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[Knit tie]

-sigh-

Anyway, let's save Shadenight some time and say whom we take to our inevitable showdown with Cheerie.
I propose:
-Us
      - Praetorian cog
      - Splinter cog
-Lord Gamington
      - Coghuahua
-6 assault cogs, 3 of which are made of steel
-3 machinegun guardogs
- Dark knight
- Figurehead
- Cowboy succubus
- Elephant wraith
- Hammer cog
- Beastman (the dumb one who was created from an animal, not one of the kids)
That's 20.

We can also have Mauve and wufflecogs follow along.

[Tomcost]

The Silver Wrench: Once out of the Cog-Armour, grants +6 on the turn following the For the Cogs Ability!
The Silver Cog-Armour: +14 for two turns
For the Cogs!: +X where X is the number of Cogs currently in game, only useable once out of the Cog-Armour.

Our powers. Note the +X from the For the Cogs! ability. More cogs: more damage.

[Devastator]

We don't need sweatshop laborers, we have Cogs!  If we need expert advice, we have the summon machine.  Just get, say, an admiral's hat and the blood of an engineer.

You can also totally wield a battleship.  You have her put her hands inside a console that's linked to the guns.  IE, she's manning the turret.

[Tomcost]

Do you realize that creating a battlecruiser would divert a lot of resources that could be used in anything that is not giving massive destruction weapons to a girl we deemed to not be ready to use a magic staff?

[Gamerlord]

Do you realize that creating a battlecruiser would divert a lot of resources that could be used in anything that is not giving massive destruction weapons to a girl we deemed to not be ready to use a magic staff?

SILENCE. NOTHING BUT THE BEST FOR OUR LITTLE GIRL.

[Tomcost]

Ahh, the fragile equilibrium that there is between the different kind of players. I fear what would happen if some of the concience players became abcent just one day.

[Gamerlord]

Sadly, I am one of the conscience players.

Little idea; how do you all feel about going to Veteran's Homes and offering those with missing limbs pr failing bodies cyborgisation in return for service?

[Tomcost]

Sadly, I am one of the conscience players.

Little idea; how do you all feel about going to Veteran's Homes and offering those with missing limbs pr failing bodies cyborgisation in return for service?

As I said, I see you as one of the sillyness inducing players. That doesn't mean that you can't be a conscience players too, but it is something difficult to achieve

Anyway: that is an AWESOME idea. Now we are thinking seriously.

[Gamerlord]

Also we can just hire mercenaries and offer them upgrades.

[Knit tie]

Sadly, I am one of the conscience players.

Little idea; how do you all feel about going to Veteran's Homes and offering those with missing limbs pr failing bodies cyborgisation in return for service?

Then I use my status as one of the sanity players to make you shut up about the goddamn battleship already! Please, stop spamming the thread.

But that idea is very interesting indeed - we need to extrapolate on that.

EDIT: Perhaps we could go to a retirement home for heroes. You know, all the ones who are hidden away by society after they stop being useful. Those sad, miserable bastards who wish they could kick as much ass as they did back in the day. I think they'll agree to our terms.

[Tomcost]

Okay, I'm a consciousness and sanity player, then.

[Gamerlord]

So we're pretty much defined on a good/evil + chaos/order axis then? I'm definitely the resident CG around here then.

[Tomcost]

Not as much as a lawful/chaotic axis, but more like a silly/serious axis.

[Gamerlord]

Ah, so I'm SiG then, while you're SeG.

[Knit tie]

I so wish that Shadenight would give us a poignant moral choice to talk about instead right now.