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[Knit tie]

I think we really need to focus on our technological base in the upcoming missions. And send Gamington onto the destruction one with a full menagerie. We need to explain to him that we know he does not like the wanton carnage the beasts produce, but by the time he arrives at the mission, Cheerie's minions will have already killed all the innocents there.

[shadenight123]

You upgraded the Ship to become a Back-Up Base in case of Major FUBAR acquired

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The left wrist is acting up again.
On a plus note the ergonomic keyboard will arrive in three/four days.

Your wench appears to be well fed and happy, if a bit...
"Can I leave?"
"No." A snailman replies.
"Can I leave?"
"No."
"Can I leave?"
"no."
"Can I leave?"
"No."
"Can I not leave?"
"Yes."
The Wench looks at the snailman with a dirty look. Then, she gazes at you.
"You can't leave," you bring your hands up. "Ask something else."
"Can I watch television?" she pouts.
"Uhm..."
"Or can I study? I have college you know, I'm working as a Luchadores-bar wench part time to pay my tuition for college and I would like to..."
"Yes, you can study," you nod. "Uhm...what about tutoring? Could you tutor someone too?"
"Oh, yes, actually I'm studying to become a teacher..."
You maniacally laugh with pleasure.
"EXCELLEEEENTTTT. I just needed a private tutor for my daughter and the kids, you see...someone with an unbiased view..." you smile and then unchain the girl. "IT's not like you can escape from here anyway. Just to be on the safe side of the force however..."
You attach a giant iron ball to her ankle. "There. No running away."
She looks at you with a contrite expression.
"Really?"
"Yes." You nod. "Have fun and...well...I do have a lot of money just laying around unused. You can take a bucket or two for college!"
"Better than selling blood," she mumbles, before giving a hesitant nod. "All right...I'm in."
"Excellent..."
And with that, Cerulean is pretty much settled even for college.
Ah, it warms your heart to think about her bright future.
You didn't even ask the Wench's name but...does it actually matter?
"My name isn't Wench, you know," she mutters acidly. "It's...Charoline."
"Charoline? Like Gasoline only with 'Char'?"
"..."

You head over to the sacrifice system, and upon it you sacrifice...
"BY THE BEARD OF ODIN AND THE BLOOD OF THE NAZGHUL! I SUMMON YOU FORTH...SOMETHING MANLY!"

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since no blood was specified, I assume you are referring to the Wench Blood.

What appears next in a flash of light is...
A She.
You're pretty sure by the way she holds on to her axe and her...wooden forms appear that...wait, she's...
You summoned a Figurehead!
She is wearing a loincloth to cover her indecencies however...more like she's been painted a loincloth over her wooden asexuate lower side.
"Crack." She utters out, lacking vocal chords.
"Crack?"
"Creak."
"Creak?"
"Crack. Creak. Crock..." then she coughs out splinters.
"Ah...splinters in the throat." You nod sagely. "Happens all the time."

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I'll reiterate one last time, because I don't want to seem like the Evil Bad Gm who blocks the players. Most recipes are generic. Deadbody+magic= Zombie.
Blood of Wench+something= Succubus+specialization.
You can summon a barbarian with simply Two Ingredients...

You are still in Upkeep. Build Guardogs, Wuffle-cogs...or try to build Hammer-Cogs?

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as stated above, wrist starts acting up once more...might be better by tomorrow hopefully...it's clearly tied to the weather though (Raining soonish here)

[3man75]

gaurd dog's anyone?

Also let's make some zombies in the future...with battle axes part of it.

[Tomcost]

Guardogs

Also, what the fuck have we just summoned?

[3man75]

Guardogs

Also, what the fuck have we just summoned?

A tribes woman? can we get a better picture GM?

[Knit tie]

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since no blood was specified, I assume you are referring to the Wench Blood.

No! No! I meant regular blood! From a steak or something! Not wench blood! Fuck! What the fuck! What the fuck is this figurehead shit anyway?! How the hell is it supposed to fight!? Fuck!

As for the wench, cogify her. Jamming metal into one's body does not tamper with his genetic structure.

[shadenight123]

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She does have an axe though...imagine a wooden golem with an axe.

[Tomcost]

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since no blood was specified, I assume you are referring to the Wench Blood.

No! No! I meant regular blood! From a steak or something! Not wench blood! Fuck! What the fuck! What the fuck is this figurehead shit anyway?! How the hell is it supposed to fight!? Fuck!

As for the wench, cogify her. Jamming metal into one's body does not tamper with his genetic structure.

I wouldn't risk doing that, really.

Pseudo edit: well, I think that she will suffice

[3man75]

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She does have an axe though...imagine a wooden golem with an axe.

Oh well that sounds pretty badass actually.

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since no blood was specified, I assume you are referring to the Wench Blood.

No! No! I meant regular blood! From a steak or something! Not wench blood! Fuck! What the fuck! What the fuck is this figurehead shit anyway?! How the hell is it supposed to fight!? Fuck!

As for the wench, cogify her. Jamming metal into one's body does not tamper with his genetic structure.

4 f-bombs. An no leave char..whatever her name was alone. Don't cogify her unless we do something with the kids. Let's give them at least ONE normal human around them. Besides i don't want a freak accident like psysquid around them.

[Cattani]

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since no blood was specified, I assume you are referring to the Wench Blood.

No! No! I meant regular blood! From a steak or something! Not wench blood! Fuck! What the fuck! What the fuck is this figurehead shit anyway?! How the hell is it supposed to fight!? Fuck!

As for the wench, cogify her. Jamming metal into one's body does not tamper with his genetic structure.

I wouldn't risk doing that, really.

Pseudo edit: well, I think that she will suffice

Maybe she don't need to be cognified. It's not like we're sending her on missions. But if people want that, so be it. I just think we should find those cognification enhancers Psysquid told us some pages ago.

[Tomcost]

Yep, we should get them some time.

[Naryar]

attempt to build hammer-cogs ! If we succeed we have another specialized unit and if we fail... we don't lose much.

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since no blood was specified, I assume you are referring to the Wench Blood.

No! No! I meant regular blood! From a steak or something! Not wench blood! Fuck! What the fuck! What the fuck is this figurehead shit anyway?! How the hell is it supposed to fight!? Fuck!

lolololololol @ your reaction

Oh well, a female wood golem barbarian is better than a steel piggybank.

Next time let's sacrifice a riddle and a bar of steel.

Riddle being written in Norse runes onto tanned bear/wolf hide, of course.

[Knit tie]

When I say "cogify" I mean "cogify after we acquire enough bonuses for it to be extremely unlikely to fail", of course. So no cogification right now. I just feel sorry for the poor girl, she is the only one in our lair who is not happy...

4 f-bombs.

Boy, I fail absolutely epically at summoning stuff, don't I? I tried summoning a dorf, I ended up getting a whatever the hell IT was, I try summoning a barbarian, I get a thing barbarians put on the noses of their ships. What's next? I think I should just stop giving summonng suggestions.

attempt to build hammer-cogs ! If we succeed we have another specialized unit and if we fail... we don't lose much.

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since no blood was specified, I assume you are referring to the Wench Blood.

No! No! I meant regular blood! From a steak or something! Not wench blood! Fuck! What the fuck! What the fuck is this figurehead shit anyway?! How the hell is it supposed to fight!? Fuck!

lolololololol @ your reaction

And I thought I'd never get to see leetspeak being used on this forum.

Anyway, let's build some hammercogs for hammertime!

[Imp]

I'm happy, and highly amused, at the figurehead.

See seems  somewhat Viking to me.  She could even be a Valkyrie, though without wings.  Valkyries are scary-nasty-awesome in battle, they decide who dies (the name literally means 'Choosers of the slain' - they are connected to fate and deciding who dies) and then take the souls to Valhala - the Viking-styled paradise.  And get this - they go for picking heroes in a really big way.  )

Even if she's not a Valkyrie, she still seems Viking.  Vikings are sometimes berserkers!  Berserkers are awesome. 

Our figurehead is awesome. Simply having a figurehead is awesome.  Figureheads are known for giving their side awesome defensive bonuses - that's why you HAVE figureheads.  That's what they were carved onto the ships for - they were the eyes of the ship and helped it avoid danger, they were the personification of the ship and allowed it to find its own way.

Just having a figurehead gives me warm fuzzies.  Knit, you don't fail at summoning suggestions.  You're just going overboard.  Think small, if you want something predictable.  Think core and essence.

However, to me, Knit tie, you have NOT failed at summoning.  Sure you haven't gotten what you wanted specifically, but you've gotten awesome stuff.  At very, very very least, you've gotten stuff that we could lose without losing something better - and that is even awesome too.

[Gamerlord]

Next time let's use a steak, an axe and a helmet. Might get ourselves a viking-bull-thing. That'd be cool.