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Elephant Parade

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Re: Roll to Derail: Sneaky Snakes
« Reply #360 on: November 06, 2013, 09:14:18 pm »
Quote from: blademan9999 on November 06, 2013, 06:20:49 am
Punch thread in the face to establish superiority

(1)You kick yourself in the head to establish stupidity.

Quote from: Persus13 on November 06, 2013, 07:48:37 am
Build a colony for me and the other survivors.

(5)The colony is beautiful, and has enough food to last a long time. You also hire the dragon to defend it.

Quote from: LordSlowpoke on November 06, 2013, 07:53:43 am
PUNCH SURVIVORS IN FACE TO ESTABLISH COLONY

(1)Your clumsy punch misses. You are kicked out of the colony.
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Persus13

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Re: Roll to Derail: Sneaky Snakes
« Reply #361 on: November 06, 2013, 09:36:47 pm »
I win!
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Quote from: Teneb on September 14, 2017, 06:15:14 pm
Congratulations Persus, now you are forced to have the same personal text for an entire year!
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 13, 2015, 10:28:50 pm
Longbowmen horsearcher doomstacks that suffer no attrition and can navigate all major rivers without ships.
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flabort

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Re: Roll to Derail: Sneaky Snakes
« Reply #362 on: November 07, 2013, 12:47:21 am »
Establish a winged variety of radioactive magnetic laser snakes.
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The Cyan Menace

Went away for a while, came back, went away for a while, and back for now.

Lenglon

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Re: Roll to Derail: Sneaky Snakes
« Reply #363 on: November 07, 2013, 12:57:41 am »
Establish a snake-like variety of laser-powered magnetic radiation wings.
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Quote from: Parisbre56 on February 18, 2013, 03:33:15 pm
((I don't think heating something that is right above us to a ridiculous degree is very smart. Worst case scenario we become +metal statues+. This is a finely crafted metal statue. It is encrusted with sharkmist and HMRC. On the item is an image of HMRC and Pancaek. Pancaek is laughing. The HMRC is melting. The artwork relates to the encasing of the HMRC in metal by Pancaek during the Mission of Many People.))

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Re: Roll to Derail: Sneaky Snakes
« Reply #364 on: November 07, 2013, 01:13:37 am »
>Punch superiority in the face to establish snakes.
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Quote from: BFEL on September 12, 2013, 09:32:01 pm
Quote from: killerhellhound on September 12, 2013, 09:19:46 pm
There is a massive magma snake moving in down stairs as well as a flood and a tunnel to hell also downstairs and you are worried about me putting my feet on the furniture.
GWG you are meant to be the sane one.
Just because the apocalypse is happening downstairs is no reason to abandon manners young wizard.

Elephant Parade

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Re: Roll to Derail: Dice love snakes.
« Reply #365 on: November 07, 2013, 01:20:35 am »
Quote from: Persus13 on November 06, 2013, 09:36:47 pm
I win!

(1)The snakes prepare for a massive attack!

Quote from: flabort on November 07, 2013, 12:47:21 am
Establish a winged variety of radioactive magnetic laser snakes.

(1)You somehow manage to destroy the genetic code responsible for wings. Nothing will have wings ever again.

Quote from: Lenglon on November 07, 2013, 12:57:41 am
Establish a snake-like variety of laser-powered magnetic radiation wings.

(1)No wings. Your experiments merely result in a massive radioactive explosion, killing you.

Quote from: blademan9999 on November 07, 2013, 01:13:37 am
>Punch superiority in the face to establish snakes.

(5)Snakes are now the superior creature!

===NPC TURNS===
(5)The snakes fire a massive laser beam at the shelter, heavily damaging it.
(1)The dragon tries to protect the shelter with a shield of light, but mixes up its spells and hits it with a laser beam instead. Oops.

===COMMENTS===
Dice love snakes, it seems.
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Xantalos

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Re: Roll to Derail: Sneaky Snakes
« Reply #366 on: November 07, 2013, 01:21:34 am »
APPLY OXI CLEAN TO SNAKES
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LordSlowpoke

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Re: Roll to Derail: Sneaky Snakes
« Reply #367 on: November 07, 2013, 02:42:05 am »
MISS PUNCH IN OUT TO ESTABLISH BILLY MAYS
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Elephant Parade

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Re: Roll to Derail: Sneaky Snakes
« Reply #368 on: November 07, 2013, 02:48:20 am »
Quote from: Xantalos on November 07, 2013, 01:21:34 am
APPLY OXI CLEAN TO SNAKES

(2)The snakes don't want to be cleaned.

Quote from: LordSlowpoke on November 07, 2013, 02:42:05 am
MISS PUNCH IN OUT TO ESTABLISH BILLY MAYS

(5)BILLY MAYS IS ESTABLISHED! FOR ONLY 9.99, HE WILL SELL THE SNAKE REPELLER! BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! HE'LL ALSO THROW IN A GENUINE SNAKESKIN MAGNET! CALL NOW!
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Re: Roll to Derail: Sneaky Snakes
« Reply #369 on: November 07, 2013, 02:53:10 am »
USE BILLY MAYS AS MATTER REPELLANT
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blademan9999

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Re: Roll to Derail: Sneaky Snakes
« Reply #370 on: November 07, 2013, 05:45:52 am »
>make the snakes go home because their drunk.
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Quote from: BFEL on September 12, 2013, 09:32:01 pm
Quote from: killerhellhound on September 12, 2013, 09:19:46 pm
There is a massive magma snake moving in down stairs as well as a flood and a tunnel to hell also downstairs and you are worried about me putting my feet on the furniture.
GWG you are meant to be the sane one.
Just because the apocalypse is happening downstairs is no reason to abandon manners young wizard.

Persus13

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Re: Roll to Derail: Sneaky Snakes
« Reply #371 on: November 07, 2013, 07:54:41 am »
Lead my monkey pirates and survivors into an epic battle that will decide everything!
« Last Edit: November 07, 2013, 04:43:30 pm by Persus13 »
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Quote from: Teneb on September 14, 2017, 06:15:14 pm
Congratulations Persus, now you are forced to have the same personal text for an entire year!
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 13, 2015, 10:28:50 pm
Longbowmen horsearcher doomstacks that suffer no attrition and can navigate all major rivers without ships.
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IronTomato

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Re: Roll to Derail: Sneaky Snakes
« Reply #372 on: November 07, 2013, 08:09:33 am »
Call the Snake Repellant people
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Elephant Parade

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Re: Roll to Derail: Sneaky Snakes
« Reply #373 on: November 07, 2013, 10:56:23 am »
Quote from: Persus13 on November 07, 2013, 07:54:41 am
Lead my monkey pirates and survivors into an epic battle that will decide everything!
DID YOU FORGET SOMETHING?
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Remuthra

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Re: Roll to Derail: Sneaky Snakes
« Reply #374 on: November 07, 2013, 02:58:35 pm »
RAGESMASH THE BOX!
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