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[flabort]

Mutter about people killing my astral projections, and resummon myself to the site of the inn. Redesign it from the ground down.

[blademan9999]

>Create a rival inn inside the other inn.

[Elephant Parade]

Make a mirror image of that mirror image. I now have a backup clone.

(1)Before you can do so, you are arrested by the clone police.

Set up a chain of inns across the country.

(1)Unfortunately, copycat businesses have already sprung up everywhere and stolen what would have been a very profitable industry.

Set up an Inn of chains that draws people in from across the country... literally

(2-1+1-1)You are unable to perfect the required spells. In addition, somebody tips off the copycat innkeepers, and they send hitmen after you. Somebody else tips off you that they tipped off the inkeepers, but they also tip off the inkeepers that they tipped off you, so it has little effect.

Mutter about people killing my astral projections, and resummon myself to the site of the inn. Redesign it from the ground down.

(5)You reappear in the inn.

>Create a rival inn inside the other inn.

(6)You do so. Unfortunately, your inn becomes so successful that you attract the attention of the copycats, who send hitmen to kill you.

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This has gone from being about killing a dragon on a tower to having hitmen sent after you by innkeepers. Good job, guys.

[Lenglon]

Use hitmen as power source to fuel the spells, and create the Inn of Chains!

[Persus13]

Wow

Hire dragons to burn down the competition.

[Remuthra]

Hire myself out as a mercenary to the innkeepers.

[flabort]

Help create inn of chains, but subtly replace every reference to chains in the spell with snakes

[LordSlowpoke]

DESCEND

[blademan9999]

>Hire the Hitmen to overthrow the GM.

[Elephant Parade]

News flash: 5/7 people who take polls are liars.

Use hitmen as power source to fuel the spells, and create the Inn of Chains!

Help create inn of chains, but subtly replace every reference to chains in the spell with snakes

(2+1)The hitmen don't seem to make a good power source, but an odd force assists you! Many hitmen are turned into snakes! Your inn is filled with magnetic snakes!

Wow

Hire dragons to burn down the competition.

(4)Dragons burn down about half of the rival inns.

Hire myself out as a mercenary to the innkeepers.

(4)They accept you.

DESCEND

(1)You ascend. Into the sun. You burn and die.

>Hire the Hitmen to overthrow the GM.

(3)They attempt to do so, but are unable to break the fourth wall.

===NPC TURNS===

(5)The inkeepers repair all the inns, using their winnzard.
(2)The hitmen wander around being dim-witted.
(4)Perseus13 is sucked into the inn by magnetic snakes! (3)He is critically wounded!

[Persus13]

Have dragons rescue me.

[flabort]

Craft snakes into various things. Chains. Leather clothes. A toxic magnetic sword. Breeding pairs. More snakes. Tables. Chairs. Chains. Shelving.
Furnish the inn and myself with stuff made out of live and dead magnetic snakes.

[Elephant Parade]

===GM TURN===

The GM laments the lack of posters.

Have dragons rescue me.

(3)The dragons rescue you, but drop you into an ocean by accident.

Craft snakes into various things. Chains. Leather clothes. A toxic magnetic sword. Breeding pairs. More snakes. Tables. Chairs. Chains. Shelving.
Furnish the inn and myself with stuff made out of live and dead magnetic snakes.

(3)Your snake chains tend to kill criminals when used in jails, and are thus of questionable legality.
(4)The leather clothes are decent, though they look strange.
(2)You fail to smith the sword, as your hammer keeps being attracted to random snakes.
(1)About 25% of the snakes die for no reason.
(3)A few snakes divide into more snakes.
(3)Your snake tables just don't go well with the floor.
(4)However, your chairs go well with the tables.
(5)Your chains become the new standard!
(6)Your shelves are stylish and useful, and become the new standard. However, in an event referred to as the Magnetsnakepocalypse by uncreative scholars, all the snakes reverse polarity, creating massive shockwaves that decimate the world.

Current state of world: destroyed and overrun by magnet snakes.

===NPC TURNS===

(3)The inkeepers now own the only inn in the devastated world.

(6)The hitmen decide to fire a gigantic laser at the snakes, but the snakes merge with it in their dying moments and become laser snakes.

(2)The magnetic laser snakes are too confused by recent events to do anything!

[blademan9999]

>Duplicate all the raws.

[Remuthra]

Unionize the laser snakes.