2) Mission Chosen: Steal the Scrapyard!
3) Squad chosen: Psysquid, One Hydraulic Succubi (Never forget the Hydraulic!), 8 Cog-Minions (No need to be stingy on numbers. Always fill the squad of ten if you can. Each Cog-Minion has a 0.25 bonus on both Destruction and Control!)
4) Enjoy the Ensuing carnage
SQUID-CARNAGE!
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"Onwards to glory, you insufferable mechanical instruments!" Psysquid says, his right hand flapping its tentacles around as the Zeppelin departs.
"I'm going to get all dirty in the scrapyard, nuhhh," the Succubi moans, "Won't someone clean--"
Psysquid spits ink on the Succubi. "Shut up and get back to work!"
"Meanie!"
"Cog-cog-Cog, We are the Cogs, We are the Cogs..."
Destruction Only Mission
1d12= 5+0.5 (Psysquid is a Mixed Hero!?)+2 (Hydraulics, gotta love Hydraulics-Especially sexy Hydraulics) + 2 (Cog-Minions!) = 9.5!
Enemy Reaction!?
1d12=8! The Police knows you're here! Of course, they have to save the kittens first...
The Cog Minions dutifully start pushing all the scraps they can aboard the Zeppelin, as hooks and cables are connected to the biggest objects.
Yet at a certain point...when all is nearly finished...
"STOP! IN THE NAME OF THE LAW!" a patrol car roars in, and two policemen descend! They take out their guns and point them at your men!
"Oh no, Law has a name?!" Psysquid deadpans, "Is it...Miranda?"
"Can I play with them?" The Succubi exclaims, flapping her wings a bit like a fluttering chick.
"No, first go the Cog-Minions."
The Evil Overlord Battle-System and You, or 'How the Hell is it this simple!?'Battle is a Destruction Only feature. In order, first go the Mooks, then the Dark Minions then the Dark Advisor. If available, Dark Advisors/Overlord/Dark Minions will use their abilities first. Abilities can be used Only Once, but generally that is because they have a high bonus.
The Cog Minions charge! The Tophat wearing Lord Gamington thrusts his cane forward and dances!
1d12=8+2(Cog-Minions! And a Dancing Gamington) Vs Policemen armed with Hope and Guns 1d12= 11+0.5(Buddy System) +(0.5 Guns!)= 12!
End result: -2!
They are not very effective, and one lucky bullet takes out, ricocheting, two Cog-Minions. Actually, it should have been four, but the bullet missed because Gamington simply danced out of the way.
Their brave souls shall forever be remembered. And someone stop the tophat-wearing Cog-minion for the love of normality!
"You're both naughty boys!" the Hydraulic Succubus snarls next.
And she goes on the Corrupt Try!
1d12= 8+2(I'm a Succubi Girl, In a Succubi World...)+1(Is the enemy male? Check) +6 (Ability-Corrupting The Honest turns me on) vs 1d12= 9 + 1(It's not the time to flirt with the enemy!) = 17Vs10 =7 Win!
"Ah...my beautiful angel..." he sighs dreamily, dropping his gun.
"What? John! Snap out of it! Remember the buddy system!"
"Now, if you please...it's my turn." And Psysquid cracks his hands and tentacles, before bringing up his right arm.
"FEEL THE POWER OF THE FORCE!" scrap begins to float, the jagged edges glinting dangerously as they slowly start to fly and circle around the remaining guard.
1d12= 11+2 (Psysquid-It's Natural Psychotic Psychiatric Psycho-Power!)+ 6 (the Special Ability Damage)vs 1d12= 3 - 0.5 (Buddy system Critical Failure!) + 1(My Gun is my trusted Friend) = 13 Vs 3.5 = 9.5
The remaining guard is slowly squeezed and pin cushioned by the jagged edges of the scraps laying around. Then Psysquid closes his fist and snarls victoriously.
"CTHULHU FTGAHN!" and with that he turns, giving his back to the subsequent explosion of the police car...because cool Squids don't look at explosions.
Putting on his sunglasses, he smirks.
"Let's get the Scrapyard out of here!"
5) Weather the Storm
You are happily enjoying watching the special 'How to make a perfect poison' with Chemista, when the program is interrupted by an urgent news.
"ATTENTION- ATTENTION! Today, a massive explosion rocked the old scrapyard of Town Named-A! The population is scrambling for safety measures, as the policemen are in the dark. Earlier this day, a call was dispatched to investigate the strange Zeppelin floating over the scrapyard. When a patrol went to check, they were assuredly assaulted! We have yet to find proof, but this symbol was left on the place of the carnage."
A Bunny smoking a Cigar flashes on the screen -somewhat that symbol is extremely familiar to you...but you just can't place it.
"Is a new Evil Overlord moving around? The hero population is being alerted, and now for other news Miss Kitty-Cat has been rescued by the brave policemen who are now..."
6) Downkeep
"What do you mean, you lost two Cog-Minions!?" Chemista snarls. "I never would have lost two minions! And again, another human!?" she bellows.
"I acted with class and defeated the enemy," Psysquid deadpans. Then he gives a strange look to the half-dazed human guard that the Hydraulic succubus is hugging as if he were a teddy bear. "It's not my fault she got herself a pet again."
"As always your sheer evilness of an Overlord..." Chemista rolls her eyes, before being pushed away by Psysquid who takes the spotlight.
"Your supreme Evilness! Now what do we do!?"
You have acquired resource: Scraps
You have acquired: Human Police Officer.
Psysquid Ability discovered: "Psychic Powers!"You are now in Downkeep
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