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[Elephant Parade]

SPARKLE IN GM'S GENERAL DIRECTION

(5)ANNOYING TWILIGHT REFERENCES ACTUALLY CM'S ONLY WEAKNESS. CM LOSES CHEATING POWERS, BECOMES GM AGAIN.

>Escape mob, Vow revenge on clone.
Clone: >Prepare for war, build a robot version of self to help.

(5v2)MOB LEFT IN DUST AS YOU RUN AT NEAR-LIGHT SPEED. YOU CLIMB UP MOUNTAIN, AND MAKE DRAMATIC FIST-SHAKING GESTURE WHILE THUNDER RUMBLES. CLONE TRIES TO MAKE ROBOT, BUT IT DOESN'T KNOW HOW.

MOVE TO WALNUT PLANET

(6)YOU MOVE TO WALNUT PLANET, BUT YOU'RE IN SUCH A HURRY THAT YOU DON'T CHECK THE CREDIBILITY OF YOUR SPACE TAXI. IT TURNS OUT TO BE A SECRET CRIMINAL TAXI, AND YOU ARE HELD HOSTAGE WHILE THEY TRY TO ESCAPE FROM THE SPACE VOID ANGEL POLICE.

CONVINCE VADER TO BLOW UP WALNUT PLANET

(5)VADER MOVES HIS DEATH STAR INTO ORBIT AND PREPARES TO FIRE. GOOD THING THIS UNIVERSE DOESN'T HAVE REBELS.

Use model of castle as voodoo doll.

(3)YOU TARGET THE WRONG CASTLE. SOMEWHERE IN SPACE, A POOR RICH MAN JUST LOST A TOWER.

Become area in cosmos, using my new dwarf planet powers.

(2)NOPE. PLANETS CAN'T DO MUCH. THEY JUST SORT OF SIT THERE.

Donut powers

(4)YOU GAIN DONUT POWERS.

Become area in cosmos, using my new dwarf planet powers.

CONVINCE VADER TO BLOW UP WALNUT PLANET

Admire new gem in hilt of Ragnarock Sword. Stab Vader and this Dorsidwarf guy.

(1)GEM ACTUALLY EXPLOSIVE. RAGNAROCK EXPLODES IN YOUR FACE, KILLING YOU. RAGNAROCK SURVIVES, AT LEAST.

[3+1]GM DISTRAUGHT AT LOSS OF CHEATING POWERS. CRIES. VOWS VENGEANCE ON LORDSLOWPOKE.

Spoiler: AREAS (click to show/hide)

COSMOSLAVABALL: MADE INTO RAGNAROK SWORD
DOLPHIN PLANET: ON FIRE
HELL: HEAVEN
MULTIMETAVERSE: UNRULED
PALACE AT CENTER OF MULTIVERSE: +1 FROM FORTIFICATION, +CHEATING FROM CHEATSHIELD

Spoiler: ITEMS (click to show/hide)

RAGNAROCK: +1 TO KILLING WHILE DEAD AND LOUD MUSIC, WIELDED BY FLABORT
METASTAFF: +2 TO META, WIELDED BY CM
SPACE BATTLESHIP: +1 TO CONQUERING HEAVEN, USED BY CM.
MASTER SWORD: +1 TO VANQUISHING EVIL, WIELDED BY CM
CHEESE: NOT PARTICULARLY GOOD. MADE BY LENGLON.

Spoiler: PLAYERS (click to show/hide)

GM: +1 FROM HOLY KNIGHT
REMUTHRA: DANCING SAVANT, BILLIONAIRE
LORDSLOWPOKE: TWILIGHTMAN
LENGLON: MAKES MEDIOCRE CHEESE, HAS DONUT POWERS
HISSINHWALNUTS: SMALL PLANET
IRONTOMATO: HELD UP BY SPACE CRIMINALS

[kj1225]

Attempt to derail the plot by returning everything back to square one. Specifically the fight with the dragon.

[flabort]

(That gem was supposed to be the walnut planet. Vader successfully destroyed it, and it killed me from some form of afterlife, if I follow correctly, I guess)

Destroy Death Star from death, whichever death/afterlife I'm in now.

[LordSlowpoke]

ACQUIRE RIDICULOUS BONUSES WHILE GM IS STILL WEAKENED BY MAXIMUM OVERSPARKLE

[Lenglon]

Elephant Parade, I'm not Lukinator. Fix your PLAYERS list

[Lukeinator]

Create Donut planet with donut people

[IronTomato]

PRESS LIFE ALERT BUTTON

[da_nang]

SMELT AND FORGE WITH DRAGONFIRE THE ACCUMULATED DEAD THROUGHOUT SPACETIME INTO A RING OF POWER

[blademan9999]

>Build giant robot to defeat clone.
Clone: Build better giant robot

[Dorsidwarf]

Explode in front of GM

[Remuthra]

Perform a Jig of Vengeance to aid the GM.

[Elephant Parade]

Attempt to derail the plot by returning everything back to square one. Specifically the fight with the dragon.

(1)YOU CAUSE A TEMPORAL VORTEX. TEN MILLION TOWERS MADE OF DRAGONS APPEAR.

(That gem was supposed to be the walnut planet. Vader successfully destroyed it, and it killed me from some form of afterlife, if I follow correctly, I guess)

Destroy Death Star from death, whichever death/afterlife I'm in now.

GM AWARE. GEM WAS MAGIC.

(2+1)YOU SLASH THE DEATH STAR, BUT IT HAS PHASE SHIELDS.

ACQUIRE RIDICULOUS BONUSES WHILE GM IS STILL WEAKENED BY MAXIMUM OVERSPARKLE

(3)YOU GET A +1 TO YOUR NEXT ROLL.

Elephant Parade, I'm not Lukinator. Fix your PLAYERS list

FIXED.

Create Donut planet with donut people

(4)DONUT PLANET CREATED. MANY DONUT PEOPLE LIVE THERE.

PRESS LIFE ALERT BUTTON

(3)BUTTON BROKEN.

SMELT AND FORGE WITH DRAGONFIRE THE ACCUMULATED DEAD THROUGHOUT SPACETIME INTO A RING OF POWER

(1)ACCIDENTALLY MELT SELF WITH DRAGONFIRE.

>Build giant robot to defeat clone.
Clone: Build better giant robot

(2v1)ROBOT NOT WORK. CLONE ROBOT EXPLODE, KILLING CLONE.

Explode in front of GM

(1)YOU EXPLODE, BUT YOU FORGET TO MOVE IN FRONT OF THE GM.

Perform a Jig of Vengeance to aid the GM.

(1)YOU PERFORM A JIG OF VENGEANCE. THE ANGELS ARE SUDDENLY ANGRY AGAIN, AND THEY BEGIN STORMING THE CASTLE.

[5+1]GM ATTEMPTS TO FIRE A CANNON, BUT ACCIDENTALLY FIRES THE WHOLE CANNON OUT THE WINDOW.
[1]SPACE CRIMINALS DRIVE INTO A PLANET. OOPS.
[5]VOID ANGEL POLICE APPREHEND CRIMINALS AND SEND THEM TO JAIL.
[6]DONUT PEOPLE BUILD GIANT TOWER, BUT IT FALLS AND SQUISHES THEM.
[5]DRAGONTOWERS REPAIR EARTH. EARTH RETURNS TO THE WAY IT USED TO BE, EXCEPT COMPLETELY COVERED IN DRAGONTOWERS.
[4-1]ANGELS BEGIN BATTERING DOWN FRONT GATE.

Spoiler: AREAS (click to show/hide)

COSMOSLAVABALL: MADE INTO RAGNAROK SWORD
DOLPHIN PLANET: ON FIRE
HELL: HEAVEN
MULTIMETAVERSE: UNRULED
PALACE AT CENTER OF MULTIVERSE: +1 FROM FORTIFICATION, +CHEATING FROM CHEATSHIELD
DONUT PLANET: MADE BY LUKEINATOR, HOME OF DONUT PEOPLE
EARTH: RECONSTRUCTED, BUT COVERED IN DRAGONTOWERS.

Spoiler: ITEMS (click to show/hide)

RAGNAROCK: +1 TO KILLING WHILE DEAD AND LOUD MUSIC, WIELDED BY FLABORT
METASTAFF: +2 TO META, WIELDED BY CM
SPACE BATTLESHIP: +1 TO CONQUERING HEAVEN, USED BY CM.
MASTER SWORD: +1 TO VANQUISHING EVIL, WIELDED BY CM
CHEESE: NOT PARTICULARLY GOOD. MADE BY LENGLON.

Spoiler: PLAYERS (click to show/hide)

GM: +1 FROM HOLY KNIGHT
REMUTHRA: DANCING SAVANT, BILLIONAIRE
LORDSLOWPOKE: TWILIGHTMAN
LENGLON: MAKES MEDIOCRE CHEESE
LUKEINATOR: HAS DONUT POWERS
HISSINHWALNUTS: SMALL PLANET
IRONTOMATO: HELD UP BY SPACE CRIMINALS

[Lukeinator]

Shoot my donut ray at the palace in the center of the universe.

[Remuthra]

Start an anti-war protest concert.

[Lenglon]

You still haven't fixed it.

Cheese

(3)YOU MAKE SOME CHEESE. IT'S NOT THE WORST CHEESE, BUT IT COULD BE BETTER. PROBABLY A BIT BETTER THAN STORE-BOUGHT CHEESE, THOUGH.

Spoiler: ITEMS (click to show/hide)

CHEESE: NOT PARTICULARLY GOOD. MADE BY LENGLON. This is erronious, see the above part where it was made... by lukinator

Spoiler: PLAYERS (click to show/hide)

LENGLON: MAKES MEDIOCRE CHEESE Again, nope, I have nothing to do with cheese

I had nothing to do with cheese either. You've been misattributing things to me instead of lukinator for a while now, and since I haven't been tracking this thread closely this is the first I noticed.