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Author Topic: Roll to dodge SCYTHER  (Read 8887 times)

mastahcheese

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Re: Roll to dodge SCYTHER
« Reply #30 on: August 28, 2013, 10:41:39 pm »

Shoot er'ebody!
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Re: Roll to dodge SCYTHER
« Reply #31 on: August 29, 2013, 01:00:32 pm »

Daaaayuuuum. Now, let's get out of here and catch some Scyther!
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Re: Roll to dodge SCYTHER
« Reply #32 on: August 29, 2013, 05:02:08 pm »

Get a large quantity of Pokeballs.

Capture a Scyther. And an Untramarine, while they're here. And a Drop-Pod. Gotta catch 'em all, even the non-Pokemon!
roll 2, 5
you don't have enough money.
somehow you do catch them all though.
Respawn, OPen fire indiscriminately with a Flamethrower
you respawn, roll 4
you burn some sythers to death, but the spess mariens armors are fire immune
NOOOOOO!

Take my scyther and enroll in a rapid-advancement cooking course.
roll 3
you now cook decently.
Shoot er'ebody!
roll 5, I'm interpreting that as the enemies you are shooting.
you kill most of the marines before you run out of ammo, they escape to a nerby imperial fleet witch they will prepare to assault the planet, its based on the moon.
Daaaayuuuum. Now, let's get out of here and catch some Scyther!
you catch alot of scythers.
 
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Re: Roll to dodge SCYTHER
« Reply #33 on: August 29, 2013, 05:02:58 pm »

how is everybody feeling about the game at this point right now????
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mastahcheese

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Re: Roll to dodge SCYTHER
« Reply #34 on: August 29, 2013, 05:06:57 pm »

how is everybody feeling about the game at this point right now????
It's crazy and hilarious.
Reload!
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Re: Roll to dodge SCYTHER
« Reply #35 on: August 29, 2013, 05:44:55 pm »

I like it, But the space vikings that you called spess marines dont

Upgrade to Purgation FLamer, keep firing
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Coolrune206

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Re: Roll to dodge SCYTHER
« Reply #36 on: August 29, 2013, 05:49:10 pm »

I'm here now! For reasons!

Appear and roundhouse kick GWG. "That's MY pokemon!" Grab the scyther and run
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Re: Roll to dodge SCYTHER
« Reply #37 on: August 29, 2013, 06:04:03 pm »

Teach my scyther to prepare ingredients to help me cook.

I don't know how good they are with eggs, but I'm sure they're the best at chopping vegetables.
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Re: Roll to dodge SCYTHER
« Reply #38 on: August 29, 2013, 06:32:02 pm »

how is everybody feeling about the game at this point right now????
It's crazy and hilarious.
Reload!
roll 5
you reload and the empty clip/whatever and while it flys away It does painful musical pinball with some of the scythers and kills them.
I like it, But the space vikings that you called spess marines dont

Upgrade to Purgation FLamer, keep firing
the space marines witch includes the ultramarines left behind an armory witch has 50 of every weapon of each chapter of space marines including the inquisition ones flamethrowers
roll: 3
but the scythers know to advoid you now as they will not die by burning.
I'm here now! For reasons!

Appear and roundhouse kick GWG. "That's MY pokemon!" Grab the scyther and run
roll 1
before doing that Chuck Norris come and even though the Chuck Norris meems don't aply here he is still good at kung-fu and kills you, respawn???
Teach my scyther to prepare ingredients to help me cook.

I don't know how good they are with eggs, but I'm sure they're the best at chopping vegetables.
roll 1, reroll 4 do to scythors having perfect cutting hands
he is moderately good at it.
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Re: Roll to dodge SCYTHER
« Reply #39 on: August 29, 2013, 06:33:26 pm »

Rage mode activate!

Ninja flip kick at GWG, steal his scythers.
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Re: Roll to dodge SCYTHER
« Reply #40 on: August 29, 2013, 06:34:35 pm »

Together, my scyther and I will make everyone getting along by making the best stew they have ever had.
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Re: Roll to dodge SCYTHER
« Reply #41 on: August 29, 2013, 06:35:32 pm »

Upgrade to an Immolater tank, BURN EVERYTHING
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mastahcheese

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Re: Roll to dodge SCYTHER
« Reply #42 on: August 29, 2013, 06:37:47 pm »

Shoot everybody, including allies!
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Re: Roll to dodge SCYTHER
« Reply #43 on: August 29, 2013, 06:39:10 pm »

Wellll... I seem to be effed....  ???
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Re: Roll to dodge SCYTHER
« Reply #44 on: August 29, 2013, 07:19:33 pm »

Travel great distances, training them as I go. Go on to face the Elite 4.
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