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[wer6]

I like to think that they just brake every little peivce of your reproduction organs, if you were being punished, if not they jsut fuck you up in A general manner.

[Grimmash]

You realize that dumping caged goblins into a pit with fortifications is the best archery target range ever.

Or when I realized that instead of trading with elves for wood, I could just put raising gates on the trade depot.  I check it later and there always seems to be a giant stack of stuff somebody left behind, and a few curious corpses.  Sometimes the animals even survive!

And finally, when your master forger goes berserk, and his wife in the militia fires the bolt that incapacitates him and lets the hammer dwarf crush his skull.  That was just... awesomely and sad all at the same time.

[flameaway]

"I probably shouldn't ask but can you disembowel someone with a warhammer?"

Of course, but the path the bowels take when exiting the body is not the typical one you see with sword fights.




I believe the colloquial term for the technique is beating the shit out of someone.  Hammerdwarves just accomplish this feat with anatomical completeness.

[KtosoX]

When your 10+ year old fort slowly rolls down in to disarray, be it by alien aggression or inner turmoil.
And all that you can do is sit back and enjoy the carnage.

When a dwarven child dispatches your first-ever forgotten beast. By punching it in half.

Damn, that must have been one hell of an anticlimax.

[kero42]

"I probably shouldn't ask but can you disembowel someone with a warhammer?"

Of course, but the path the bowels take when exiting the body is not the typical one you see with sword fights.




I believe the colloquial term for the technique is beating the shit out of someone.  Hammerdwarves just accomplish this feat with anatomical completeness.

So what your saying is that the poor victim excretes his organs through the holes in his body? I imagine they would have been reduced to a bloody pulp by then, so it could work, I suppose. Neat, if somewhat disgusting  .

[flameaway]

kero,

Yup, totally dwarfy.

[wer6]

I just think that when all there bones are broken it acts like some kind of shripnal and rips them apart, organs included, but whatever floats the boat, floats the boat.

[JacobEdwards]

Oh you can disembowel someone with a blunt weapon, it's just messy, and requires frequent visits to the screw pump gym to perform

[UnlawfullyDeranged]

I just think that when all there bones are broken it acts like some kind of shripnal and rips them apart, organs included, but whatever floats the boat, floats the boat.

So they would either get a compound fracture and the liquified organ mush would spurt out of the resulting wound, or the offal would just take one of the naturally available exits in the form of a bodily orifice. I have to imagine that would be one hell of a bloody nose.

On a more related topic, finally figuring what the hell you've been doing wrong that causes a chronic problem (Why is everybody getting infected wounds? Oh, the well is over a murky pool).

[PDF urist master]

when you put 100 bolts into a forgotten beast, then a hammerdwarf just bashes its lower body off.

he even named his hammer.

[wierd]

"I probably shouldn't ask but can you disembowel someone with a warhammer?"

Of course, but the path the bowels take when exiting the body is not the typical one you see with sword fights.




I believe the colloquial term for the technique is beating the shit out of someone.  Hammerdwarves just accomplish this feat with anatomical completeness.

So what your saying is that the poor victim excretes his organs through the holes in his body? I imagine they would have been reduced to a bloody pulp by then, so it could work, I suppose. Neat, if somewhat disgusting  .

Believe it or not, that actually CAN happen, and no, does not require the internal organs being made into blood smoothie first.

IIRC, the medical term is "complete rectal prolapse"

thankfully, wikipedia doesn't have pictures of this one.

*edit (Oh gawd! Yes they do! Don't look in the dedicated section!)

Other organs that can evert (turn wrong-side out, and protrude from the body) are things like the vaginal tract, and other such organ structures.

Being struck in the guts hard enough may very well cause such a condition.

[kaenneth]

... like toothpaste coming out of the tube.

[Sutremaine]

The different kinds of rectal prolapse can be difficult to grasp,

This is to stop adventurers from pulling them off and using them as weapons.

[Andrakon]

That glorious feeling when a huge goblin siege and an undead siege shows up at the same time. The goblins take out half the undead, the rain knocks out all the goblins, the rest of the undead take out half the goblins, and a Bronze Colossus takes out EVERYTHING! I now have a caged Bronze Colossus  that I use to kill sieges. *So Happy*

[GenJeFT]

the caravan shows up and you can sell off all your X(cloths)X and other vender trash to them. Yay fort clean up day!