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Author Topic: YOU AT DERAIL: REVENGE OF MINECRAFT RTD  (Read 243613 times)

wer6

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: GM REVIVED IN TRUE FORM
« Reply #870 on: December 31, 2013, 05:38:00 pm »

W-W-What about my turn...
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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: PALACE AT THE CENTER OF THE MULTIVERSE
« Reply #871 on: December 31, 2013, 05:39:21 pm »

"WELP CAN'T HAVE THAT NOW CAN WE"
DUMP SKELETONS INTO THE GHOST SWORD, TURNING IT INTO AN ORDINARY NSPOOKY(N+2)SWORD
(1)SKELETONS KILL YOU.

"God damnit, fuck kittens."
Kill all kittens in the multiverse, a infinite number of times each.
(3)YOU KILL A RANDOM KITTEN. ANIMAL POLICE ANGERED.

Right. Here we go. Pure destruction. Excellent.
Team up with TrueForm GM to conquer Multimetaverse
(6)MULTIMETAVERSE CONQUERED, BUT GM BACKSTABS YOU TO RULE ALONE.

BE OWN JUDGE AND JURY

"These dice have caused multiple occurrences of grievous bodily harm to me."

SUE FOR DAMAGES. SUE TO GIVE SELF ROLL BONUS. WIN CASE.
(4)GAINED +1 BONUS TO NEXT ROLL.

USE COMUNISIM FOR ULTIMATE ATTACK AGAINST ALL FOES : REAL SOVIET POWER!!!!
AUTOFAIL. COMMUNISM USES ULTIMATE ATTACK TO KILL YOU.

"This lack of sides is a real dicetastrophe!"

Square d6s, making either a d36 or at least a cool 4-dimensional platonic solid. Use lame pun to gain a bonus on the roll.
(5+?!)ATTEMPT TO GAIN A BONUS TO AN ACTION AS PART OF THE ACTION CAUSES PARADOX.

[1]GM TYPOS, CAUSING GHOST LICH TO BECOME GHOST LICHEN.
[3]ANGELS ESCAPE COLLAPSING UNDERGROUND LAIR. BEGIN STORMING GM PALACE AT THE CENTER OF THE MULTIVERSE.
[1]GM FORTIFIES PALACE, GRANTING IT A DEFENSE BONUS. ACTIONS TARGETING IT SUFFER -1.

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GM NINJAD.

W-W-What about my turn...
GM UNABLE TO FIND TURN. HAVE THINGS TO DO. PLEASE QUOTE.
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Xantalos

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: GM REVIVED IN TRUE FORM
« Reply #872 on: December 31, 2013, 05:40:15 pm »

Enter thread, punch out wussies
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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: GM PALACE AT CENTER OF THE MULTIVERSE
« Reply #873 on: December 31, 2013, 05:40:57 pm »

"Fuck the animal police!"
Kill animal police with a RPG-7.
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« Last Edit: December 31, 2013, 05:43:58 pm by LordSlowpoke »
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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: GM PALACE AT CENTER OF THE MULTIVERSE
« Reply #875 on: December 31, 2013, 05:48:57 pm »

"Excellent..."
MAKE ROLL BONUS PERMANENT
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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: GM PALACE AT CENTER OF THE MULTIVERSE
« Reply #876 on: December 31, 2013, 05:53:10 pm »

REPEAT ACTION, AGAIN BUT WITH COMMUNISM INSTEAD OF TYPO VERSION
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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: GM PALACE AT CENTER OF THE MULTIVERSE
« Reply #877 on: December 31, 2013, 06:06:32 pm »

Enter thread, punch out wussies
(4)ONLY WARNING FOR DIALOGUE RULE. YOU ENTER THE META-THREAD AND PUNCH OUT WUSSIES.

"Fuck the animal police!"
Kill animal police with a RPG-7.
(4)ANIMAL POLICE KILLED. ANIMAL SWAT TEAM INCOMING.

Enter thread, punch out wussies

WHIP OUT KEYBOARD, PROVIDE TACTICAL THEME
(5)TACTICAL THEME NOW OFFICIAL RTD MUSIC.

"Excellent..."
MAKE ROLL BONUS PERMANENT
(2+1)YOU MAKE IT LAST UNTIL YOUR NEXT ACTION.

REPEAT ACTION, AGAIN BUT WITH COMMUNISM INSTEAD OF TYPO VERSION
AUTOFAIL. YOU DIE.

[2]GHOST LICHEN CAN'T MOVE.
[3]ANGELS ARRIVE AT PALACE.
[3]GM'S HIRED SNIPERS PICK OFF A FEW ANGELS.

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LordSlowpoke

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: GM PALACE AT CENTER OF THE MULTIVERSE
« Reply #878 on: December 31, 2013, 06:19:38 pm »

USE OFFICIAL RTD MUSIC TO INITIATE BONUS INFLATION BONANZA
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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: GM PALACE AT CENTER OF THE MULTIVERSE
« Reply #879 on: December 31, 2013, 06:20:59 pm »

DO PREVIOUS ACTION AGAIN.
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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: GM PALACE AT CENTER OF THE MULTIVERSE
« Reply #880 on: December 31, 2013, 06:25:29 pm »

"Damned paradoxes."

Edit my last action to give no pun bonus.

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: GM PALACE AT CENTER OF THE MULTIVERSE
« Reply #881 on: December 31, 2013, 06:28:16 pm »

"I'm Rambo mother fuckers!"

Start dual wielding Spartan lazers and vaporize the swat team.
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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: GM PALACE AT CENTER OF THE MULTIVERSE
« Reply #882 on: December 31, 2013, 06:46:28 pm »

"WHAT DIALOGUE RULE"

Punch explanation into existence.
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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: GM PALACE AT CENTER OF THE MULTIVERSE
« Reply #883 on: December 31, 2013, 06:56:08 pm »

BOLD THE BOLD
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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: GM PALACE AT CENTER OF THE MULTIVERSE
« Reply #884 on: December 31, 2013, 07:16:48 pm »

Help my angels invade the GM palace.
"The Universe is ours!"
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