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Author Topic: YOU AT DERAIL: REVENGE OF MINECRAFT RTD  (Read 239184 times)

Lenglon

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Re: Roll to Derail: The One True GM has returned
« Reply #525 on: November 16, 2013, 10:49:55 pm »

start a game of basketball with a ball of plasma, call it plasmaball, use magnet-snakes as gloves for all players of the sport, spectators are to be left unprotected.
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((I don't think heating something that is right above us to a ridiculous degree is very smart. Worst case scenario we become +metal statues+. This is a finely crafted metal statue. It is encrusted with sharkmist and HMRC. On the item is an image of HMRC and Pancaek. Pancaek is laughing. The HMRC is melting. The artwork relates to the encasing of the HMRC in metal by Pancaek during the Mission of Many People.))

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: GM NO LONGER IGNORING FIRE
« Reply #526 on: November 16, 2013, 10:50:40 pm »

Harness GM Fire for ultimate capslocking power.

Hmmm... My keyboard doesn't actually have caps lock...

GM MOCK INFERIOR KEYBOARD AS GM BURN.
HAHAHAHA, YOUR INFERIOR KEYBOARD BURNS IN HELL WITH OUT ITS CAPPPPSSS "ahhhhhhhhh"
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Persus13

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: GM NO LONGER IGNORING FIRE
« Reply #527 on: November 16, 2013, 10:59:40 pm »

Create an Inn.
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Elephant Parade

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: FIERY DEATH AVERTED
« Reply #528 on: November 17, 2013, 12:43:30 am »

EAT EVERYTHING

(5)YOU EAT CONTINENT. EVERYONE IN OCEAN NOW.

Kill parents have another lich partaaaay!

(1-1)PARTY FOREVER INFAMOUS FOR BEING WORST PARTY EVER. YOU DIE FROM SHAME.

Harness GM Fire for ultimate capslocking power.

Hmmm... My keyboard doesn't actually have caps lock...

(5)FIRE GOES AWAY TO CRY. GM SAVED.

start a game of basketball with a ball of plasma, call it plasmaball, use magnet-snakes as gloves for all players of the sport, spectators are to be left unprotected.

(6)THE SNAKES DO NOT YET EXIST IN THIS TIMELINE, SO YOU MAKE THEM. BAD IDEA. NOW FLOATING IN SEA OF SNAKES.

Harness GM Fire for ultimate capslocking power.

Hmmm... My keyboard doesn't actually have caps lock...

GM MOCK INFERIOR KEYBOARD AS GM BURN.
HAHAHAHA, YOUR INFERIOR KEYBOARD BURNS IN HELL WITH OUT ITS CAPPPPSSS "ahhhhhhhhh"

NOT ACTION.

Create an Inn.

(2)REQUIRED MATERIALS NOT IN OCEAN.

NPC TURNS
(1)SNAKES DISCHARGE ELECTRICITY. EVERYTHING ELECTRIFIED, INCLUDING SNAKES.
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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: GM NO LONGER IGNORING FIRE
« Reply #529 on: November 17, 2013, 12:44:56 am »

EAT EVERYTHING ELSE
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HissinhWalnuts

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: GM NO LONGER IGNORING FIRE
« Reply #530 on: November 17, 2013, 12:46:51 am »

EAT XANTALOS FROM THE INSIDE
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Lenglon

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Re: Roll to Derail: The One True GM has returned
« Reply #531 on: November 17, 2013, 01:07:39 am »

Start up the greatest promotional campaign of all time, boosting plasmaball to the top of the global athletic scene.
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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: FIERY DEATH AVERTED
« Reply #532 on: November 17, 2013, 01:32:29 am »

Point out that since the objective to the game is to derail it, derailing the game actually forces it to stick to its rails. Hence, revert the game to its original plot.
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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: FIERY DEATH AVERTED
« Reply #533 on: November 17, 2013, 01:35:59 am »

EAT EVERYTHING ELSE

(3)YOU BEGIN DRINKING OCEAN.

EAT XANTALOS FROM THE INSIDE

(6-1)YOU WARP INSIDE XANTALOS AND EAT HIM. XANTALOS NOW IN STOMACH.

Start up the greatest promotional campaign of all time, boosting plasmaball to the top of the global athletic scene.

(3)PLASMABALL IS TAKING OFF.

Point out that since the objective to the game is to derail it, derailing the game actually forces it to stick to its rails. Hence, revert the game to its original plot.

(6)YOU TOO BUSY WITH FANCY LOGIC MAKING TO REVERT GAME.
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Lenglon

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Re: Roll to Derail: Magnetic Laser Snake Apocalypse
« Reply #534 on: November 17, 2013, 01:38:19 am »

Bored now, burn everything.
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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: FIERY DEATH AVERTED
« Reply #535 on: November 17, 2013, 01:39:33 am »

Rewind the game back to the first turn.
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Persus13

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: FIERY DEATH AVERTED
« Reply #536 on: November 17, 2013, 07:47:14 am »

Get to a large populated land mass.
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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: FIERY DEATH AVERTED
« Reply #537 on: November 17, 2013, 08:59:44 am »

rawr, douse Gm with Water kerosine
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HissinhWalnuts

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: FIERY DEATH AVERTED
« Reply #538 on: November 17, 2013, 12:18:58 pm »

Assist wer6 by pouring nitro glycerin on GM.
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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: FIERY DEATH AVERTED
« Reply #539 on: November 17, 2013, 12:23:45 pm »

APPLY THERMITE TO GM
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