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[Gamerlord]

DAMMIT OKAY I'LL FUCKING UPDATE IT.

[Imp]

I would rather not us summon another succubus. Imp's wizard is not a bad idea, and all the succubi are beginning to get old.

*slaps Knit tie*
We can never have too many succubi!

Hrm.  Can't say I approve of the slap.  *sics a pack of succubae on Gamerlord*


That said... I fear if we -just- sent succubae on missions, we might lose more than we gained.  (That might work awesomely for certain very small missions though...  those where we expect there to be fewer than 10 total enemy participants and innocent passerby and onlookers.

[Knit tie]

Especially if they are from new Vegas! I mean, vintage comics may be expensive, but they could be useful for fanboy succubi, but at least we have robots and people trapped in robot bodies, too bad they can't suck in metal from their surroundings, oh well, I'm suddenly reminded of bioshock, you know, ADAM?

Wha...?

Anyway, succubi are mostly non-combat units, as their main and probably only ability revolves around seducing enemy units, which, while useful against simple cops and bystanders, does not work so well on everything else, relegating our girls to the role of cannon fodder when they encounter stuff like Mauve or special forces.

But seeing as how you people are all so adamant in summoning a new succubus, perhaps we could sacrifice Cerulean's staff, some of her goo, that book Imp mentioned and some wench blood to summon a scantily clad witch succubus?

[Gamerlord]

Especially if they are from new Vegas! I mean, vintage comics may be expensive, but they could be useful for fanboy succubi, but at least we have robots and people trapped in robot bodies, too bad they can't suck in metal from their surroundings, oh well, I'm suddenly reminded of bioshock, you know, ADAM?

Wha...?

Makes sense if you understand that he's bugging me to update an RtD I run.

[Gamerlord]

I would rather not us summon another succubus. Imp's wizard is not a bad idea, and all the succubi are beginning to get old.

*slaps Knit tie*
We can never have too many succubi!

Hrm.  Can't say I approve of the slap.  *sics a pack of succubae on Gamerlord*

*walks off with succubae pack*

[shadenight123]

You decide to use the SAD system.
You have Cerulean sacrifice her would-be wand -which she does, but not after crying her gooey tears of goo. And a book about becoming a wizard.
And then you stand back and watch.
Cerulean is sobbing without control. You don't really understand why -of course you're going to make her another wand later on...but she won't know it.
The sacrifice is done.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

YIKES.
1d12=1! (And unfortunately, your bonuses aren't enough this time around!)

The light flashes brightly for a moment, before a wave of crackling power makes your hair stick to the back of your neck.
"Who summons me!?" the voice roars. The ground trembles and shakes as papers flutter in the air, twisting and spinning around.

You are under raid!

A cackling mass of arcane energies surrounds a skeletal figure floating in the middle of books. He/She is wearing a magical girl outfit of a bright pink colour, albeit having a long beard and the floating of ancient tablets around him together with the papers ripped by the books.
"I am Song, and you would dare summon me!?" he/she shrieks, waving her wand in front of her...aimed at Cerulean. "The price for that sin is death!"

You just failed your summoning!
Reinforcements (Yours) will arrive in one turn!


Well...this is the first time Cerulean summoned something...and it ended up being quite the summon. Which, unfortunately, she couldn't control.
You could aid Cerulean -otherwise, you could watch her fight alone and probably die...
The summoned creature will leave once it has killed the summoner, so if you do not wish to partake in the fight, just leave.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Twenty. I counted them. Twenty times I tried to post this post for the university internet to refute because of server reasons. I hope this twenty-one works.
That said, yes. You nailed the SAD part of the system finally.

[Knit tie]

Well, damn.

Summon Cog armor, tell Cerulean to run and then shoulder check this thing into the wall.

EDIT: Or better yet, grab it by the sides so that it cannot lift its wand and smash it into the ground repeatedly.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Well, damn.

Summon Cog armor, tell Cerulean to run and then shoulder check this thing into the wall.

1+ definitely.

[Imp]

Well...this is the first time Cerulean summoned something...and it ended up being quite the summon. Which, unfortunately, she couldn't control.
You could aid Cerulean

There is a reason why we are here, and it's not just to watch.

We -are- control.  Cog armor is fine.  Telling Cerulean to run is fine.  Starting our offensive with a shoulder check is fine (+1 to the other suggestion, sure, but I add my own words too).

Defeat it.  In the process, control it.  Destroy it if necessary.



Afterwards discuss focus upon control when summoning with Cerulean.  Our adoptive daughter should not be rolling ones.

[Gamerlord]

Bitchslap this thing back unto from where it came!

[Naryar]

You have an excess of succubi. There is a word for Keepers like you.

Nah, seriously, lay off with the succubi a bit.

Summon a wizard indeed, so we may add magic to the mishmash of our abilities.

[Knit tie]

Summon a wizard indeed, so we may add magic to the mishmash of our abilities.

We already did, now it is trying to kill Cerulean.

[Naryar]

Summon a wizard indeed, so we may add magic to the mishmash of our abilities.

We already did, now it is trying to kill Cerulean.

Oh, seems I'm again 3 posts too late.

Anyways, protect Cerulean. Why are you even bothering to ask, Shadenight ? We ain't gonna let our daughter die.

We should attempt to knockout that lich (if undead aren't immune to stunning) and persuade him to work for us. If it cannot be done... well, we kill him and we get resources. Maybe these books will be good teaching for Magical Girl Cerulean ?

[Tomcost]

Well, damn.

Summon Cog armor, tell Cerulean to run and then shoulder check this thing into the wall.

1+ definitely.

+1.

But tell Cerulean to help in combat. It's time for her to grow up.

[shadenight123]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I bother asking because maybe, one day, you'll say 'yes' by mistake. XD
*Chuckles evilly*

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

1d12=10+14+1(Cerulean)-1(Pure Control Overlord) VS 1d12= 11+6(Power of Song, Fire, And Everything Hurtful!)= 24Vs17 +7!

You shoulder-slam with your Cog armor the 'long bearded' magical girl, tearing her apart and sending her to crash against the wall as a nice splotch of blood.
She/He even makes a 'splat' sound as she/he explodes.
The remains soon burn away, leaving behind nothing but cinders that are swept away by an invisible breeze.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

When you fail a summon, you defeat him and do not gain anything...not even his remains -otherwise you could just 'try' again by reusing the corpse.

The rest of your army barges in then, but the 'problem' has been solved already.
Cerulean sobs, a hiccup already starting once more.