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Dorsidwarf

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Re: Roll to Stuff
« Reply #45 on: August 28, 2013, 03:59:23 pm »

L go to lenglon, smear with blood, phone cops, scream, die./b]
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Re: Roll to Stuff
« Reply #46 on: August 28, 2013, 04:25:47 pm »

BAN GWG'S BOOK AND PUT OUT MY OWN BOOK, "HOW AWESOME BEING THE LEADER OF THE WORLD STATE IS: BY FNIFF, YOUR WORLD DICTATOR." THEN STAMP OUT THE REBEL MOVEMENT USING HIGHLY TRAINED ARMY SQUADS

Secondary note, start putting this up this as propaganda

Lenglon

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Re: Roll to Stuff
« Reply #47 on: August 28, 2013, 05:17:02 pm »

L go to lenglon, smear with blood, phone cops, scream, die./b]
do NOT let him stain my clothes with his blood.
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((I don't think heating something that is right above us to a ridiculous degree is very smart. Worst case scenario we become +metal statues+. This is a finely crafted metal statue. It is encrusted with sharkmist and HMRC. On the item is an image of HMRC and Pancaek. Pancaek is laughing. The HMRC is melting. The artwork relates to the encasing of the HMRC in metal by Pancaek during the Mission of Many People.))

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Re: Roll to Stuff
« Reply #48 on: August 28, 2013, 05:47:21 pm »

Ingredients:
1 (one) GWG
4 (four) tablespoons of salt

step 1) Secure the GWG.
step 2) Apply salt liberally to open bloody wounds on the GWG's wrists and ankles.
step 3) Stir vigorously


"Let me know when you think I'm getting creative GWG. I've got plenty of these saved up just for yooouuuuu."
((The worst part is that I'm imagining Lyra doing all that stuff.))

Avoid the rebels from 8 to 9.
Steal manuscripts of Fniff's book, factcheck it, and prepare to publish a rebuttal proving how nearly every fact in said book is wrong.
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Re: Roll to Stuff
« Reply #49 on: August 28, 2013, 06:04:46 pm »

Are you trying to disprove the idea that being a world dictator is cool?

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Re: Roll to Stuff
« Reply #50 on: August 28, 2013, 06:13:23 pm »

Honestly? It wouldn't be. It would be a headache.
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Re: Roll to Stuff
« Reply #51 on: August 28, 2013, 06:23:38 pm »

One word, my friend: delegation. Make your underlings handle the headaches while I sit up in my Dubai office playing office golf and drinking champagne from a shoe.

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Re: Roll to Stuff
« Reply #52 on: August 28, 2013, 07:10:43 pm »

Ingredients:
1 (one) GWG
4 (four) tablespoons of salt

step 1) Secure the GWG.
step 2) Apply salt liberally to open bloody wounds on the GWG's wrists and ankles.
step 3) Stir vigorously


"Let me know when you think I'm getting creative GWG. I've got plenty of these saved up just for yooouuuuu."
((The worst part is that I'm imagining Lyra doing all that stuff.))

Avoid the rebels from 8 to 9.
Steal manuscripts of Fniff's book, factcheck it, and prepare to publish a rebuttal proving how nearly every fact in said book is wrong.
((Lyra wouldn't do that, Maryne would. maybe Erin would too in the right circumstances.
No, I haven't used Maryne on these forums thus far. she's a lil crazy.))
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Re: Roll to Stuff
« Reply #53 on: August 29, 2013, 02:11:18 am »

CHAINSAW WOUND HURT. DISINFECT WITH SOAP THEN RUN AWAY FROM FNIFF AND HIS ARMIES
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Re: Roll to Stuff
« Reply #54 on: August 29, 2013, 01:01:53 pm »

SHIT. UH...GET A LAWYER THAT ISN'T GWG.
« Last Edit: August 29, 2013, 06:58:49 pm by Greenstarfanatic »
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Re: Roll to Stuff
« Reply #55 on: August 29, 2013, 02:20:06 pm »

SHIT. UH...GET A LAWYER.
Why hello there.
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Re: Roll to Stuff
« Reply #56 on: August 29, 2013, 02:26:27 pm »

SHIT. UH...GET A LAWYER.
Why hello there.
you might be a lil too busy to pick up more clients right now GWG.
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Re: Roll to Stuff
« Reply #57 on: August 29, 2013, 09:40:43 pm »

SHIT. UH...GET A LAWYER.
Why hello there.
you might be a lil too busy to pick up more clients right now GWG.
True enough.
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