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Author Topic: YOU AT DERAIL: REVENGE OF MINECRAFT RTD  (Read 242698 times)

Elephant Parade

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YOU AT DERAIL: REVENGE OF MINECRAFT RTD
« on: September 01, 2013, 12:02:17 pm »
OP NEVER REALLY CONTAINED RELEVANT INFORMATION. WILL BE UPDATED EVENTUALLY NEVER.

YOU AT TOWER. HERE TO KILL DRAGON.
« Last Edit: November 13, 2015, 07:11:57 pm by Elephant Parade »
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sjm9876

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Re: Roll to Derail
« Reply #1 on: September 01, 2013, 12:03:40 pm »
Notice absence of dragon. jump in bid of futility. be caught by giant eagle.
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My dreams are not unlike yours - they long for the safety, and break like a glass chandelier.
But there's laughter and oh there is love, just past the edge of our fears.
And there's chaos when push comes to shove, but it's music to my ears.

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Re: Roll to Derail
« Reply #2 on: September 01, 2013, 12:04:36 pm »
Quote from: sjm9876 on September 01, 2013, 12:03:40 pm
Notice absence of dragon. jump in bid of futility. be caught by giant eagle.

Once four people post actions, I'll start.
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Remuthra

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Re: Roll to Derail
« Reply #3 on: September 01, 2013, 12:06:12 pm »
Jump off top of tower. Perform piledriver on ground.
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TCM

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Re: Roll to Derail
« Reply #4 on: September 01, 2013, 12:16:28 pm »
Go to St. Louis to start an Albanian Break-dancing Cosplay Quintet. 
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Re: Roll to Derail
« Reply #5 on: September 01, 2013, 01:31:44 pm »
Pick up tower. Use as weapon on dragon.
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Re: Roll to Derail
« Reply #6 on: September 01, 2013, 01:44:15 pm »
Summon antimatter the exact shape and size of the tower, shifted 1 foot to the left of the tower.
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Re: Roll to Derail
« Reply #7 on: September 01, 2013, 02:07:30 pm »
Cheese
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Re: Roll to Derail
« Reply #8 on: September 01, 2013, 02:08:32 pm »
Punch computer
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Re: Roll to Derail
« Reply #9 on: September 01, 2013, 02:20:38 pm »
Quote from: sjm9876 on September 01, 2013, 12:03:40 pm
Notice absence of dragon. jump in bid of futility. be caught by giant eagle.

(1)The dragon pops into existence!
(1)You're about to jump, but you trip before you reach the edge.
(5)A majestic eagle swoops down from the heavens and picks you up.
The eagle wasn't supposed to show up until later! The game is derailed slightly!


Quote from: Remuthra on September 01, 2013, 12:06:12 pm
Jump off top of tower. Perform piledriver on ground.

(1)You trip on the same rock as sjm9876.
(4)As you fall, you perform a powerful piledriver, damaging the tower's structural integrity.

Quote from: TCM on September 01, 2013, 12:16:28 pm
Go to St. Louis to start an Albanian Break-dancing Cosplay Quintet. 

(3)You go to the base of the tower and break-dance for five minutes.

Quote from: squidgen on September 01, 2013, 01:31:44 pm
Pick up tower. Use as weapon on dragon.

(5)You rip the tower from its supports and wield it as a massive club.
(4)You strike the dragon with the tower, inflicting massive damage!
Everyone falls off of the tower!

Quote from: flabort on September 01, 2013, 01:44:15 pm
Summon antimatter the exact shape and size of the tower, shifted 1 foot to the left of the tower.

(5)You summon an Antimatter Tower! The tower is annihilated! Good thing nobody was standing on the tower.

Quote from: Lukeinator on September 01, 2013, 02:07:30 pm
Cheese

(5)You conjure a new tower made of cheese! The dragon is now a Cheese Dragon! Everyone is now made of cheese!

Quote from: Xantalos on September 01, 2013, 02:08:32 pm
Punch computer

(2)You miss the computer.

EDIT FROM THE FUTURE

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Quote from: Persus13 on November 11, 2013, 06:39:03 pm
Go further back in time to the first turn. Have my turn result be in the first turn.

(4)You succeed.
« Last Edit: November 12, 2013, 02:30:22 am by Elephant Parade »
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sjm9876

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Re: Roll to Derail
« Reply #10 on: September 01, 2013, 02:22:13 pm »
Embark on a journey of self discovery with my new companion the cheese eagle. if I cannot find provisions, eat him.
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My dreams are not unlike yours - they long for the safety, and break like a glass chandelier.
But there's laughter and oh there is love, just past the edge of our fears.
And there's chaos when push comes to shove, but it's music to my ears.

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Re: Roll to Derail
« Reply #11 on: September 01, 2013, 02:23:03 pm »
End game.
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Xantalos

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Re: Roll to Derail
« Reply #12 on: September 01, 2013, 02:24:13 pm »
Suddenly become dark lord named Saurom.
Turn everything evil.
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Re: Roll to Derail
« Reply #13 on: September 01, 2013, 02:25:33 pm »
Attempt to get the tower involved in money laundering, further ruining its integrity.
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Re: Roll to Derail
« Reply #14 on: September 01, 2013, 02:29:32 pm »
Go to the slums and start gathering an army of the downtrodden against the emperor.
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