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[Urist Mc Dwarf]

Cry, then destroy the universe

[squidgen]

Kill everything that has made the slightest derail.

[killerhellhound]

Kill everything that has made the slightest derail.

But you will cause derailment by doing this action

[sjm9876]

Search for my cheese-eagle.

[Persus13]

Find dragon and kill it.

[Remuthra]

Find dragon and kill it.

Bold action.

[flabort]

Get out of boomerang's way, incase it comes back, and hit the detonator when it gets close to Batman.

[Elephant Parade]

Found the Cult of the Gnome, to worship the Old Man.

(4)A few people join your cult.

Continue running and abuse physics to become the biggest man! Then create a family with the biggest woman and eventually come back to reclaim my title as the one true king!

(4)You become massive!
(6)You create a family with the biggest woman, but you love your kids too much to come back and claim your title.

Become Composite Man.

(6)You become everything. Unfortunately, you are too spread out to have any powers.

whack the glass and try to summon help

(1)You break your fist.
(4)You summon a goat! It starts headbutting the glass.

call for reinforcements

(2)The reinforcements can't hear you.

Eat the Moon!

(3)You start the first course.

Cry, then destroy the universe

(6)You begin by annihilating yourself. Unfortunately, this prevents you from destroying the universe.

Kill everything that has made the slightest derail.

(5)You kill Batman and the tripping rock.

Search for my cheese-eagle.

(2)Your cheese eagle has forsaken you.

Find dragon and kill it.

(1)You decide that, when you really think about it, everybody is a dragon; you kill yourself to save the effort of tracking down the dragon.

Find dragon and kill it.

Bold action.

(2)You are unable to bold the action.

Get out of boomerang's way, incase it comes back, and hit the detonator when it gets close to Batman.

(6)You successfully explode Batman's corpse! But you used too many explosives, and the explosion severely wounds you!

[flabort]

Find a healer/white mage/medic/waterbender/cleric to help me out.

[Remuthra]

Where'd the NPC actions go?

We need to retrieve the Cap of Blasting from the Groundhog Prince.

[Persus13]

Respawn as a train. Derail into the dragon.

[squidgen]

I... I killed Batman?

Continue derail killing spree

[kj1225]

Bring my kids with me to reclaim my title as the king! Then start preparing to become a lich.

[wolfchild]

Shoot random bystander, unless I am supposed to in which case, help them cross the road

[Lenglon]

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