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[sackhead]

Yep, I have no idea what I am doing.  MasterworkDF is just monkeys and keyboards...

do you have infinite monkeys or finite monkeys but infinite time?

[Meph]

Infinite monkeys would be just silly, come on, be serious. Obviously I have access to unlimited time.

[Godlysockpuppet]

You're all sillies. It's actually all powered by a hamster in a wheel that's been implanted with some DNA found on a piece of the true cross.

[Meph]

I almost wrote: I once ate a hamster, but that wouldnt be true. It was a guinea pig, which looks the same to me.

[Apani]

That's impossible. Weren't Guinea Pigs made of air? Unless you swallowed it whole, but then all you'd have got would've been a wasted skull. You should have better eaten a cricket.

[Meph]

I have been eating bags full of crickets in Thailand last week. 

[Apani]

Did you ever catch a live fish and put it into a waterskin with water? Best way to carry pet fish around in Adventure mode.

[Billy Jack]

I almost wrote: I once ate a hamster, but that wouldnt be true. It was a guinea pig, which looks the same to me.

My daughter weeps for the lost guinea pig.

Or was it just a pig when you visited New Guinea?

[Apani]

I have an idea: rather than derailing and beating it until it's a dead horse, why not turning this topic into a "complaining section"? A place where people could express their frustration over things they "quite frankly" consider "screwed up" (on a "not that much offense" term, of course), like warlocks spamming unavoidable rotting spells.

[Meph]

Not sure how long that would stay on-topic. ^^

And the Guinea Pig was called Cuy, was in Peru, and it was delicious.

[Apani]

As long as people prefer to keep joking on Cavies and not discuss on the topic's point, yea, dead horse all the way.

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Did you eat its meat and other various foodstuff separated, or ate it whole?

[Godlysockpuppet]

I ate roast pidgeon once. T'was delicious.

[Lottanubs]

meph i am quit angry now beacause your mod broke bad
i did hae embark screen not say 'metal' anywhere! i gen new world and still! then idownload lnp instead bc mw is not properly.

i just wanted to let u know that quite frankly u screwed up but im not mad at u kust mod so nothing personal :3

[Apani]

Good, that's the spirit.

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I ate pony cupcake once. T'was delicious.

[Godlysockpuppet]

I ate a plump helmet once.
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T'was delicious.