Shoot my donut ray at the palace in the center of the universe.
(6)YOU FIRE AT EXACT CENTER OF UNIVERSE. UNFORTUNATELY, YOU HIT A PORTAL THAT WARPS THE SHOT BACK TO DONUT PLANET, TURNING IT INTO DONUT DONUT PLANET.
Eat donut planet.
(3)YOU MUNCH ON A FEW CITIES. DELICIOUS. MOST OF THE PLANET IS STILL THERE, THOUGH.
Continues trying to bring the thread back to it's beginnings after smiting dragons.
(3)DRAGONS NOT BOTHERED MUCH BY SMITING.
TRY FORGING IT AGAIN. THIS TIME WITH ROLL BONUS FROM SOME TIME AGO.
(3+1)RING OF DEATH CREATED. +1 TO ACTIONS INVOLVING DEATH.
Re assemble to former status.
(6)YOU REASSEMBLE FOR TOO LONG AND IMPLODE.
Spawn the Angeltron 5000
(6)ANGELTRON SPAWNS ABOVE YOU. GRAVITY + GIANT ROBOT = DEATH.
PRESS LIFE ALERT BUTTON
(3)BUTTON BROKEN.
DAMMIT THIS SUCKS
LOOK AT SPACE POLICE AND YELL "YOU CAN DO IT"
(1)YOU YELL ENCOURAGEMENT TO THE CRIMINALS AS THEY GET APPREHENDED. THE SPACE POLICE ARE SUSPICIOUS, AND TAKE YOU IN FOR QUESTIONING.
[3+1]GM GETS BORED OF TAKING ACTIONS AND JUST SITS AROUND.
[5]SPACE CRIMINALS CREATE ELABORATE LIE ABOUT BEING BRAINWASHED BY IRONTOMATO. POLICE FOOLED. CRIMINALS ARE LET GO.
[3]QUESTIONING OF IRONTOMATO REVEALS NO INFORMATION.
[6]DONUT PEOPLE ATTEMPT TO DIVERT A MOLASSES RIVER FOR EASIER ACCESS, BUT IT FLOODS A TOWN.
[1]DRAGONTOWERS COLLAPSE. EARTH NOW COVERED IN CONFUSED DRAGONS.
[1]ANGELS GET DISTRACTED AND GO ON A CRUSADE TO SAVE AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION FROM DEMONS.
[2]DARTH VADER'S DEATH STAR IS STILL CHARGING FOR SOME REASON.
You still haven't fixed it.
Cheese
(3)YOU MAKE SOME CHEESE. IT'S NOT THE WORST CHEESE, BUT IT COULD BE BETTER. PROBABLY A BIT BETTER THAN STORE-BOUGHT CHEESE, THOUGH.
CHEESE: NOT PARTICULARLY GOOD. MADE BY LENGLON. This is erronious, see the above part where it was made... by lukinator
LENGLON: MAKES MEDIOCRE CHEESE Again, nope, I have nothing to do with cheese
I had nothing to do with cheese either. You've been misattributing things to me instead of lukinator for a while now, and since I haven't been tracking this thread closely this is the first I noticed.
ACTUALLY FIXED.
COSMOSLAVABALL: MADE INTO RAGNAROK SWORD
DOLPHIN PLANET: ON FIRE
HELL: HEAVEN
MULTIMETAVERSE: UNRULED
PALACE AT CENTER OF MULTIVERSE: +1 FROM FORTIFICATION, +CHEATING FROM CHEATSHIELD
DONUT PLANET: MADE BY LUKEINATOR, HOME OF DONUT PEOPLE
EARTH: RECONSTRUCTED, BUT COVERED IN DRAGONS.
DEATH STAR: PREPARING TO FIRE LASER AT DONUT PLANET
RAGNAROCK: +1 TO KILLING WHILE DEAD AND LOUD MUSIC, WIELDED BY FLABORT
METASTAFF: +2 TO META, WIELDED BY CM
SPACE BATTLESHIP: +1 TO CONQUERING HEAVEN, USED BY CM.
MASTER SWORD: +1 TO VANQUISHING EVIL, WIELDED BY CM
CHEESE: NOT PARTICULARLY GOOD. MADE BY LUKEINATOR.
RING OF DEATH: GRANTS +1 TO ACTIONS INVOLVING DEATH
GM: +1 FROM HOLY KNIGHT
DA_NANG: HAS RING OF DEATH
FLABORT: WIELDS RAGNAROCK
REMUTHRA: DANCING SAVANT, BILLIONAIRE
LORDSLOWPOKE: TWILIGHTMAN
LENGLON: VICTIM OF MISTAKES
LUKEINATOR: HAS DONUT POWERS
HISSINHWALNUTS: SMALL PLANET
IRONTOMATO: HELD UP BY SPACE CRIMINALS