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[flabort]

Try again, ring onto finger. Don't miss.

[wer6]

Use my sniper rifle to blow a hole through Flaborts ring.

[Empiricist]

Combine everything into a tower!

[flabort]

Use my sniper rifle to blow a hole through Flaborts ring.

It's actually DA_NANG's, I'm just trying to take it from him.

Also, Shank him with Ragnarock again.

[IronTomato]

SCREW YOU PARADE, I AM NOT BEING HELD UP

WAIT...

LOOK IN THE SEAT BEHIND ME

[Elephant Parade]

THE CRAFTING OF THE GLOVES WAS ONE OF THE LAST THREE ACTIONS. ALSO A FIVE SHOULD BE PERFECTLY COMPLETING THE ACTION CORRECT?

CRAFTING OF GLOVES WAS SUCCESSFUL. GLOVES DESTROYED IN APOCALYPSE. OTHER ITEMS SURVIVED BECAUSE THEY WERE ALREADY WRITTEN DOWN AND GM IS LAZY. ALSO, RETCONNING ALL ACTIONS WOULD BE RIDICULOUS.

Look up at the person talking to me and tilt my head to one side slightly. Attempt to vocalize a response but fail pathetically. Be scared of rejection and also scared of change from constant rejection. Don't move from my spot, permitting the person to touch/pet me if they want too. Be unsure if acceptance is even worth hoping for.

(1)PERSON WALKS AWAY WHILE YOU MOPE.

>Call ghost busters to trap Ghost.
Clone: Scare all the party guests away.

(3V3)NOTHING HAPPENS DUE TO GM BEING TOO SLEEPY TO DECIDE RESULT OF TIE.

Secretly be assasin. Assasinate GM and take his place.

(3)ATTACK MISSES. GM NOT NOTICE SOMEHOW DESPITE BEING OMNISCIENT AND NARRATING THIS.

Dispense cheese

(1)CHEESE FAIL TO DISPENSE. INSTEAD, ALL CHEESE ABSORBED. UNIVERSE NOW HAS NO CHEESE.

Cheesify.

(2)WHAT IS UP WITH THESE DICE? SERIOUSLY.

For a three, that was incredibly usefull reasearch! I can skip the anti-anti-cheating field and go straight to the cheating field!
Begin construction of cheating field generator.

(5)GENERATOR GIVES YOU +1 BONUS FROM CHEATING.

ABSCOND TO SHIVMAN'S HIDEOUT

(5)YOU ARE NOW IN THE CRIMINAL ZONE.

SUMMON FRIEND COMPUTER, ONLY IS I HAVE THE CLREANCE TO DO SO OF COURCE.

(4)FRIEND COMPUTER APPEARS.

Try again, ring onto finger. Don't miss.

(2)YOU MISS AGAIN.

Use my sniper rifle to blow a hole through Flaborts ring.

(4)RING NOW HAS SMALL HOLE. THIS HAS NO EFFECT.

Combine everything into a tower!

(5)UNIVERSE NOW GIANT TOWER.

Use my sniper rifle to blow a hole through Flaborts ring.

It's actually DA_NANG's, I'm just trying to take it from him.

Also, Shank him with Ragnarock again.

(1+1)YOU MISS.

SCREW YOU PARADE, I AM NOT BEING HELD UP

WAIT...

LOOK IN THE SEAT BEHIND ME

(6)THE INTENSITY OF YOUR STARE SETS THE TRAIN ON FIRE.

[3]ANGELS TRY TO FIGURE OUT WHERE HEAVEN IS.
[3]FRIEND COMPUTER BEGINS MOVING TOWARDS FRIENDLYPLANET.

Spoiler: AREAS (click to show/hide)

COSMOSLAVABALL: MADE INTO RAGNAROK SWORD
HELL: HEAVEN
MULTIMETAVERSE: ANNIHILATED
PALACE AT CENTER OF MULTIVERSE: +1 FROM FORTIFICATION, +CHEATING FROM CHEATSHIELD
BROCCOLI GALAXY: MADE OF BROCCOLI, HAS 42 PLANETS
FRIENDLYPLANET: IS VERY FRIENDLY.
SPACE TRAIN: CURRENTLY ON FIRE

Spoiler: ITEMS (click to show/hide)

RAGNAROCK: +1 TO KILLING WHILE DEAD AND LOUD MUSIC, WIELDED BY FLABORT
METASTAFF: +2 TO META, WIELDED BY CM
SPACE BATTLESHIP: +1 TO CONQUERING HEAVEN, USED BY CM.
MASTER SWORD: +1 TO VANQUISHING EVIL, WIELDED BY CM
CHEESE: NOT PARTICULARLY GOOD. MADE BY LUKEINATOR.
RING OF DEATH: GRANTS +1 TO ACTIONS INVOLVING DEATH
SHIVVINATOR 3000: +1 TO DESTROYING WALLS

Spoiler: PLAYERS (click to show/hide)

GM: +1 FROM HOLY KNIGHT
DA_NANG: HAS RING OF DEATH
FLABORT: WIELDS RAGNAROCK
REMUTHRA: DANCING SAVANT, BILLIONAIRE
LORDSLOWPOKE: TWILIGHTMAN
LENGLON: VICTIM OF MISTAKES
LUKEINATOR: HAS DONUT POWERS
HISSINHWALNUTS: DEAD
IRONTOMATO: STILL HELD UP BY A SPACE CRIMINAL, SETS THINGS ON FIRE WITH INTENSE STARE
DORSIDORF: HAS SHIVVINATOR 3000
FRACTALMAN: +1 FROM CHEATFIELD

WORLD EXPLANATION UPDATE INCOMING.

[Lenglon]

Curl the rest of the way back up and cry.

[kj1225]

But it is still one of the three actions and thus would have been done again. Apocalypse or no you said last three actions were redone.

[Elephant Parade]

But it is still one of the three actions and thus would have been done again. Apocalypse or no you said last three actions were redone.

THEY WERE RETCONNED, NOT REDONE. IT WAS SUCCESSFUL IN THE PAST BEFORE, AND IT STILL IS.

[kj1225]

Well that isn't even a five then is it? On the contrary that is more like a one or two as it made the roll for the gloves a four instead of it still being a five. So really It's a worse outcome.

[Elephant Parade]

Well that isn't even a five then is it? On the contrary that is more like a one or two as it made the roll for the gloves a four instead of it still being a five. So really It's a worse outcome.

GM ORIGINALLY MISREAD IT AS ATTEMPT TO RETCON FOR SOME REASON. YOU GOT THE WONDERGLOVES!

[kj1225]

Thank you! I'm glad that we could clear up this misunderstanding.

Now then! Equip gloves and go punch a dragon in the face!

[Dorsidwarf]

Thank you! I'm glad that we could clear up this misunderstanding.

Now then! Equip gloves and go punch a dragon in the face!

Send spacebandits to steal gloves Dragon

[Elephant Parade]

YOU AT DERAIL: WORLD EXPLANATION
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THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE HAS BEEN REMADE INTO A TOWER.

NOW, FIRST OF ALL, THERE ARE A FEW THINGS OUTSIDE THE TOWER. MOST OF THE SPACE OUTSIDE THE TOWER IS HEAVEN, WHICH IS FULL OF VOID ANGELS. HOWEVER, IN AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION IS THE CRIMINAL HIDEOUT, WHERE CRIMINALS LIVE. BELOW THE TOWER IS HELL, WHICH IS ACTUALLY HEAVENHELL BECAUSE THE ANGELS INVADED AND KILLED ALL THE DEMONS.

THE TOWER HAS A SPACE TRAIN, WHICH ACTS AS AN ELEVATOR BETWEEN FLOORS. ALTHOUGH IT'S ON FIRE RIGHT NOW, AND IT KEEPS GETTING DERAILED BY CRIMINALS. ALSO, THE ENTIRE TOWER IS A SWORD, KIND OF. SOME PLACES WERE META FROM BEFORE META AND NON-META WERE THE SAME THING, AND WHEN RAGNAROCK WAS CREATED IT WAS ONLY THE NON-META COSMOSLAVABALL, AND NOW IT DOESN'T REALLY MAKE MUCH SENSE.

RIGHT NOW, THE BOTTOMMOST FLOOR IS FRIENDLYPLANET. THE PEOPLE ON IT ARE FRIENDLY, AND FRIEND COMPUTER IS CURRENTLY TRYING TO GET THERE. MOST OF THE FLOORS ARE BROCCOLI PLANETS, BECAUSE BROCCOLI IS DELICIOUS.

ANY QUESTIONS?

[kj1225]

What happened to the dragons!