"WELP CAN'T HAVE THAT NOW CAN WE"
DUMP SKELETONS INTO THE GHOST SWORD, TURNING IT INTO AN ORDINARY NSPOOKY(N+2)SWORD
(1)SKELETONS KILL YOU.
"God damnit, fuck kittens."
Kill all kittens in the multiverse, a infinite number of times each.
(3)YOU KILL A RANDOM KITTEN. ANIMAL POLICE ANGERED.
Right. Here we go. Pure destruction. Excellent.
Team up with TrueForm GM to conquer Multimetaverse
(6)MULTIMETAVERSE CONQUERED, BUT GM BACKSTABS YOU TO RULE ALONE.
BE OWN JUDGE AND JURY
"These dice have caused multiple occurrences of grievous bodily harm to me."
SUE FOR DAMAGES. SUE TO GIVE SELF ROLL BONUS. WIN CASE.
(4)GAINED +1 BONUS TO NEXT ROLL.
USE COMUNISIM FOR ULTIMATE ATTACK AGAINST ALL FOES : REAL SOVIET POWER!!!!
AUTOFAIL. COMMUNISM USES ULTIMATE ATTACK TO KILL YOU.
"This lack of sides is a real dicetastrophe!"
Square d6s, making either a d36 or at least a cool 4-dimensional platonic solid. Use lame pun to gain a bonus on the roll.
(5+?!)ATTEMPT TO GAIN A BONUS TO AN ACTION AS PART OF THE ACTION CAUSES PARADOX.
[1]GM TYPOS, CAUSING GHOST LICH TO BECOME GHOST LICHEN.
[3]ANGELS ESCAPE COLLAPSING UNDERGROUND LAIR. BEGIN STORMING GM PALACE AT THE CENTER OF THE MULTIVERSE.
[1]GM FORTIFIES PALACE, GRANTING IT A DEFENSE BONUS. ACTIONS TARGETING IT SUFFER -1.
COSMOSLAVABALL: MADE INTO RAGNAROK SWORD
DOLPHIN PLANET: ON FIRE
HELL: HEAVEN
MULTIMETAVERSE: INVADED BY ANGELS, RULED BY GM
PALACE AT CENTER OF MULTIVERSE: FORTIFIED
GM NINJAD.
W-W-What about my turn...
GM UNABLE TO FIND TURN. HAVE THINGS TO DO. PLEASE QUOTE.