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Author Topic: YOU AT DERAIL: REVENGE OF MINECRAFT RTD  (Read 241902 times)

LordSlowpoke

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Re: Kittens vs Crossbows, Round 1
« Reply #675 on: December 05, 2013, 10:33:35 am »

"So anyway, I was trying to figure out why people are assuming that playing a minimalist RTD focused on derailing its own plot could be derailed by giving chaotic orders. I mean, it's a minimalist. Chaotic orders are kinda the plot of the story, the main thing it is about. giving strange, out of nowhere actions is perfectly on topic."

"but then I realized something, something that changed everything."

"Kittens are furry"

"you see, kittens have this very light fur that is just so soft to touch, that it practically compels people to pet them and love them. It's not some made up thiing, it's their real fur. seriously, come over here and pet this cute little thing."

Lenglon beckons to all of the other players with her left hand, holding a young kitten cradled in her right arm against her chest

"see what I mean? it's simply impossible to deny the power of this cute little kitty! the simple cuteness, this adoreable fur, it's a force truly beyond reckoning."

"And that, my friends, is why Kittens are better than crossbows, and none of you can argue against this fact, no matter how hard you try. for the mighty kitten shall always, ALWAYS triumph over that meager piece of shaped wood. and don't you dare try to stop me."

RETCON LENGLON'S EXISTENCE OUT OF THE THREAD FOR TRYING THIS IN ANOTHER RTD ALREADY (OR IN THIS ONE, I'M NOT KEEPING SCORE)
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Lenglon

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: ACTUALLY AN RTD AGAIN
« Reply #676 on: December 05, 2013, 10:44:29 am »

((this one, nowhere else, and this is the third time actually))
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((I don't think heating something that is right above us to a ridiculous degree is very smart. Worst case scenario we become +metal statues+. This is a finely crafted metal statue. It is encrusted with sharkmist and HMRC. On the item is an image of HMRC and Pancaek. Pancaek is laughing. The HMRC is melting. The artwork relates to the encasing of the HMRC in metal by Pancaek during the Mission of Many People.))

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: ACTUALLY AN RTD AGAIN
« Reply #677 on: December 05, 2013, 06:41:16 pm »

SHOOT KITTENS FROM CROSSBOWS! 
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Elephant Parade

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: ACTUALLY AN RTD AGAIN
« Reply #678 on: December 06, 2013, 03:20:52 pm »

That means I won!

Celebrate.

(5)YOU THROW PARTY. BEST PARTY EVER. GM BREAKS FOURTH WALL TO GO.

Keep surviving. Train to take down GM.

(3-1)NOWHERE TO TRAIN. STILL IN OCEAN.

>Beat death at chess. Become the master of life and death.

(2-1)DEATH WIN. DEATH KILL YOU.

Remove gm fixation on death. Go find that boss.

(1)YOU DIE.

"So anyway, I was trying to figure out why people are assuming that playing a minimalist RTD focused on derailing its own plot could be derailed by giving chaotic orders. I mean, it's a minimalist. Chaotic orders are kinda the plot of the story, the main thing it is about. giving strange, out of nowhere actions is perfectly on topic."

"but then I realized something, something that changed everything."

"Kittens are furry"

"you see, kittens have this very light fur that is just so soft to touch, that it practically compels people to pet them and love them. It's not some made up thiing, it's their real fur. seriously, come over here and pet this cute little thing."

Lenglon beckons to all of the other players with her left hand, holding a young kitten cradled in her right arm against her chest

"see what I mean? it's simply impossible to deny the power of this cute little kitty! the simple cuteness, this adoreable fur, it's a force truly beyond reckoning."

"And that, my friends, is why Kittens are better than crossbows, and none of you can argue against this fact, no matter how hard you try. for the mighty kitten shall always, ALWAYS triumph over that meager piece of shaped wood. and don't you dare try to stop me."

(2)KITTENSPAM INEFFECTIVE.

Shoot Lenglon to pulp with metal crossbow

(2)CROSSBOWSPAM INEFFECTIVE.

"So anyway, I was trying to figure out why people are assuming that playing a minimalist RTD focused on derailing its own plot could be derailed by giving chaotic orders. I mean, it's a minimalist. Chaotic orders are kinda the plot of the story, the main thing it is about. giving strange, out of nowhere actions is perfectly on topic."

"but then I realized something, something that changed everything."

"Kittens are furry"

"you see, kittens have this very light fur that is just so soft to touch, that it practically compels people to pet them and love them. It's not some made up thiing, it's their real fur. seriously, come over here and pet this cute little thing."

Lenglon beckons to all of the other players with her left hand, holding a young kitten cradled in her right arm against her chest

"see what I mean? it's simply impossible to deny the power of this cute little kitty! the simple cuteness, this adoreable fur, it's a force truly beyond reckoning."

"And that, my friends, is why Kittens are better than crossbows, and none of you can argue against this fact, no matter how hard you try. for the mighty kitten shall always, ALWAYS triumph over that meager piece of shaped wood. and don't you dare try to stop me."
Psychically slap lenglon in the face.

No repeating gags!

(1)SLAP HITS SELF. DECAPITATED.

Make it rain french fries on all the starving people, and kittens.

(6)FRENCH FRIES ARE HEAVY AND KILL PEOPLE. YOU GO TO JAIL.

Build dice railgun. Rerail RTD on dice railways shot from railgun.

(5)PLAYERS WARP TO TOWER. TOWER REASSEMBLED. DRAGON REVIVED.

"So anyway, I was trying to figure out why people are assuming that playing a minimalist RTD focused on derailing its own plot could be derailed by giving chaotic orders. I mean, it's a minimalist. Chaotic orders are kinda the plot of the story, the main thing it is about. giving strange, out of nowhere actions is perfectly on topic."

"but then I realized something, something that changed everything."

"Kittens are furry"

"you see, kittens have this very light fur that is just so soft to touch, that it practically compels people to pet them and love them. It's not some made up thiing, it's their real fur. seriously, come over here and pet this cute little thing."

Lenglon beckons to all of the other players with her left hand, holding a young kitten cradled in her right arm against her chest

"see what I mean? it's simply impossible to deny the power of this cute little kitty! the simple cuteness, this adoreable fur, it's a force truly beyond reckoning."

"And that, my friends, is why Kittens are better than crossbows, and none of you can argue against this fact, no matter how hard you try. for the mighty kitten shall always, ALWAYS triumph over that meager piece of shaped wood. and don't you dare try to stop me."

RETCON LENGLON'S EXISTENCE OUT OF THE THREAD FOR TRYING THIS IN ANOTHER RTD ALREADY (OR IN THIS ONE, I'M NOT KEEPING SCORE)

(2)RETCONSPAM INEFFECTIVE.

SHOOT KITTENS FROM CROSSBOWS! 

(2)HORRIBLEPERSONSPAM INEFFECTIVE.

[3]DRAGON LIGHTLY SINGE PLAYERS WITH FIRE.
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LordSlowpoke

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: ACTUALLY AN RTD AGAIN
« Reply #679 on: December 06, 2013, 03:28:07 pm »

SPAM EFFECTIVELY
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Elephant Parade

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: ACTUALLY AN RTD AGAIN
« Reply #680 on: December 06, 2013, 04:00:05 pm »

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: ACTUALLY AN RTD AGAIN
« Reply #681 on: December 06, 2013, 04:13:53 pm »

But I'm a god
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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: ACTUALLY AN RTD AGAIN
« Reply #682 on: December 06, 2013, 04:21:13 pm »

TURN GAME INTO COMMUNITY-DRIVEN STORY ABOUT CUTE SPAMBOTS SPAMBOTTING CUTELY
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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: ACTUALLY AN RTD AGAIN
« Reply #683 on: December 06, 2013, 04:50:34 pm »

TURN GAME INTO COMMUNITY-DRIVEN STORY ABOUT CUTE SPAMBOTS SPAMBOTTING CUTELY
Execute him before he can do it, oh god.



If he fails, just stab the dragon's face off.
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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: ACTUALLY AN RTD AGAIN
« Reply #684 on: December 06, 2013, 05:37:03 pm »

TURN GAME INTO COMMUNITY-DRIVEN STORY ABOUT CUTE SPAMBOTS SPAMBOTTING CUTELY
Execute him before he can do it, oh god.



If he fails, just stab the dragon's face off.

ASSIST ACTION BY EXECUTING KITTENS
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Lenglon

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: ACTUALLY AN RTD AGAIN
« Reply #685 on: December 06, 2013, 05:37:47 pm »

TURN GAME INTO COMMUNITY-DRIVEN STORY ABOUT CUTE SPAMBOTS SPAMBOTTING CUTELY
Execute him before he can do it, oh god.



If he fails, just stab the dragon's face off.

ASSIST ACTION BY EXECUTING KITTENS
ASSIST KITTENS BY EXECUTING HissinhWalnuts
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((I don't think heating something that is right above us to a ridiculous degree is very smart. Worst case scenario we become +metal statues+. This is a finely crafted metal statue. It is encrusted with sharkmist and HMRC. On the item is an image of HMRC and Pancaek. Pancaek is laughing. The HMRC is melting. The artwork relates to the encasing of the HMRC in metal by Pancaek during the Mission of Many People.))

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: ACTUALLY AN RTD AGAIN
« Reply #686 on: December 06, 2013, 05:43:53 pm »

Ally with dragon. Stop spambot invasions.
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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: ACTUALLY AN RTD AGAIN
« Reply #687 on: December 06, 2013, 05:59:45 pm »

Channel my decapitation powers to become immune to death.

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: ACTUALLY AN RTD AGAIN
« Reply #688 on: December 06, 2013, 06:45:09 pm »

Harness the crossbow power of old and kill everyone again
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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: ACTUALLY AN RTD AGAIN
« Reply #689 on: December 06, 2013, 10:35:56 pm »

But I'm a god

(6)YOU SO POWERFUL YOU GET BORED AND BECOME PERSON AGAIN.

TURN GAME INTO COMMUNITY-DRIVEN STORY ABOUT CUTE SPAMBOTS SPAMBOTTING CUTELY

(6)IT HAPPEN. THREAD DELETED FOR SPAM. GM FORCED TO TRAVEL BACK IN TIME, THIS TIME FUDGING RESULT TO 6.

TURN GAME INTO COMMUNITY-DRIVEN STORY ABOUT CUTE SPAMBOTS SPAMBOTTING CUTELY
Execute him before he can do it, oh god.



If he fails, just stab the dragon's face off.


(5)DRAGON FACELESS.

TURN GAME INTO COMMUNITY-DRIVEN STORY ABOUT CUTE SPAMBOTS SPAMBOTTING CUTELY
Execute him before he can do it, oh god.



If he fails, just stab the dragon's face off.

ASSIST ACTION BY EXECUTING KITTENS

(1-1)NOT VALID WAY TO ASSIST ACTION. YOU DIE FOR INCORRECT META.

TURN GAME INTO COMMUNITY-DRIVEN STORY ABOUT CUTE SPAMBOTS SPAMBOTTING CUTELY
Execute him before he can do it, oh god.



If he fails, just stab the dragon's face off.

ASSIST ACTION BY EXECUTING KITTENS
ASSIST KITTENS BY EXECUTING HissinhWalnuts

(6)HE ALREADY DEAD. YOU KILL HIM MORE. KILL INTEGER OVERFLOW AND HE RETURN TO LIFE.

Ally with dragon. Stop spambot invasions.

(1)DRAGON NO WANT TO BE ALLY. DRAGON STEAL YOUR FACE.

Channel my decapitation powers to become immune to death.

(5)YOU NOT ABLE TO BE KILLED NOW.

Harness the crossbow power of old and kill everyone again

(6)EVERYTHING FULL OF BOLTS. INCLUDING YOU. ALL DIE.

[1]DRAGON DOUBLE DEAD NOW.
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