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Author Topic: YOU AT DERAIL: REVENGE OF MINECRAFT RTD  (Read 239260 times)

Persus13

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Re: Roll to Derail: Sneaky Snakes
« Reply #375 on: November 07, 2013, 04:43:59 pm »

Lead my monkey pirates and survivors into an epic battle that will decide everything!
DID YOU FORGET SOMETHING?
Huh, what are you talking about?
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Elephant Parade

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Re: Roll to Derail: Snake Showdown
« Reply #376 on: November 07, 2013, 08:44:35 pm »

USE BILLY MAYS AS MATTER REPELLANT

(4)Billy Mays drives away many of the snakes with his LOUD VOICE.

>make the snakes go home because their drunk.

(3)A few snakes are deluded into thinking they're drunk, but most stay.

Lead my monkey pirates and survivors into an epic battle that will decide everything!

(1)The pirates and survivors are decimated by the snakes. Well, this looks grim.

Call the Snake Repellant people

(6)You call them, and they sell you the repellant, but it turns out that you were a snake and you are driven away. PLOT TWIST!

RAGESMASH THE BOX!

(2)You do not possess enough RAGE to smash the box.

===SNAKE TURN===
(1)The snakes create a giant magnet shockwave, but fire it backwards into their own troops.

===DRAGON TURN===
(5)The dragon creates a powerful barrier around the shelter!

Spoiler: State of Battle (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: November 07, 2013, 08:46:22 pm by Elephant Parade »
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Remuthra

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Re: Roll to Derail: Sneaky Snakes
« Reply #377 on: November 07, 2013, 08:46:05 pm »

Read some current political news, to increase my RAGE.

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Re: Roll to Derail: Sneaky Snakes
« Reply #378 on: November 07, 2013, 08:50:47 pm »

>Sell delicious cookies to everyone.
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There is a massive magma snake moving in down stairs as well as a flood and a tunnel to hell also downstairs and you are worried about me putting my feet on the furniture.
GWG you are meant to be the sane one.
Just because the apocalypse is happening downstairs is no reason to abandon manners young wizard.

Persus13

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Re: Roll to Derail: Snake Showdown
« Reply #379 on: November 07, 2013, 08:58:54 pm »

Use Conservation of Ninjitsu to kick ass!
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Xantalos

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Re: Roll to Derail: Snake Showdown
« Reply #380 on: November 07, 2013, 09:01:10 pm »

ACTIVATE ROBOPOLITICIAN ARMY
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Re: Roll to Derail: Snake Showdown
« Reply #381 on: November 07, 2013, 11:54:00 pm »

Read some current political news, to increase my RAGE.

(6)This increases your RAGE so much that you explode from the pressure. You are dead.

>Sell delicious cookies to everyone.

(2)Your cookies are terrible and nobody will eat them.

Use Conservation of Ninjitsu to kick ass!

(2)Your trope powers fail you.

ACTIVATE ROBOPOLITICIAN ARMY

(5)The ROBOPOLITICIANS spring into action! Who do you want them to fight for?

===Snake Turn===
(5)The snakes summon SNAKEMAN! And Mega Man isn't here to stop him this time.

===Dragon Turn===
(5)The dragon begins preparing a devastating spell.

Spoiler: State of Battle (click to show/hide)
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Re: Roll to Derail: Snake Showdown
« Reply #382 on: November 08, 2013, 12:14:45 am »

Use Conservation of Ninjitsu to kick ass!
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Re: Roll to Derail: Snake Showdown
« Reply #383 on: November 08, 2013, 02:28:03 am »

[BILLY MAYS INTENSIFIES]
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Remuthra

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Re: Roll to Derail: Snake Showdown
« Reply #384 on: November 08, 2013, 07:54:49 pm »

Check the tapes to see if I exploded the box as well.

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Re: Roll to Derail: Snake Showdown
« Reply #385 on: November 08, 2013, 10:49:09 pm »

Reverse the polarity of the "Snake" repellant
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Elephant Parade

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Re: Roll to Derail: Snake Showdown
« Reply #386 on: November 09, 2013, 01:20:06 am »

[BILLY MAYS INTENSIFIES]

(3)BILLY MAYS HAS LOWERED HIS PRICES! SNAKE REPELLANT IS YOURS FOR 8.99!

Check the tapes to see if I exploded the box as well.

(5)Yes. You did.

Reverse the polarity of the "Snake" repellant

(4)You use your magnet knowledge to make snake repellant into snake attractant!

===Snake Turn===
(6)The snakes create a gigantic magnet pulse, but the polarity reverse of the repellant throws off their calculations and causes a magnetic backlash.

===Dragon Turn===
(4)The dragon takes advantage of the snakes being weakened to send them flying with dragon magic.



Spoiler: State of Battle (click to show/hide)
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Re: Roll to Derail: Snake Showdown
« Reply #387 on: November 09, 2013, 06:14:04 am »

Sell delicious cookies to everyone. Start up a business of cookies.
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There is a massive magma snake moving in down stairs as well as a flood and a tunnel to hell also downstairs and you are worried about me putting my feet on the furniture.
GWG you are meant to be the sane one.
Just because the apocalypse is happening downstairs is no reason to abandon manners young wizard.

Persus13

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Re: Roll to Derail: Snake Showdown
« Reply #388 on: November 09, 2013, 07:37:49 am »

Try using Conservation of Ninjitsu to beat up the snakes.
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Re: Roll to Derail: Snake Showdown
« Reply #389 on: November 09, 2013, 07:42:08 am »

Look around. Immediate respawn sure is nice.
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