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[Gamerlord]

I'd prefer it if Cerulean didn't get a taste for sadism, so if we give it to her, can we make her not torture it?

[Knit tie]

How is it even fucking possible for us to suck that hard.

Seriously.

We haven't summoned what we wanted, like, ever.

[escaped lurker]

How is it even fucking possible for us to suck that hard.

Seriously.

We haven't summoned what we wanted, like, ever.

Minus succubi, mind me. Wait a sec...

Let us summon the next one with the newly aquired booze!

Will it call forth a drunken seductress, or - mind the booze origin - a prim and somewhat proper dixie-lady of old? well, either that or a trailer-park-girl...
Ahem - the possibilities, dear gents, we must explore them!

[Knit tie]

Actually, a pet/magical familiar for Cerulean is not that bad. We just need to tell her to treat Mauve nicely. That is, after we interrogate her.

And when Cerulean becomes a Dark Advisor, Mauve can be her sidekick!

And really, looking at the hesitation/result ratio of our summonings so far, I propose that we next sacrifice the corpse of Cheerie, stuffed with plutonium and magical crystals. After we parade it victoriously through the streets, of course.

[Cattani]

Damn.
We sacrifice a truckload of shit in order to get what we want = failure.
We sacrifice JUST THE NECESSARY to get what we want = failure.

Well whatever. Let's sacrifice a bunch of money and seaweed next time, who knows.

BUILD MORE COGS.

Also Imp in the training grounds.

[Knit tie]

We just need to remember to never sacrifice anything cute again.

Build more assault cogs.

[Imp]

Thank you all for not expounding hate upon me for my suggestion not (obviously) leading to the desired path.

I.... cannot claim dissatisfaction at seeing my namesake enter play.  For whatever short time it may survive.

[Detoxicated]

This shouldn't be so bad, I suggest we fuse some mutagens into this imp. So why don't you give her some snake genes...

[10ebbor10]

We sacrifice a truckload of shit in order to get what we want = failure.
We sacrifice JUST THE NECESSARY to get what we want = failure.

When did this happen? I'm pretty sure all summonings result in people adding and adding stuff.

[sjm9876]

I'll just bring up the failed dwarf incidence, when Shadenight specifically stated that adding more and more stuff made things worse.
(Not pointing blame at all here, just reminding people.)

[Knit tie]

We sacrifice a truckload of shit in order to get what we want = failure.
We sacrifice JUST THE NECESSARY to get what we want = failure.

When did this happen? I'm pretty sure all summonings result in people adding and adding stuff.

They do.

Anyway, here's proposal for the next summoning: the spikiest suit of armor we have in our luxury collection + a black cape + blood of the fan we got from the concert.

And then we pump the resulting ice-cream vendor or something full of Knighthowl mutagen.


And I also suggest we spend this turn building a training grounds in our base.

[Gamerlord]

We sacrifice a truckload of shit in order to get what we want = failure.
We sacrifice JUST THE NECESSARY to get what we want = failure.

When did this happen? I'm pretty sure all summonings result in people adding and adding stuff.

They do.

Anyway, here's proposal for the next summoning: the spikiest suit of armor we have in our luxury collection + a black cape + blood of the fan we got from the concert.

And then we pump the resulting ice-cream vendor or something full of Knighthowl mutagen.


And I also suggest we spend this turn building a training grounds in our base.

Better idea; instead of the blood we sacrifice all of the Knighthowl mutagen we have. I think that will be a pretty hefty reward.

[Knit tie]

We sacrifice a truckload of shit in order to get what we want = failure.
We sacrifice JUST THE NECESSARY to get what we want = failure.

When did this happen? I'm pretty sure all summonings result in people adding and adding stuff.

They do.

Anyway, here's proposal for the next summoning: the spikiest suit of armor we have in our luxury collection + a black cape + blood of the fan we got from the concert.

And then we pump the resulting ice-cream vendor or something full of Knighthowl mutagen.


And I also suggest we spend this turn building a training grounds in our base.

Better idea; instead of the blood we sacrifice all of the Knighthowl mutagen we have. I think that will be a pretty hefty reward.

Maybe we mutate the fan and then sacrifice his blood?

[Gamerlord]

We sacrifice a truckload of shit in order to get what we want = failure.
We sacrifice JUST THE NECESSARY to get what we want = failure.

When did this happen? I'm pretty sure all summonings result in people adding and adding stuff.

They do.

Anyway, here's proposal for the next summoning: the spikiest suit of armor we have in our luxury collection + a black cape + blood of the fan we got from the concert.

And then we pump the resulting ice-cream vendor or something full of Knighthowl mutagen.


And I also suggest we spend this turn building a training grounds in our base.

Better idea; instead of the blood we sacrifice all of the Knighthowl mutagen we have. I think that will be a pretty hefty reward.

Maybe we mutate the fan and then sacrifice his blood?

No, the entire point of the sacrifice would be that we're giving up all of Knighthowl.

[Detoxicated]

The blood of the fan should not be very powerful as there is no important resonance of emotions.