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[wolfchild]

Travel to a gym and then MORE FIRE

[mastahcheese]

Find Prof Oak, murder!

[Greenstarfanatic]

WAKE UP. Prevent crash AND GO TO THE MOON.

[poketwo]

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Go to my corpse and retrieve my Pokemon.

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Go locate a gym. Catch any Pokemon found en route.

roll 4
you find a gym and catch no pokemon.......

Oooooh! I just finished studying rocket science (Kerbalnaut version)! Wait until the apoagee of the crash, then thrust to max, then flip off the world, land upright, and walk out as the champion.

roll 1
you don't have any struts!!! and the second thing that was taught is crashing!!!! Only an overshot can save you now!!!

Try to catch an Alakazam with my scyther.

Get IQ of 5000 on my side > Get duplication ray > World Domination through bacon. My strategies are peerless.

roll 5
you get an extremely intelligent alakazam for that type of pokemon's stranded!!! he is also extremely loyal to you and helps you build a duplication ray!!!
 

Travel to a gym and then MORE FIRE

roll, 1,reroll 1, reroll, reroll 5
.....you come out of nowhere and burn down the gym witch GWG was trying to enter, you monster. (yes!!! my mandatory portal reference!!)

Find Prof Oak, murder!

roll 6
you find oak, to bad he has a L.A.W. on him. TROLOLOLO
roll: 5v6
you try to kill him, but it turns into a stalemate. with large collateral damage, even killing the twerps for team rocket!!!!

WAKE UP. Prevent crash AND GO TO THE MOON.

not even you with your power to always roll 5 can't stop this from crashing, you brace for impact and die with coolrune, respawn?

[GreatWyrmGold]

Enter gym. Inventory Pokemon. Wonder why the GM posted only my turn, then posted enough for me to learn that my plan was impossible.

Find Lenglon, challenge her to Pokemon Battle!

[Greenstarfanatic]

Nah, Imma just stay dead. Explore Hell for a bit.

[Nirur Torir]

((All the re-rolls make it feel like we're invincible, with no consequences for failure))

Duplicate my masterpiece bacon several times.

[poketwo]

(( no, only a certain few rolls can be rerolled because of the skills the players have, like wolf child because she/he has burned down many things before, and you because you are a decent cook, but those only count for 1s, you guys have been just luckly recently. Also I will implement the "3 is the lucky number" rule by only alowing  3 rolls for each action, what, I'm not using the strikes system, its name is too overused.))

[wolfchild]

burn the rest of the city

[Coolrune206]

Respawn sitting on the plate of bacon, totally ruining it. "Oops"

[poketwo]

Enter gym. Inventory Pokemon. Wonder why the GM posted only my turn, then posted enough for me to learn that my plan was impossible.

Find Lenglon, challenge her to Pokemon Battle!

whats the beef? She probably doesn't have any pokemon though.

Nah, Imma just stay dead. Explore Hell for a bit.

You arivie in hell/underworld/whatever, it is much more bureaucratic and boring.

((All the re-rolls make it feel like we're invincible, with no consequences for failure))

Duplicate my masterpiece bacon several times.

roll 4vs2
you stop coolrune from ruining the bacon and duplicate it several times and rule the rest of the world.

burn the rest of the city

roll 5Y
much of the world has been burned to the ground now, Wow, you did it..... You elves finally did it..... You have become the most powerful Minimalist RTD player right now because of your luck....... i hope you hippies are happy now.....

Respawn sitting on the plate of bacon, totally ruining it. "Oops"

roll 2vs4
you fail to ruin the bacon, but you did respawn.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Lenglon burnt my...ability to tell the difference between him and wolfchild. Huh.

And burning a town doesn't get you NEARLY to Strongest RtD Character Ever.

Challenge wolfchild to Pokemon Battle!


GREETINGS MORTAL. WELCOME TO THE INFINITE FEATURELESS PLANE OF DEATH.

[Nirur Torir]

Decree a mighty fortress/palace built, which shall be the seat of my power.

[poketwo]

Lenglon burnt my...ability to tell the difference between him and wolfchild. Huh.

And burning a town doesn't get you NEARLY to Strongest RtD Character Ever.

Challenge wolfchild to Pokemon Battle!


GREETINGS MORTAL. WELCOME TO THE INFINITE FEATURELESS PLANE OF DEATH.

wolfchild burnt much of the world down, not only that, she is the most powerful current Minimalist RTD character, because of her recent string of luck. also this game is surprisingly calm for a minimalist RTD. I thought this would be chaotic!!!!

[Greenstarfanatic]

Well, what's surprising me right now is a lack of actions made in all caps. Let's fix that.

RECRUIT SATAN AND GO STORM THE OVERWORLD WITH MY NEW UNDEAD LEAGUE.