Attempt to derail the plot by returning everything back to square one. Specifically the fight with the dragon.
(1)YOU CAUSE A TEMPORAL VORTEX. TEN MILLION TOWERS MADE OF DRAGONS APPEAR.
(That gem was supposed to be the walnut planet. Vader successfully destroyed it, and it killed me from some form of afterlife, if I follow correctly, I guess)
Destroy Death Star from death, whichever death/afterlife I'm in now.
GM AWARE. GEM WAS MAGIC.
(2+1)YOU SLASH THE DEATH STAR, BUT IT HAS PHASE SHIELDS.
ACQUIRE RIDICULOUS BONUSES WHILE GM IS STILL WEAKENED BY MAXIMUM OVERSPARKLE
(3)YOU GET A +1 TO YOUR NEXT ROLL.
Elephant Parade, I'm not Lukinator. Fix your PLAYERS list
FIXED.
Create Donut planet with donut people
(4)DONUT PLANET CREATED. MANY DONUT PEOPLE LIVE THERE.
PRESS LIFE ALERT BUTTON
(3)BUTTON BROKEN.
SMELT AND FORGE WITH DRAGONFIRE THE ACCUMULATED DEAD THROUGHOUT SPACETIME INTO A RING OF POWER
(1)ACCIDENTALLY MELT SELF WITH DRAGONFIRE.
>Build giant robot to defeat clone.
Clone: Build better giant robot
(2v1)ROBOT NOT WORK. CLONE ROBOT EXPLODE, KILLING CLONE.
Explode in front of GM
(1)YOU EXPLODE, BUT YOU FORGET TO MOVE IN FRONT OF THE GM.
Perform a Jig of Vengeance to aid the GM.
(1)YOU PERFORM A JIG OF VENGEANCE. THE ANGELS ARE SUDDENLY ANGRY AGAIN, AND THEY BEGIN STORMING THE CASTLE.
[5+1]GM ATTEMPTS TO FIRE A CANNON, BUT ACCIDENTALLY FIRES THE WHOLE CANNON OUT THE WINDOW.
[1]SPACE CRIMINALS DRIVE INTO A PLANET. OOPS.
[5]VOID ANGEL POLICE APPREHEND CRIMINALS AND SEND THEM TO JAIL.
[6]DONUT PEOPLE BUILD GIANT TOWER, BUT IT FALLS AND SQUISHES THEM.
[5]DRAGONTOWERS REPAIR EARTH. EARTH RETURNS TO THE WAY IT USED TO BE, EXCEPT COMPLETELY COVERED IN DRAGONTOWERS.
[4-1]ANGELS BEGIN BATTERING DOWN FRONT GATE.
COSMOSLAVABALL: MADE INTO RAGNAROK SWORD
DOLPHIN PLANET: ON FIRE
HELL: HEAVEN
MULTIMETAVERSE: UNRULED
PALACE AT CENTER OF MULTIVERSE: +1 FROM FORTIFICATION, +CHEATING FROM CHEATSHIELD
DONUT PLANET: MADE BY LUKEINATOR, HOME OF DONUT PEOPLE
EARTH: RECONSTRUCTED, BUT COVERED IN DRAGONTOWERS.
RAGNAROCK: +1 TO KILLING WHILE DEAD AND LOUD MUSIC, WIELDED BY FLABORT
METASTAFF: +2 TO META, WIELDED BY CM
SPACE BATTLESHIP: +1 TO CONQUERING HEAVEN, USED BY CM.
MASTER SWORD: +1 TO VANQUISHING EVIL, WIELDED BY CM
CHEESE: NOT PARTICULARLY GOOD. MADE BY LENGLON.
GM: +1 FROM HOLY KNIGHT
REMUTHRA: DANCING SAVANT, BILLIONAIRE
LORDSLOWPOKE: TWILIGHTMAN
LENGLON: MAKES MEDIOCRE CHEESE
LUKEINATOR: HAS DONUT POWERS
HISSINHWALNUTS: SMALL PLANET
IRONTOMATO: HELD UP BY SPACE CRIMINALS