Bored now, burn everything.
(2)OCEAN NOT BURN.
Rewind the game back to the first turn.
(4)YOU PLAYING FREECELL. YOU USE UNDO IN FREECELL. FREECELL GAME RETURNED TO BEGINNING.
Get to a large populated land mass.
(5)YOU GO TO GENERIA.
rawr, douse Gm with Water kerosine
(2)GM LAUGH AT PUNY ATTACKS.
Assist wer6 by pouring nitro glycerin on GM.
ASSIST FAIL DUE TO LACK OF BOLD AND GM LAZINESS.
"now now Kiddy's, Burning the GM is not allowed, and strongly not recommended. and can will result in smites if you do dont.
ALSO HISSIN BOLD YOUR ACTION
APPLY THERMITE TO WER6
(5)WER6 ON FIRE NOW.
Develop boldite, a substance similar to thermite that creates more of itself when exposed to bold text.
(6-1)YOU MAKE BOLDITE. IT BEGINS MULTIPLYING.
Develop boldite, a substance similar to thermite that creates more of itself when exposed to bold text.
FUCK IT, APPLY THERMITE TO BOLDITE TOO
(3)SOME BOLDITE FLAMING NOW.
Exist
(4)YOU IN OCEAN.
Regain no bold bonus as a rule! Wait was this thread merged or something?
(3)GM LAUGH AT PUNY RULE CHANGE ATTEMPTS.
Make every single action involving kittens automatically overshoot.
(6)YOU MAKE EVERY SINGLE ACTION INVOLVING ANIMALS OVERSHOOT.
Kill all kittens in the universe and gain invincibility to everything, including age, pain, and hunger/thirst.
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5 6)YOU BECOME IMMUNE TO BEING ALIVE. YOU DIE.
Slap the thread's crazy until it becomes my willing and submissive slave.
(5)YOU GAIN POWER OVER THREAD'S CRAZINESS.
Cheese Lich.
(1)CHEESE NOT VERB. GM ANNIHILATE YOU FOR BAD GRAMMAR.