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Re: Evil Overlord - A suggestion Game
« Reply #390 on: August 29, 2013, 09:50:37 pm »

I'd like to see what happens when we sacrifice one or more cogs.  I expect we need to wait a bit for that, other things to sacrifice first, but wanted to get it on the list.
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« Reply #391 on: August 29, 2013, 10:26:44 pm »

I'd like to see what happens when we sacrifice one or more cogs.  I expect we need to wait a bit for that, other things to sacrifice first, but wanted to get it on the list.

Seems like a good first magical sacrifice.
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« Reply #392 on: August 29, 2013, 11:07:07 pm »

It's okay for our character to genuinely love her, just so long as in the end we love ourself more.
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« Reply #393 on: August 30, 2013, 12:29:11 am »

My opinion on our emotions is that, due to amnesia, we are currently unsure about our morality, love and everything else. The overlord simply does not know whether he genuinely likes his minions or is just spinning a web of lies when he acts affectionately towards them. Supporting my point of view is the update when the succubi got killed, where His Evilness appears to be convincing himself that he shouldn't be concerned about his Dark Minions' deaths but is being so anyway. Perhaps he is a heroic person made into an evil masterming by Chemista, perhaps the opposite is true, but right now the overlord has no clear opinion on his underlings.

That said, if our overall philosophy is that of absolute hedonism, that is, assigning values to things based solely on how much personal satisfaction and enjoyment we can procure from them, then it is fully possible that we become affectionate towards some of our minions as being in their company brings us happiness and begin valuing their lives high enough to be concerned about their well-being, rather than viewing them as tools.

I think we still have standards though. No random pointless murder is one of them.
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Re: Evil Overlord - A suggestion Game
« Reply #394 on: August 30, 2013, 02:27:53 am »

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"So, Lord Gamington?" you ask, walking into Gamington's laboratory where the dancing Flesh Cog is currently busy working. "What exactly are you doing here?"
"Oh your Overlordness! I'm trying to make a better Cog! An Upgraded Cog! A Superior Cog!" then he slumps down, "But I need better materials! Scraps only go this far! Steel, Iron, anything strong! I'd say Tungsten, but we don't have Tungsten! Ah...I'll dance my pain away, thunz-thunz-thunz!" Disco beats start to play around his 'workshop'.
"All right, I get it," you reply, "I'll find you some strong material!"
"Thank you, your Overlordness! Once you find them, what you want them to be is just a matter of words away!" and with that, he happily returns to shaking his hips while clanking against the metallic scraps...which he has arranged to form a set of drums.

You enter Psysquid's area -the submarine bay- to find him currently overseeing the operations for the steam engine being placed in the Submarine. He is wearing a pipe, a large bonnet, and a tweed jacket that makes him look like an old sea captain. He even has a fake stubble-beard attached.
"Your Evil Overlordness!" Psysquid remarks, "It is good to see you," he takes a puff. "Seaweed?" he offers another pipe.
"No thanks," you reply.
"As you wish," he returns to smoking. There's a clank, suddenly a metal pipe bursts, sending highly condensed steam on the Cog-Minions below. Or at least it should, if not for Psysquid putting his right hand up and squeezing it, closing the pipe with his Psychic powers.
"Your Evil Overlordness, we will be ready for our first submarine mission soon, if that is your wish. I'd suggest finding something better than coal though...you know, maybe magical fuel sources?"
"I'll look into that," you reply.

"Your Evilness Incarnated," Chemista says smoothly as you descend into her laboratory, "Is something the matter?"
"DO I really have to convert humans into monsters?" you ask, curiosity taking the better of you.
"Of course you do," Chemista rolls her eyes. "DO you know why?"
"Why?"
"Because loyalty cannot be bought from humans, of course. It is a silly notion to think humans can trust each others. Monsters instead do. They have a...shall we say a link of trust? Between each other of the same species. Just look to Psysquid and Squidconda...they never met, but Squidconda cherishes Psysquid...even if the opposite isn't true. And that much will repeat for each Squidconda created. Because to the animal kingdom the strongest rules, and to the monster kingdom the strongest monster commands. And as the Overlord, you are the strongest monster."
"But what if I don't want a human to turn into a blob of melted Dna?"
"That was a slip of the hand," Chemista retorts, "And, frankly, now I have better lab equipment. Furthermore, it's a little price to pay for powerful creatures, right? Powerful and clearly loyal creatures," she adds. "And, let's face it, humans aren't really worth it."
You nod.
"Good! Now, your evilness, concerning Cerulean...maybe it would be better to keep her off missions for a while? She's just a child after all, and I'm sure killing someone for the first time -someone Human, since she was a hero before- might have finally taken the toll on her. Maybe she'll realize killing Cogs or monsters is no different than killing humans...one can only hope she'll realize the irony of it all, right?"
"She's twelve."
"She's a Side-Kick, an ex magical girl, and my apprentice. I'm not going to cuddle her and tell her the world is a beautiful place of love and friendship. Because it isn't. People backstab each others, humans backstab each other repeatedly. You can only trust others in your same position. You can only trust monsters."
Troubled, you acknowledge her words and then leave. She was having quite the heated wording over it all.

You look at yourself in the mirror.
Your beautiful iron-copper like robes with golden interweaving, your mask that resembles tightly connected cogs that barely let your eyes -dark- show through, your hair... is covered by the cog-like mask, and that's all you see.
You never remove your robes or your mask after all. They're key to being an Overlord. No worthy of respect Overlord would ever remove his Overlord robes after all.
Are you human? No, Chemista said so herself. Can't trust humans. She wouldn't have saved you had you being human. So you're a monster. Maybe you're a sexy piece of Incubus? You're clearly the most beautiful Overlord ever, so it might be that...or you're a male Nymph. A sexy, metallic-liking Male Nymph.
Who knows.

You put a coin into the Steel Piggybank.
It clinks, and the Piggybank goes Oink.
Nothing seems to happen, so you put another coin.
"Oink."
Nothing yet? One more.
"Oink!"
Now the Steel Piggybank rattles a bit, before...
Wait, is it growing?
Yes it is! Now the Steel Piggybank is as tall as a medium-sized Dog!
"Oink, Oink!" it bellows with grace.
Five seconds later, it returns to its normal cat-size.
"Never question the SAD system," you mutter to yourself shaking your head. Never.
But you do ask Chemista about it.
"Well, the SAD system is an intelligent system that feeds upon the user's grief, evilness and sacrificial instinct to achieve a summoning of a creature suited to those needs. Considering a Steel Piggybank was summoned by sacrificing a Bundle of money, it is probably an ironic jab at you, your evil overlordness."
"What? Why?"
"You don't give value to money, it doesn't have a history and frankly, we don't personally care about money one way or another. Sure, it has its uses, but they're inconsequential. So the SAD system saw all of that and probably told you to 'Save up' either enough money or things to make the sacrifice worthwhile. That's why you summoned a Steel Piggybank...the System basically summoned something...sarcastic."
"Isn't there a better system?"
"Heroes use the PSALM system. Performance-Summon-A-Light-Minion. But really, heroes are stupid. True power comes only from sacrifice."
You excuse yourself once more after that.

Cerulean's FLUFFY RABBIT is taken from her room -where there is a disturbing collection of photos of heroes all marked with bull's eyes points- and brought to Chemista while the Goo-Girl is elsewhere.
"Succubus mutagen, on the rabbit?"
"Yep."
"Are you sure, your evilness?"
"Yep."
"On Cerulean's rabbit?"
"Yep."
"Might as well try out the equipment." With a shrug, the rabbit is strapped and the mutagen injected.
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The rabbit squirms for a bit, before suddenly going limp. You stare as his fur goes softer and softer, and small bat-like wings emerge from his back. He grows two tiny horns and develops a...wait, a six-pack of small breasts?
Too much information, too much...
Then Chemista let the bunny go, and it flaps its wings now before starting to float at your eye-level.
It's looking at you.
The Bunnubi is looking at you.
"Ehm...go back to Cerulean's room?"
"Mom, have you seen my bun-" Cerulean stills halfway into the room, staring at the flying bunny.
"Surprise?" Chemista hazards.
You suddenly feel very cold.
"What have you done to Mr. Buffle-Wuffle-Truffle?"
Oh, she has your same naming habit. How cute!
"Interweaved his genes with those of a Succubus, you know, like your other mother..."
"Ah," then Cerulean blinks. "COOL! and with that, she proceeds to hug you both with her Goo-like body.
One day she'll become a teenager. That day is not now.
"Thank you Dad! Thank you mom! Aw. Let's go Bufflewuffletruffle! Let's see who runs faster now!"
With a squicky sound, the Bunnubi follows out behind Cerulean. But it stops in the doorway...
And gazes back at you.
Somehow, that gaze is actually unnerving.

You sigh in relief. Everything is going fine and smoothly, now to corrupt the scientist.
"Hello, mister Scientist."
"I have a name, you know," the man bitterly replies.
"Names mean nothing. We'll give you a new one. We also have an excellent medical insurance. And your first mutation is free of charge. What would you like to be crossed with? A squid? A Crab? We even have Whale!"
"Human, thank you very much."
"Humans are boring, mister Scientist."
"You're human too."
"No, I am not. I am an Overlord. We can appear humans, but we aren't, not really. We're more of a mass of evil condensed into a humanoid body to bring forth devastation, destruction and generally evil-acting upon the world."
"I'm not going to work for you. I have a contract with Starch Industries."
"It's null and void. You're working for me now."
"Never."
"Never say never..." you smile, and then begin listing the benefits of being a Minion.
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Five minutes later, he's convinced. He caved in pretty quickly.
"Good! Now stay here until we get the right mutagen for you!"
And with that you leave him in your ultra-secure cell for good guys.
Which is a hole in the ground inside your lair, right next to the Behemoth Catfishes' nesting area.

Two eggs are actually in the nesting area, and you smile watching them. Soon you'll have Five Catfishes...you just can't wait!
Squidconda is, once more, missing from her water tank. You find her swimming in the submarine bay water...and you don't really want to question how she got in there or why.
You do notice Psysquid standing in his tweed jacket smoking on the dock though, rather than swimming.
The fact squidconda is hissing to Psysquid, and he replies...makes for an interesting scene.
"hisssss."
"No, I am fine here, on the shore."
"HISSSSSS."
"No, I will not enter the water. I do not care about dry skin."
"HISSSSSS."
"No, I will not let you have my eggs."
"HISSSssss."
"Thank you, but no, I will not act as the 'Alpha Male'."
"HISsssss..."
"That's because you're too grabby. If you promise not to try and constrict me, then I will swim...eventually."
"HissssssssSSSSS?"
"No, no, and no. We are different species. Stay the hell away from my bed."
"HISSSSS!"
"No, I don't care that your watertank is too far away from me. I like it that way personally."
"Hissss..."
"Don't you start crying! I'm not going to be moved by tears!"
You leave before it escalates.

Upkeep

When you wake up the next morning, you watch as the Steel Piggybank trots off behind the Bunnubi, while Cerulean slowly follows the two with a bright smile on her face. You try your best to ignore the watertank in the living room -how the hell did it get there? or the Squidconda hissing at Psysquid currently eating a butter toast.
You try hard to ignore Lord Gamington playing a waltz with Cog-Minion, and Chemista's slow digestion of something living inside of her. The Cog-Minions 'Cog' in the distance.
Looks like a normal dysfunctional family.
Somehow, that does warm your Evil heart a bit...but just a tiny bit.
Then it's mission time, and Psysquid narrows his eyes before grimacing.
"Your Overlordness..."

Choose a Mission

1) Assault the Asylum. Mixed. "Five potential Heroic Heroes are being brought up at the Asylum. We must stop this from happening, or fighting Heroes might get progressively tougher." Security Present. Heroic Hero present. High Chance of Special Forces present.
2) Hijack a radio tower. Control. "Radio towers have the most interesting bits inside!" Gamington exclaims, "We could find out bits and pieces of news from the rest of the world that are kept secret!" Low chance of security being present
3) 'Smooth over' the sea floor. Destruction. "Sometimes breaking apart the sea floor yields some old and forgotten stuff," Chemista remarks. "Maybe crystals, maybe minerals, maybe nothing." Cake-Walk. Submarine Mission.
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Re: Evil Overlord - A suggestion Game
« Reply #395 on: August 30, 2013, 02:40:10 am »

Mission 3 implies artifacts and metals that would be useful. So I'd vote for that. Now we can do a second mission too, I'm really tempted by Mission 1, but if we do go, I think we should be present.
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« Reply #396 on: August 30, 2013, 02:43:34 am »

1) We'd have 5 less Heroic Heroes to worry about. They haven't fully developed yet, either.
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« Reply #397 on: August 30, 2013, 02:44:48 am »

This particular vote withdrawn for now.

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« Reply #398 on: August 30, 2013, 02:54:26 am »

I am tempted to do mission 1, but we would need to bring our absolute best there, possibly even our evil self along with, well, whatever we have that is both powerful and wouldn't break out heart when it is ground into a meat slurry by whatever violent lunatic that Heroic Hero is.
Do not bring Cerulean. Her friends we can put into our zeppelin and transport back to her to be corrupted at our leisure.

But that is considering that we do mission 1, which might be suicidal with our current low-quality mooks. So I say we should prospect the sea floor instead and upgrade our cogs.

And try to explain to Gamington that, countrary to his own request as it is, Cerulean should be his sidekick and nobody else's. He is the only one of our Dark Advisors who is adverse to killing (unlike Psysquid) and cares about human monster life (unlike Chemista), and so is our best bet and not letting our adopted daughter turn into the next Arya Stark.
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« Reply #399 on: August 30, 2013, 03:04:53 am »

I would probably say gamington for mission 1, due to his lance, and dancing the pain away. It could come in very useful.
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« Reply #400 on: August 30, 2013, 03:12:08 am »

Question: can we send monsters on 'mixed' missions?

We have the bunnibi and squidaconda



3) Kidnap some scientists. Control.
Moderate Chance of Hero. Security Present.

That was the mission we sent Psysquid, 2 succubi and 7 cogs to. Only Psysquid returned.

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1) Assault the Asylum. Mixed.
Security Present. Heroic Hero present. High Chance of Special Forces present.

That's the mission #1 we're currently being offered. And we have no more succibi.

If we do mission 1, we must accept the possibility of losing the entire team, plus the zeppelin. Unless we can bring the monsters, it simply seems a bad gamble to me.



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Asylum

That's where Cerulean's team went. My guess is that they found a replacement member, and they're becoming heroic because they're becoming reforged as per the broken-->get better rules. Which unfortunately means not only that there will be five heroic heroes on the loose...they'll be gunning for us specifically.

If we're going to deal with this now...unfortunately she has to go. To talk to them.

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« Reply #401 on: August 30, 2013, 03:28:13 am »

Dispatch Psyquid in the submarine to R'lyeh mission 3.
Dispatch Gamington in the zeppelin to mission 2, with additional instructions to bring back any loose humans he finds.
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This seems sane, effective, and fun for me.

Hopefully we'll get another crack at those 5 heroettes someday.  After all, growing up takes a lot of time....

And time's going to make us stronger faster, if things go well
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« Reply #402 on: August 30, 2013, 03:33:19 am »

I'm not so sure now. I'm undecided between letting it go and doing what I first proposed, or having Cerulean go with Chemista to do mission #1. If they can get past the heroic hero and talk to her old team...remind them that they were all orphans, show them that she has a mother now and "please don't take that away from me" ...we might be able to remove them from the equation permanently.

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« Reply #403 on: August 30, 2013, 04:27:40 am »

I'm not so sure now. I'm undecided between letting it go and doing what I first proposed, or having Cerulean go with Chemista to do mission #1. If they can get past the heroic hero and talk to her old team...remind them that they were all orphans, show them that she has a mother now and "please don't take that away from me" ...we might be able to remove them from the equation permanently.
The previous encounter made pretty clear that they didn't like us. Or her. A few days of indoctrination are unlikely to help that. And I really don't want to loose our team, which we probably will. We only have a single Dark Minion, after all.

I vote for mission 2 and mission 3. With the addendum that we first transmit a little information on the radio station. An evil announcement so to speak. Completely truthfull of course. Suggested text later.

On a side note, please remember that Psysquid isn't perfect. His Presentience can fail.
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« Reply #404 on: August 30, 2013, 05:45:47 am »

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“Do something!” she whispered, trying to keep her sight on all of them at once.
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“There, I did something. I clapped. I like clapping,” he said. -The Investigator And The Case Of The Missing Brain.
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