Assault Cogs Built.
You now have Three Assault Cogs
You head over to the fan. Breaking him won't be that difficult...and it isn't.
He starts crying after you tell him that 'Belieber' is actually a giant dog smoking crack whose whines are turned into disgusting hip-hop. And the Peta knows but can't act because discography industries still hold the power of Laser Discs.
He breaks after you tell him that all that is good in the world will eventually die to leave the place to Goldfish-Themed songs about Fridays and Wrecking Balls.
It is sort of...
empowering. You broke his mind.
You shattered his will to be anything more than a body breathing and moving.
Now, you can chain him to the altar.
Fan has become Utterly Broken Fan!The SAD system looks at you.
You look at the SAD system.
The Goldfish looks at you.
You look at the Goldfish.
The Goldfish licks his eyes with a very long tongue that snakes out of his mouth.
No. Apparently you can't sacrifice the Goldfish to the Sad System.
Not that you actually tried, but the random thought was intercepted before it could be made reality.
You change the channel, much to the children's whine.
"And the history of the dinosaurs, those kind and cute animals of love and scale, ends with the evil Dinolord 'Frozen Tooth' destroying everything. Because evil overlords never win and if they do, they bring forth dark and cold ages. Very cold! So children..."
you change the channel again.
There are kids using baseball bats against pinatas with your appearance, while flashing red letters appear below screen.
"TODAY ONLY SALE ON EVIL BASTARD PINATAS! BUY ONE! SMASH THE BALLS OF THE ENEMY OVERLORD! ACQUIRE CANDY INSIDE! KILLING EVIL IS GOOD! ONLY TODAY! ONLY FIVE DOLLARS!"
You change the channel.
"And..." there an old woman sniffling with a handkerchief, "And he was horrible!" she cries, "He...He made me dance, and I'm ninety-three!"
Gamington sheepishly coughs.
You change the channel again.
"What is 'evil' anyway?" A psychologist says to the camera. "Evil is merely being inferior. Evil people are people who cannot be good. They are refuses of society. They have daddy or mommy issues, and are in dire need of correction in the Asylum. Evil is bad. Evil is not good. Children, remember that..."
You turn off the tv in the end.
Right, the 'Good Guys' upped the entire situation quite a notch, especially with Cheerie stirring the damn hornet nest.
The kids look at you baffled. Cerulean is awkwardly fidgeting with her Goo-like fingers -which sort of 'stick together' when she does that. "Sowwy daddy."
She even makes the doe eyes.
"Uhm..." you give a look at the snail crew.
The snail crew understands and...
starts moving.
Maybe in four hour, you'll have a decent show to loop for the children in the lair.
You really should have thought of the children spending free time watching tv.
"Well!" you exclaim. "It's time!" you look at the children.
What is your final decision on those thirty hungry mouths that take away the food -not really, but let's finish this before moving on!
Vote ONE
1)Apprentice in 'bulk' to the various Dark-Advisors and Dark-Sidekicks.
2)Use them as lab rats for mutations.
3)Experiment what the human body can survive in a COG-to-KID scale.
4)Let them go back to the Propagandatis-Infested Society which will turn them in child soldiers before you can blink.
5)Let them be kids. That will be noble-hearted...but will not yield anything except headaches and stupid drawing from... "Oh," you say kindly accepting the drawing of a young six years old girl of you wearing a cape. "Thank you, this is very beautiful," you nod.
Bashfully, the young girl returns in the middle of her peers.
The picture shows you getting eaten by a Superhero and busting out from your guts candies.
6) Kill them all and be done with it.
Chemista looks at you when you mention the 'Friendly Goldfish'.
"I do not have time for this, your evilness," she says dryly. "I am busy preparing a special remedy for nerves. I am awfully stressed recently, what with
imbeciles all around me getting in very dangerous situations."
There are
two glasses though. Not one.
You are Still in Downkeep