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Remuthra

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Re: Roll to Derail: The One True GM has returned
« Reply #255 on: October 22, 2013, 10:04:34 am »

Summon a rainstorm.

You'll regret destroying the hats when you're drenched!

Elephant Parade

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Re: Roll to Derail: The One True GM has returned
« Reply #256 on: October 23, 2013, 10:38:36 pm »

Establish setting

(4)The setting is was a generic fantasy world where an evil dragon was ruling over the land.

Start drawing a HUGE map.

(4)You begin. Man, this will take a long time to draw.

Start a plot with a collection of fantasy cliches, then brutally deconstruct it.

(3)Everyone sees the deconstruction coming a mile away, so it isn't very effective.

Rewrite history such that hats never existed in the first place

(6)You do so. Instead, people wore objects on their heads referred to as tahs. They are functionally nearly identical.

>Impersonate the GM

(2)The players see through your disguise and lynch you.

Summon a rainstorm.

You'll regret destroying the hats when you're drenched!

(3)They are protected by their tahs.
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Re: Roll to Derail: The One True GM has returned
« Reply #257 on: October 23, 2013, 10:53:28 pm »

Yes! 'Tales of' plot achieved!

Create a bunch of characters with crazy secrets. Makes some of these into the players
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Went away for a while, came back, went away for a while, and back for now.

Elephant Parade

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Re: Roll to Derail: The One True GM has returned
« Reply #258 on: October 23, 2013, 10:55:32 pm »

New poll.
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Re: Roll to Derail: The One True GM has returned
« Reply #259 on: October 23, 2013, 11:41:33 pm »

>Summon the GM's evil twin brother to impersonate the GM and do my bidding.
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There is a massive magma snake moving in down stairs as well as a flood and a tunnel to hell also downstairs and you are worried about me putting my feet on the furniture.
GWG you are meant to be the sane one.
Just because the apocalypse is happening downstairs is no reason to abandon manners young wizard.

mastahcheese

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Re: Roll to Derail: The One True GM has returned
« Reply #260 on: October 23, 2013, 11:52:18 pm »

KEEP DRAWING
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Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
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Lenglon

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Re: Roll to Derail: The One True GM has returned
« Reply #261 on: October 24, 2013, 05:18:09 am »

Give Remuthra 200 different tahs! one for every occasion!
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Persus13

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Re: Roll to Derail: The One True GM has returned
« Reply #262 on: October 24, 2013, 06:54:07 am »

Start an inn.
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Remuthra

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Re: Roll to Derail: The One True GM has returned
« Reply #263 on: October 24, 2013, 01:48:28 pm »

Become the mirror image of myself.

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Re: Roll to Derail: The One True GM has returned
« Reply #264 on: October 24, 2013, 06:27:29 pm »

Yes! 'Tales of' plot achieved!

Create a bunch of characters with crazy secrets. Makes some of these into the players

(1)Everyone decides that this must be an attempt to cover up your secrets; obviously, this means you have something to hide. The other players lynch you.

>Summon the GM's evil twin brother to impersonate the GM and do my bidding.

(2)I don't have a brother, much less an evil twin one.

>Summon the GM's evil twin brother to impersonate the GM and do my bidding.

(4)You continue drawing! It'll be done eventually, you're sure.

Give Remuthra 200 different tahs! one for every occasion!

(5)You do even better and give Remurtha 1000 different tahs!

Start an inn.

(5)Your fabulous inn is soon known throughout the land. People travel for miles just to stay at your inn.

Become the mirror image of myself.

(6)You become a perfect mirror image of yourself, opposite in every way! Unfortunately, this includes being dead instead of alive.
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Remuthra

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Re: Roll to Derail: The One True GM has returned
« Reply #265 on: October 24, 2013, 07:55:01 pm »

Make a mirror image of that mirror image. I now have a backup clone.

Persus13

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Re: Roll to Derail: The One True GM has returned
« Reply #266 on: October 24, 2013, 07:57:25 pm »

Set up a chain of inns across the country.
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Lenglon

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Re: Roll to Derail: The One True GM has returned
« Reply #267 on: October 24, 2013, 07:58:56 pm »

Set up an Inn of chains that draws people in from across the country... literally
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Re: Roll to Derail: The One True GM has returned
« Reply #268 on: October 24, 2013, 08:07:31 pm »

Set up an Inn of chains that draws people in from across the country... literally
IMPEDE ACTION!
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Remuthra

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Re: Roll to Derail: The One True GM has returned
« Reply #269 on: October 24, 2013, 08:11:08 pm »

Set up an Inn of chains that draws people in from across the country... literally
IMPEDE ACTION!
Impede both the impediment and the action itself.
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