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[Darkmere]

In my defense, I have broken the springs on several left-mouse-buttons over the years. I'm trying to go easy on this one, so pasting a script beats risking another mouse replacement. *shrug*

[mastahcheese]

Oh god, why did I look at this thread?

[Seriyu]

In my defense, I have broken the springs on several left-mouse-buttons over the years. I'm trying to go easy on this one, so pasting a script beats risking another mouse replacement. *shrug*

This is a wise decision, I'm pretty sure cookie clicker broke my mouse.

[Putnam]

I'm pretty sure I have every achievement.

I wonder what the 100th non-shadow achievement will be.

[BurnedToast]

Another update, apparently the grandmapocalypse spawns

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some sort of "wrinklers" which grab your golden cookie and eat part of your CPS

, as well as unknown changes to red cookies.

There's also 4 new achievements, and 7 or 8 new upgrades.. one of which is 10x faster research (hooray).

I guess I'll never be free of it at this rate....

[Elephant Parade]

Hmm, wonder what the new upgrades are.

Edit: Ooh, pumpkin red cookies.

Edit: Nooooo! New achievements! I finally had them all!

[BurnedToast]

Hmm, wonder what the new upgrades are.

apparently they are new Halloween themed cookies which you unlock by

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clicking the wrinklers, there's a 1 in 100 chance per wrinkler to unlock a new cookie.

[Elephant Parade]

Also, new grandma portrait. *shudders*

[Neyvn]

[Neonivek]

That is completely and utterly out of character.

Sten would totally be the guy who would constantly prod, and whine, and scream about how YOU are wasting time playing cookie clicker.

Note: Yes I am aware that is the joke.

[Helgoland]

For all those guys using an autoclicker that have already reached the grandmapocalypse:
Try making the CC window really small, and carefully position the cursor as far to the middle of the indow while still clicking the cookie. You'll get most red cookies, especially the elder frenzy ones, making returns much greater.

[werty892]

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So happy I can recognize that comic.

[FuzzyZergling]

That is completely and utterly out of character.

But Sten loves cookies!

[Slayerhero90]

Halloween update's out.
Fecking Wrinklers eating my cookies.

[Putnam]

Halloween update's out.
Fecking Wrinklers eating my cookies.

Yes, you may notice we've been talking about it.

Anyway, important! Wrinklers are a good thing. When you pop 'em, they give 1.1x as much cookies as they've eaten, with a minimum of 0.55 cookies.