANARMAGEDDON NEARLY OVER
« Reply #1223 on: February 16, 2014, 05:28:49 pm »

Burn!!
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Re: BANANA BANANA BANANA: BANANARMAGEDDON NEARLY OVER
« Reply #1224 on: February 16, 2014, 05:39:02 pm »

ABSORB BANANA INTO MYSELF
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Re: BANANA BANANA BANANA: BANANARMAGEDDON NEARLY OVER
« Reply #1225 on: February 17, 2014, 08:55:11 pm »

Lacerate the banana with the sword of Olympus.
(1)ACCIDENTALLY LACERATE SELF. YOU DIE.

...


utilize quantum-tunneling to chop up banana despite sheilding.

(4)BANANA SLIGHTLY WOUNDED.

Become banana god incarnate
(3)YOU BECOME A BANANA POPE.

I WAS ALREADY WATCHING THREAD
HAH
SUMMON GRINCH

(4)GRINCH SUMMONED.

Suck the soul out of the banana, and replace it with... the soul of one of derm's expired characters. I dunno which. Did he ever die in one of the Looter's Delights? Yeah. That's a suitable soul.
(4)DERMBANANA CREATED.

Burn!!
(6)YOU SET EVERYTHING ON FIRE. ESPECIALLY YOURSELF. YOU DIE.

ABSORB BANANA INTO MYSELF
(2)ABSORPTION FAILS. DERMBANANA REMAINS ENTITY.

[3]DERMBANANA BEGINS CASTING A FLIGHT SPELL.
[1]GRINCH ATTEMPTS TO STEAL FALLING DEBRIS. IT FALLS AND KILLS HIM. SHORTEST-LIVED NPC AWARD GOES TO GRINCH.

ONE TURN TO ESCAPE TOWER!

DERMBANANA: SLIGHTLY WOUNDED; ON FIRE; CASTING FLIGHT SPELL (SHIELD: 80%)
ANGRY MONKEYS: R.I.P.
GRINCH: R.I.P.
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Re: BANANA BANANA BANANA: BANANARMAGEDDON NEARLY OVER
« Reply #1226 on: February 17, 2014, 08:59:43 pm »

CONTINUE ABOSRBING DERM-BANANA INTO MYSELF
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Re: BANANA BANANA BANANA: BANANARMAGEDDON NEARLY OVER
« Reply #1227 on: February 17, 2014, 09:18:05 pm »

Raise Grinch as Vampire
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Re: BANANA BANANA BANANA: BANANARMAGEDDON NEARLY OVER
« Reply #1228 on: February 17, 2014, 09:30:44 pm »

Becaome Dragon.(( I assume I perished rather soon :P
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Re: BANANA BANANA BANANA: BANANARMAGEDDON NEARLY OVER
« Reply #1229 on: February 17, 2014, 09:31:19 pm »

Step out of time again into my growing kingdom of souls.
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