You build four more guardogs.
Then, you head towards the Sad System.
You then grab the remaining rotten corpses and throw it together with broken cog scraps and a magical crystal.
You clear your throat.
"BY all the souls claimed thus far! Answer my call, evilness incarnated into a compact system of sacrifice and benefit!
Grant me something shiny and that works to smite my foes! Grant me anything that doesn't want to eat me alive or suck my soul out of my body!
Pretty please, give me something lethal!"
The answer is a blind flashing light -really, you should start wearing sunglasses when you perform the summoning- and at the end of it, you stare at what remains.
It's...well, it's...
You stare at a pulsing mountain of flesh mixed with light pale energies that blobs around...it's sort-of like a blob, with a pulsing core of steel and magic, surrounded by flesh melted from all the sides to make it look like a pustule ready to explode.
You have no idea what the hell it is, but it does seem scary enough...or at least, disgusting enough.
"Blorbleblorbleblorble."
"I'll call you Blorble."
You summoned a Blorble!Current army (if something's missing add it, the Wiki doesn't bite)
Your legs take you to the mission room, where Psysquid awkwardly reads the scrolls and sighs. "Very well," he acquiesces. "Your evilness...here are the following missions."
The city chosen is Supbzzttt Brave City1) Defeat the HEROES Association Leader. Destruction. "This...well, this is supposed to be the
endgame mission your evilness but...we aren't ready yet," Psysquid mutters. "I don't know how it could have possibly been placed here, of all things,"
Heroic HeroES present. Special Forces present. Security Guards Present. "I really wouldn't even try to think about doing it."
2) Attack the Brave City orphanage. Free the children. Control. Psysquid actually whistles at this one, "Well, they really do care about the children I suppose...'think of children' indeed..."
Hero present. Special Forces present. Security present.3) Tell the world you're back, alive, and still pumping. Mixed. "This is actually the easiest one of the bunch, your evilness," Psysquid remarks. "I mean...it's just spreading around leaflets saying Knighthowl didn't defeat us in the streets...even the Behemoth catfishes could do it...if they hatched, that is."
Police present. Low chance of Hero present. Low chance of Special forces present.Cerulean gazes at you. "Dad? Can I come too if we go to the orphanage?"
Chemista snorts. "Why is there a 'free' the children? They're all future possible heroes," Chemista retorts. "I say we put the increased forces to good use and torch the place down...possibly with the humans still inside."
"That is completely out of our standards!" Gamington bellows. "We must save them!"
Psysquid politely coughs, "How about we just let the evilness that is the Overlord decide? Personally, I think he will choose to mutate them, but what do I know...I'm just prescient," he smiles then. "It's your call, your evilness."
Final words
Remember Two things.
A mission 'control' has success depending on the 'Control bonus' but the battles are Destruction only. So an only control one might not work out very well if a battle breaks out. (A long-term battle for example, where the highest bonuses are used and it becomes attrition, results favorably on the defending forces)
Secondly, I'm teasing and at the same time being serious. Want to try your hand at number one? Go and do it. If you feel ready and if you're lucky, you might even win.