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[palsch]

Thanks for the information. I appreciate it. Question though, around what time do you start seeing the option for Elder Pledges?

You have to have one of each type of granny (having 5 of each other item, then buying the upgrade that unlocks). That will unlock a bingo hall that researches further granny and total percentage upgrades. The last one unlocks the Grandmapocalypse. Once that's started you can take elder pledges to appease them for 30 minutes at a time, at exponentially raising costs (and achievements for having done so once and five times), or pay 6,666,666,666,666 to completely end their wrath. Another 6,666,666,666,666 will start it up again at that point.

[Absolute Niro]

I still kinda feel the cookies are rolling in pretty slowly, though that might be intentional. Even with 75 million CPS, it's taking a loooong time to afford anything, I don't even dare look at those upgrades with costs in the trillions.

[MadMalkavian]

Thanks for the information. I appreciate it. Question though, around what time do you start seeing the option for Elder Pledges?

You have to have one of each type of granny (having 5 of each other item, then buying the upgrade that unlocks). That will unlock a bingo hall that researches further granny and total percentage upgrades. The last one unlocks the Grandmapocalypse. Once that's started you can take elder pledges to appease them for 30 minutes at a time, at exponentially raising costs (and achievements for having done so once and five times), or pay 6,666,666,666,666 to completely end their wrath. Another 6,666,666,666,666 will start it up again at that point.

What does the Grandmapocalypse entail? Something !!FUN!! right?

[sjm9876]

Currently experimenting to find out......

[scrdest]

Thanks for the information. I appreciate it. Question though, around what time do you start seeing the option for Elder Pledges?

You have to have one of each type of granny (having 5 of each other item, then buying the upgrade that unlocks). That will unlock a bingo hall that researches further granny and total percentage upgrades. The last one unlocks the Grandmapocalypse. Once that's started you can take elder pledges to appease them for 30 minutes at a time, at exponentially raising costs (and achievements for having done so once and five times), or pay 6,666,666,666,666 to completely end their wrath. Another 6,666,666,666,666 will start it up again at that point.

What does the Grandmapocalypse entail? Something !!FUN!! right?

It's a pretty meh creepypasta-like gimmick.

[Tyg13]

I've got all the upgrades, 400 million CPS and yet I still sit there and watch my cookies roll in.

WHY COOKIE CLICKER WHY ARE YOU SO ADDICTIVE?!

[Twi]

DAMN IT GAME, STOP SKINNER BOXING ME.

That has seriously been my response to this game. HEEEELP. D:

[Baneling]

Yeah, the slow cookies are kind of annoying - I have just under 99 million cps and it still seems really slow.

[scrdest]

DAMN IT GAME, STOP SKINNER BOXING ME.

That has seriously been my response to this game. HEEEELP. D:

I've got all the upgrades, 400 million CPS and yet I still sit there and watch my cookies roll in.

WHY COOKIE CLICKER WHY ARE YOU SO ADDICTIVE?!

I guess I'm weird, then. Sure, it's been pretty cool for a while, but at a certain point the grindiness bored me out of the game.

[sjm9876]

My failure to appease the grandmatriarch has made the time machine operator's aversion to the future seem very reasonable.

[Absolute Niro]

Oh hey, I guess grandmas really are the answer.

Huh. I should have stocked up.

[MadMalkavian]

Yeah, the slow cookies are kind of annoying - I have just under 99 million cps and it still seems really slow.

I've got around 100,000 cookies per second and it seems very fast to me. Perhaps my perception of time is off or perhaps I pass the time by watching my heroine in Godville or by browsing forums and imageboards. I'm not all too certain as yesterday and the day before I thought it was Sunday and today I thought it was Monday.

[frostshotgg]

I'm at the point where the next cheapest purchase is some 14.6 trillion cookies. It takes a couple minutes to build up enough for it. It's only going to get worse. Right now I make 4.5 billion cps, but that's because I just got a gold cookie. I'll go down a lot when the boost ends.

[Absolute Niro]

Yeah, the slow cookies are kind of annoying - I have just under 99 million cps and it still seems really slow.

I've got around 100,000 cookies per second and it seems very fast to me. Perhaps my perception of time is off or perhaps I pass the time by watching my heroine in Godville or by browsing forums and imageboards. I'm not all too certain as yesterday and the day before I thought it was Sunday and today I thought it was Monday.

It starts to get slow once you're in the millions, sadly.

[Wiles]

This game reminds me of a skit by SMBC: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cD69PAIqiYo