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[Lukeinator]

No, no, you can't eat the police twice! The only way you can post that action again is if it fails the first time!
You actions were displaced in time to the next turn. So after we post this turns actions, we get last turn's results. And then when we post next turns actions, we get this turns results.

I meant to eat the digesting police out of my own stomach, duh.

[Elephant Parade]

Start whacking the newly deceased in any worlds over the head with Ragnarock. Build throne room outside of time with their souls.

(1+1+2)YOU BEGIN CONSTRUCTION OF YOUR TEMPORALLY DISLOCATED PORTAL. GOOD THING YOU HAVE ALL THESE DEATH BONUSES.

Volunteer as flabort's throne. 

(5)YOU TURN INTO A CHAIR.

Eat the police

(1)YOU DISLOCATE YOUR JAW. THE POLICE SHOOT YOU, AND YOU DIE.

BECOME GM WITH GM STICK POWERS.

(4)YOU BECOME SECONDARY GM.

Adopt Lenglon as my dragon!

(3)LENGLON IS NOW PARTIALLY YOUR DRAGON. THREES ARE ANNOYING.

"Why is this so hard?!? Comon..."
Keep trying to learn how to fly

(2)NOPE.

"Why is this so hard?!? Comon..."
Keep trying to learn how to fly

I wonder if the GM is handing out insanity penalty for trying to do the exact same thing over and over again.  maybe if you get yourself a flying tutor? (ghostly flying tutor: it's easy! just think 'float' and presto!)

NOPE. NO INSANITY PENALTY. ALL PENALTIES ARE VISIBLE.

Check orks to see if they are ok, and lure them to one of the broccoli planets to destroy it's empire.

(6)THE ORKS ROCKET PAST THE PLANET AND HIT YOU. YOU ARE DEAD.

Via Conservation of Dakkaitsu, become a DAKKAGOD

(2)TROPES DON'T APPLY HERE.

Give Lengon some vodka, increasing their imagination stat, and therefore their fake dragon powers.

(1)VODKA GIVES LENGLON ALCOHOL POISONING. TOO SICK TO FLY.

Start whacking the newly deceased in any worlds over the head with Ragnarock. Build throne room outside of time with their souls.

Eat the police

BECOME GM WITH GM STICK POWERS.

Adopt Lenglon as my dragon!

CONTEMPLATE

"Why is this so hard?!? Comon..."
Keep trying to learn how to fly

Check orks to see if they are ok, and lure them to one of the broccoli planets to destroy it's empire.

Via Conservation of Dakkaitsu, become a DAKKAGOD

Give Lengon some vodka, increasing their imagination stat, and therefore their fake dragon powers.

Start whacking the newly deceased in any worlds over the head with Ragnarock. Build throne room outside of time with their souls.

NO.

Start whacking the newly deceased in any worlds over the head with Ragnarock. Build throne room outside of time with their souls.

Eat the police

BECOME GM WITH GM STICK POWERS.

Adopt Lenglon as my dragon!

CONTEMPLATE

"Why is this so hard?!? Comon..."
Keep trying to learn how to fly

Check orks to see if they are ok, and lure them to one of the broccoli planets to destroy it's empire.

Via Conservation of Dakkaitsu, become a DAKKAGOD

Give Lengon some vodka, increasing their imagination stat, and therefore their fake dragon powers.

Start whacking the newly deceased in any worlds over the head with Ragnarock. Build throne room outside of time with their souls.

seriously, there is no point to making us repost. +1 to just running the turn with our actions. but sure, here it is, the exact same action as I posted earlier, word for word, letter for letter, yay.

"Why is this so hard?!? Comon..."
Keep trying to learn how to fly

(3)YOU'RE STARTING TO GET THE HANG OF IT.

BECOME GM WITH GM STICK POWERS.

(5)GM LEVEL INCREASING!

PUNCH TIME IN WARP TO ACHIEVE CUBE

(3)CUBE TOO ADVANCED; SQUARE ACHIEVED INSTEAD.

PUNCH TIME IN WARP TO ACHIEVE CUBE

PUNCH CUBE IN WARP TO BECOME TIME

(5)YOU ARE NOW TIME.

take advantage of the time distortions; teach the dragon how to fly before this turn begins.

(3)LENGLON CAN SORT OF FLY.

Eat the police

(6)YOU EAT THE POLICE BUT YOU VOMIT OR SOMETHING.

No, no, you can't eat the police twice! The only way you can post that action again is if it fails the first time!
You actions were displaced in time to the next turn. So after we post this turns actions, we get last turn's results. And then when we post next turns actions, we get this turns results.

Look through chronologs to find any deaths besides my own. Jump back in time stream to reap the soul of the deceased, jump back out to my throne room, and find the soul(s) either a place as part of my throne room, or my personal army.

(6+1+2)YOU MANAGE TO TAKE ALL SOULS FROM ABOUT TEN DIFFERENT TIMELINES. YOU HAVE A MASSIVE ARMY.

[smurfingtonthethird]

DEMAND EXISTENCE, THEN PERFORM BARREL ROLL

[Lukeinator]

42 dolphins with towels

[kj1225]

Reset universe except for people and items.

[IronTomato]

BUILD SPACEBIKE, BECAUSE TRAINS AND SPACECABS ARE SO PASSÉ

[LordSlowpoke]

BUILD SPACESEGWAY, BE PASSÉ AS FUCK

[Dorsidwarf]

Use time powers to make segways cool and futuristic again

[fractalman]

Whisper hypnotically into Flabort's ear when he sits down, leaving ME de facto in charge of his army.
heh. heh. heh.

[HissinhWalnuts]

Summon a hierarchy habitat walker to wreak havoc.

[da_nang]

Summon Etemon with the power of Rock 'n' Roll.

[flabort]

Reinforce deadly throne made of soul with more souls, install it in my throne room outside of time. Use souls to insulate throne room from temporal distortions.

Organize army. Create reaper-blades for soul collection for my 5 most skilled soul-generals; one a scythe, send him and his sub-army to police main timeline and ensure everyone there worships me as a deity of death. One a rapier or katana or something like that, allow him the freedom to conquer basically any timeline in my name as the deity of death. One gets a chainsaw, he and his sub-army are sent to collect non-sentient souls (plant-souls, planet souls, and such). One gets a hammer, and he stays close to lead his sub-army as an army of smiths, to create soul-powered weapons for my soul army, and artifacts of deathly power. The last gets a minigun, and his sub-army protects my realm, where we are outside of time.
And make a book-like sixth reaper-blade and give it to a soul whose job is to organize a secret organization within my army for the purposes of making sure my army obeys me and my chosen generals.

Someone must illustrate what is happening right about now.

[smurfingtonthethird]

If you roll a low number you're gonna be TL:DR'd

[darkpaladin109]

USE GM STICK POWERS TO USURP GM THRONE FROM GM

[Elephant Parade]

POLL RESULTS IN!

...WHAT?

ERROR: ANSWER NOT APPLICABLE

BANANA ERROR

ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR
ERROR ERROR BANANA BANANA
BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA

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BANANA OBJECTIVE TO BANANA.

BANANA AT BANANA. BANANA BANANA TO BANANA TO BANANA BANANA. BANANA?