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LordSlowpoke

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: MULTIMETAVERSE AND COSMOS DESTROYED AGAIN
« Reply #1005 on: January 15, 2014, 03:44:28 am »

APPLY JUDGEMENT TO LAWYERS

BUILD DEPOSIT BOX AROUND PALACE
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blademan9999

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: MULTIMETAVERSE AND COSMOS DESTROYED AGAIN
« Reply #1006 on: January 15, 2014, 05:10:29 am »

>Have epic party, make my party be the party that pierces through the heavens.
Clone: Derail party.
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There is a massive magma snake moving in down stairs as well as a flood and a tunnel to hell also downstairs and you are worried about me putting my feet on the furniture.
GWG you are meant to be the sane one.
Just because the apocalypse is happening downstairs is no reason to abandon manners young wizard.

Lenglon

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: MULTIMETAVERSE AND COSMOS DESTROYED AGAIN
« Reply #1007 on: January 15, 2014, 05:57:27 am »

Be bored and sad and lonely, wish for friends, but be too depressed to actually try to find any. Hope that life gets better, but don't bother trying to actually do anything about it. Curl up in a little ball and hide on the spot.
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((I don't think heating something that is right above us to a ridiculous degree is very smart. Worst case scenario we become +metal statues+. This is a finely crafted metal statue. It is encrusted with sharkmist and HMRC. On the item is an image of HMRC and Pancaek. Pancaek is laughing. The HMRC is melting. The artwork relates to the encasing of the HMRC in metal by Pancaek during the Mission of Many People.))

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: MULTIMETAVERSE AND COSMOS DESTROYED AGAIN
« Reply #1008 on: January 15, 2014, 07:56:27 am »

Respawn as Gm's butler.
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IronTomato

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: MULTIMETAVERSE AND COSMOS DESTROYED AGAIN
« Reply #1009 on: January 15, 2014, 07:57:21 am »

But I'm not being held up by criminals anymore.  :'(

*cough* PLAY GAMEBOY WHILE WAIT FOR TRAIN
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Dorsidwarf

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: MULTIMETAVERSE AND COSMOS DESTROYED AGAIN
« Reply #1010 on: January 15, 2014, 11:52:23 am »

Be Spacebandit. Hijack  Irontomato's Spacetrain
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Elephant Parade

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: MULTIMETAVERSE AND COSMOS DESTROYED AGAIN
« Reply #1011 on: January 16, 2014, 11:22:02 pm »

Raise that fucking egg like a mother!
(4)YOU DO SO. EVEN THOUGH IT'S BEEN DESTROYED.

Stop being hated by the dice.
(1)YOU GAIN A -1 TO ALL ROLLS. I'D LIKE TO REMIND EVERYONE THAT THESE ROLLS ARE SERIOUSLY LEGITIMATE, AND THAT IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY ANYMORE.

42 donut planets
(1)42 BROCCOLI PLANETS NOW ONLY SPACIAL OBJECTS (OTHER THAN PALACE, HEAVEN, AND HELLHEAVEN).

Create anti-cheating device.
(1)CHEATBOOSTER CREATED. GRANTS A FREE EXTRA ACTION TO ALL CHEATERS.

In a bit of an experiment, see if killing myself from death will stop the endless series of deaths.
(2)IT DOES NOT.

APPLY JUDGEMENT TO LAWYERS

BUILD DEPOSIT BOX AROUND PALACE
(1)LAWYER USED PROTECT!

LORDSLOWPOKE USED JUDGEMENT!

THE ATTACK MISSED!

LAWYER USED LAWSUIT!

LORDSLOWPOKE IS THROWN IN JAIL...

>Have epic party, make my party be the party that pierces through the heavens.
Clone: Derail party.

(4V4)PARTY OKAY, BUT NOT GREAT. CLONE DERAILS PARTY, BUT ONLY SOME PEOPLE ARE PAYING ATTENTION.

Be bored and sad and lonely, wish for friends, but be too depressed to actually try to find any. Hope that life gets better, but don't bother trying to actually do anything about it. Curl up in a little ball and hide on the spot.
(5)WISH GRANTED BY DONUT GHOST ANGELS. FRIENDLYPLANET POPS INTO EXISTENCE.

Respawn as Gm's butler.
(6)YOU ARE GIVEN THE TASK OF FIGURING OUT WHY THESE 6S APPEAR AT THE EXACT TIMES WHEN CREATING RESULTS FOR THEM IS A PAIN.

But I'm not being held up by criminals anymore.  :'(

*cough* PLAY GAMEBOY WHILE WAIT FOR TRAIN
(4)TRAIN ARRIVES. YOU GET ON THE TRAIN. NEXT STOP: BROCCOLI GALAXY.

Be Spacebandit. Hijack  Irontomato's Spacetrain
(5)YOU STEAL THE TRAIN AND REDIRECT IT TO THE SECRET SPACE CRIMINAL HIDEOUT THAT SURVIVED THE BLAST SOMEHOW.

[4]ANGELS FINALLY RETURN. THEY ARE VERY CONFUSED.
[ALL OTHER NPCS DESTROYED IN BLAST]

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« Last Edit: January 18, 2014, 03:47:42 am by Elephant Parade »
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kj1225

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: MULTIMETAVERSE AND COSMOS DESTROYED AGAIN
« Reply #1012 on: January 16, 2014, 11:23:38 pm »

REDO ALL MY ACTIONS!
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fractalman

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: MULTIMETAVERSE AND COSMOS DESTROYED AGAIN
« Reply #1013 on: January 16, 2014, 11:29:50 pm »

initiate research into cheating, anti-cheating, and anti-anti-cheating fields.
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This is a masterwork ledger.  It contains 3719356 pages on the topic of the precise number and location of stones in Spindlybrooks.  In the text, the dwarves are hauling.
"And here is where we get the undead unicorns. Stop looking at me that way, you should have seen the zombie deer running around last week!"

flabort

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: MULTIMETAVERSE AND COSMOS DESTROYED AGAIN
« Reply #1014 on: January 16, 2014, 11:42:20 pm »

Just take that RING OF DEATH and put it on. Since I die every turn anyways, it'll give me a +1 to EVERYTHING
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HissinhWalnuts

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: MULTIMETAVERSE AND COSMOS DESTROYED AGAIN
« Reply #1015 on: January 16, 2014, 11:44:44 pm »

Feed.
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fractalman

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: MULTIMETAVERSE AND COSMOS DESTROYED AGAIN
« Reply #1016 on: January 16, 2014, 11:57:41 pm »

oooooh....wait a minute, the existing cheating device grants a free action to all cheaters!?!?!
:evil grin:

10 or so distant future versions of myself arrive, each bearing a free turn granted by the cheat device.

Turn 1: take haxed dice from future. they are haxed to always give a 5.
Turn 2: roll haxed dice for my cheaty attempt to hax into the current dice.
Turn 3: travel back through time with newly haxed dice.
turn 4: upgrade cheat device.
turn 5: do I really need to spell it out to you that I think I just completed a set of infinite wish spells?
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edit: turn 6: decide i *DON'T* want to be game-master of this game after all. 

« Last Edit: January 17, 2014, 12:06:21 am by fractalman »
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This is a masterwork ledger.  It contains 3719356 pages on the topic of the precise number and location of stones in Spindlybrooks.  In the text, the dwarves are hauling.
"And here is where we get the undead unicorns. Stop looking at me that way, you should have seen the zombie deer running around last week!"

Lenglon

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: MULTIMETAVERSE AND COSMOS DESTROYED AGAIN
« Reply #1017 on: January 17, 2014, 12:08:29 am »

Stay curled up in a ball, depressed and oblivious to my surroundings, until someone interacts with me in some way.
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((I don't think heating something that is right above us to a ridiculous degree is very smart. Worst case scenario we become +metal statues+. This is a finely crafted metal statue. It is encrusted with sharkmist and HMRC. On the item is an image of HMRC and Pancaek. Pancaek is laughing. The HMRC is melting. The artwork relates to the encasing of the HMRC in metal by Pancaek during the Mission of Many People.))

LordSlowpoke

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: MULTIMETAVERSE AND COSMOS DESTROYED AGAIN
« Reply #1018 on: January 17, 2014, 12:13:10 am »

* LordSlowpoke sighs.

BE DISAPPOINTED BY LACK OF CREATIVE GAOL USAGE

SHIV WALL IN ORDER TO ACQUIRE FREEDOMS
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Dorsidwarf

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: MULTIMETAVERSE AND COSMOS DESTROYED AGAIN
« Reply #1019 on: January 17, 2014, 03:28:36 am »

Use the shivvinator 3000 to break this fellow criminal out of jail
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