Start an anti-war protest concert.
(1)MANY NEARBY PEOPLE HATE THE NOISE LEVEL. HOWEVER, SOME ENJOY THE MUSIC. A FIGHT BREAKS OUT.
TAKE OVER THE PALACE AT THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE BY PUTTING IT INTO A BUCKET AND LOCKING IT IN A DEPOSIT BOX WITH MY NAME ON IT
(CHEATING)DID YOU FORGET ABOUT THE CHEATSHIELD? YOU DO SO, BUT LAWYERS DETERMINE IT TO BE ILLEGAL AND PUT THE PALACE BACK.
Punch a dragon to death! Then make gloves out of it's remains that give a bonus to fighting dragons! Then continue murdering tower dragons until one of them drops an egg which I will raise to help in my fight against it's oppressive brethren.
(4)DRAGON PUNCHED.
(5)GLOVES OF DRAGONSLAYING CRAFTED.
(4+1)ONE DROPS AN EGG.
YOU FORGOT MY ACTION YOU ENORMOUS THICK SKINNED MAMMAL
ALSO REMUTHRAS
PUNCH GM IN SNOUT TO RESTORE ACTIONS
(5)ACTIONS PLACED AT START OF TURN.
Gather up all the dragons into a single dragontower.
(5)OMNIDRAGONTOWER CREATED.
Sit on a park bench and watch people. See if anyone pets me.
(4)YOU ARE ABLE TO CLEARLY SEE THE WHOLE PARK. NOTHING OF NOTE IS HAPPENING.
Force GM to roll my previous action. Preferably at gunpoint.
(2)GM POINTS OUT THAT ACTION HAS ALREADY BEEN INCLUDED IN THIS TURN. ALSO, GUN HAS NO BULLETS.
Continue eating donut planet. Become Donut Man with donut powers and donut gun.
(6)YOU EAT THE ENTIRE DONUT PLANET. HOWEVER, YOU BECOME REALLY FAT AND TAKE UP ALL THE SPACE FORMERLY OCCUPIED BY PLANET. DEATH STAR ABOUT TO FIRE.
(2)ALSO, YOU DON'T GET DONUT POWERS. BOO HOO.
Make A fort.
(4)YOU MAKE AN A-FORT. IT IS A GIANT FORT IN THE SHAPE OF AN A.'
spray donut ray
(2)DONUT POWERS NULLIFIED BY DESTRUCTION OF PLANET.
>Celebrate victory over clone.
Clone: come back as ghost and haunt original
(5V2)EVERYONE IN WORLD VISITS CELEBRATION FOR ULTIMATE PARTY. NOISE SCARES OFF GHOSTLY CLONE.
Respawn and send the angeltron to lead the angels!
(1)YOU RESPAWN IN LAVA, CAUSING YOU TO INSTANTLY DIE AGAIN.
MOAR REASEMBLING
(2)YOU'RE TOO DEAD FOR THAT.
TRY TO TRAVEL TO HISSINHWALNUTS AGAIN, THIS TIME TAKE THE SPACETRAIN
(3)SPACETRAIN BREAKS DOWN.
LEAD THE DRAGONS TO VICTORY
(4)YOU REVIVE ALL THE DRAGONS AND MOVE THEM TO THE PALACE BEFORE THE NPC TURN.
Use powers of killing from death to kill the current holder of the RING OF DEATH, and take the ring for myself.
(5+1)YOU KILL THE RINGBEARER, BUT YOU DIE BECAUSE YOU ROLLED A 6 AND THE GM IS TOO LAZY TO THINK OF AN ACTUAL RESULT.
[3]SPACE CRIMINALS BEGIN PLANNING ROBBERY.
[2]POLICE CONTINUE TO NOT LEARN INFORMATION.
[6]DONUT PLANET CITIZENS JUMP IN ESCAPE PODS, BUT ARE IN TOO MUCH OF A HURRY TO SET UP THE PODS PROPERLY. ALL ARE DESTROYED.
[6]OMNIDRAGONTOWER DESTROYS WEARER OF DRAGON GLOVES WITH OMNIBREATH, BUT ALSO DESTROYS EARTH.
[6]ANGELS USE ULTIMATE SPELL TO STOP DEMONS, ACCIDENTALLY DESTROY DIMENSION.
[6]DEATH STAR FIRES MASSIVE LASER. DARKPALADIN IS DESTROYED, BUT SO IS THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE. PALACE SURVIVES BECAUSE OF CHEATSHIELD.
COSMOSLAVABALL: MADE INTO RAGNAROK SWORD
HELL: HEAVEN
MULTIMETAVERSE: ANNIHILATED
PALACE AT CENTER OF MULTIVERSE: +1 FROM FORTIFICATION, +CHEATING FROM CHEATSHIELD
EARTH: DESTROYED AGAIN
RAGNAROCK: +1 TO KILLING WHILE DEAD AND LOUD MUSIC, WIELDED BY FLABORT
METASTAFF: +2 TO META, WIELDED BY CM
SPACE BATTLESHIP: +1 TO CONQUERING HEAVEN, USED BY CM.
MASTER SWORD: +1 TO VANQUISHING EVIL, WIELDED BY CM
CHEESE: NOT PARTICULARLY GOOD. MADE BY LUKEINATOR.
RING OF DEATH: GRANTS +1 TO ACTIONS INVOLVING DEATH
GM: +1 FROM HOLY KNIGHT
DA_NANG: HAS RING OF DEATH
FLABORT: WIELDS RAGNAROCK
REMUTHRA: DANCING SAVANT, BILLIONAIRE
LORDSLOWPOKE: TWILIGHTMAN
LENGLON: VICTIM OF MISTAKES
LUKEINATOR: HAS DONUT POWERS
HISSINHWALNUTS: SMALL PLANET
IRONTOMATO: HELD UP BY SPACE CRIMINALS
EDIT: MISSING ACTIONS ADDED. I HOPE.
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