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[10ebbor10]

We don't want another dark advisor (which a hero will likely result in).

However, we did need a new power reactor, did we? A forsaken child should do nicely.

[Eotyrannus]

I was going to suggest something, but then I asked myself "Why are we being evil when we could run a mega-corp and make a profit out of helping the heroes fight villainy?" and so I'm not letting myself say anything until the magical girl issue is sorted.

Apart from my continued support of goo-mutagen. THINK OF THE POTENTIAL ADORABLENESS! She will not reject us if she is adorable. We don't want to anger the heroes too much, but we want the girl on our side. Being turned to goo would probably stop her from rejoining the old team, too.

[LordBucket]

I was going to suggest something, but then I asked myself "Why are we being evil when we
could run a mega-corp and make a profit out of helping the heroes fight villainy?"

Because we're evil. Money is just a tool, not an end.

[Eotyrannus]

I was going to suggest something, but then I asked myself "Why are we being evil when we
could run a mega-corp and make a profit out of helping the heroes fight villainy?"

Because we're evil. Money is just a tool, not an end.

MY EVIL FUZZYNESS HAS BEEN RESTORED

[shadenight123]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

She can also become a Dark Minion or lower. I actually roll the dice for the sheer chance you might get lucky with Advisors as an extra, but if you want her 'downgraded' that is easily done without troubles, and the roll is only to see if the operation is a success or not. Of course wasting high rolls is completely your choice. >.>

Chemista has all the mutagens you might need ready. You just need to tell her with what to start.

You nod at the Succubus, who happily saunters off with the Magical Girl. She'll probably properly convert her soon.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

1d12= 8+ 1 (Succubus) + 1 (Home Advantage!) Vs 1d12=4 - 8 (Utterly Broken) = 14!

Scratch that, she's already converted.

Utterly Broken and You! Why the Frail and the Weak make Evil sweet!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Heroes have defining characteristics, just like monsters really. Just as a Goo-girl's fated enemy is the shower drain, so too do all heroes have something that goes against them to the point of breakage.
When a Hero breaks, either through Moral Event Horizon or Breaking Point Reached, he or she becomes Utterly Broken.
Different heroes have different ways of breaking up.
A Stupid Hero might break up by pointing out some type of fallacy in their logic. (Naruto is a Stupid Hero at first. Pointing out how defending a village that hates him and telling him through half-veiled lies how the Hokage hid the truth of the Kyuubi from him could potentially Break Him Beyond Hope)
A Magical Girl hero might break when her 'world view' is shattered. Like seeing your friend die (Puella Magica Madoka) or finding out the big bad slaughtered your family in front of you even though you surrendered. (But we have standards, don't we?)
Some type of heroes however CANNOT break. Those are the Heroic Heroes. They were broken, and then were reforged into undomitable weapons of vengeance and Evil-destruction. They are those who no matter how much you break their bones stand back up to fight, and only give up once dead.
Utterly Broken disappears when a new-found 'Way of Life' is found. The individual then latches on to it, sometimes even maniacally.Think Creepy-Yandere. Think Shuffle! Yandere.

You then have the eight missing Cogs rebuilt. Really...they always break those guys!

You put the Luxurious items around your lair. Your advisors approve. You approve.

You are still in downkeep. Do you Wish to Mutate the Magical Girl? Do you Wish to Keep her and if so, as a Dark Minion, Dark Side-Kick of a Dark Advisor, Dark Advisor, or Mook or even Creature? -Attention, Downgrading may give serious health side-effects to the individual in question.

[Eotyrannus]

Apply goo mutagen. Give a sidekick to Chemista. C'mon, she's both most suitable and most deserving (although don't tell the others that second one).

[LordBucket]

Apply goo mutagen. Give a sidekick to Chemista

+1

[kaian-a-coel]

I wanted to send her back half-converted to corrupt the others, but I don't know if it's still possible... If I understand well she's 100% converted, and the cunning plan might not work.

[Tomcost]

Apply goo mutagen. Give a sidekick to Chemista

+1

I don't like too much the goo part, but, well, +1...

[10ebbor10]

Might want to watch out with that. They might become inseperable.

I stand by my Magical Girl Powercore idea. It'll allow us to do 2 missions at once.

[Tomcost]

Their powers come from staying together. With one less, they are insignificant.

[10ebbor10]

Their powers come from staying together. With one less, they are insignificant.

Souls are always a good powersource.

[Tomcost]

Umm, does that work in this universe?

[shadenight123]

Chemista actually likes the idea.
"Oh, it will be like having a child! Only, without having to worry much about it," she turns thoughtfully to Cerulean. "Your name is Cerulean, right?"

"Y-Yes," the girl squeaks, holding tightly onto the plushie of a Hydraulic Succubus. She is twelve, and her hair and eyes are like her name 'Cerulean'.

"Very well! This won't hurt a bit, trust me! I'm a Doctor!"

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

1d12= 5+ 2 (I'm playing in Home Dna! Mwuahuahuha!) +1 (this is now routine!)=8 Success!

Cerulean fidgets, "Ehi...what was that shot about? Vaccination?" then her skin begins to pulse. "Ah...it's warm...what..."
Her skin trembles, and just as suddenly stills. "What is--"
The next moment she 'drops' on the ground in a puddle of Cerulean Goo, before carefully reforming into a humanoid shapely that only vaguely reminds of her original human appearance.
"W-What have you done to me!?" she screams, looking at her now half-transparent hands. "I'm...I'm a monster!"
"We have a clear non human policy here," Chemista replies. "Now, his Evil Overlordness will have you as my side-kick! Don't worry, there will be quite a few benefits including bonuses and a nice room. The lair's filled with empty rooms that just want an Upgrade done to them anyway."
"B-But...But what about school?"
"Oh, I'll tutor you! You'll become extremely intelligent in no time! You're my daughter now, my Dna is in your body, so you're mine!"
"Ah...really?" her eyes shine.
"Yes," the next moment, Cerulean tackles her in a hug.
You stare at the scene of Goo-Girl against Goo-Girl for a single moment, then quietly turn and leave.
You'll stare at the Cog-Minions for a while to calm down.
Bad thoughts. Bad thoughts!
The Hydraulic Succubus weren't enough, were they!?
Bad thoughts!
Stay down and go to the corner, bad thoughts!

"Overlord...psst, overlord..." a voice attracts your attention. You turn and stare at Lord Gamington, who carefully looks around before gesturing for you to move closer. "I think this mission was a set-up to get me killed," he adds. "I mean...doesn't Squid-guy have always an inkling of what the level of difficulty of a mission is? What if he lied to get me in a bad spot?"
You ponder over this...it might just be. "It's just a theory your evilness. I don't have proof but...really, I think he doesn't even like to dance!"
That is certainly not your concern, but you refrain from saying that.
Lord Gamington then disappears in the shadows again...actually, he just starts to dash in another direction while humming the Mission Impossible-Evil Dies theme.

It is still Downkeep. Do you want to investigate on the matter? Or if not, do you want to proceed to the next day or do anything else?

The Soul and You!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Acquire a Devil Lawyer. Ask him. Be Careful not to sign anything.

[escaped lurker]

Spoiler: Ninja'd (click to show/hide)

Allright guys, who is up for an evil bonus-mission scheme?!
Everyone? I knew I could count on you, bay 12. :3

Deploy kidnapping scheme on the magical girls!
They either bring the money, and we "let her go free", or, well, "we won't". Obviously in a secluded place with no real possibility of anything unforseen cropping up. If possible, we will also send out the same agent - he has proven himself against them already, and we do not want any further hints towards us. The look on their faces when she rejects them will be enough payment. And the possibility to just recruit them all.

Ninja'd - But we could do something with / towards the rest of the magical-girl team, now that we have a member of them. Might create a heroic hero out of one of them, but we'll take that risk.

Else, it really seems to hint at Psysquid being of malicious intent - how about we turn the stakes on him.

Fuel the Fear! - a covered cover-mission of uncovering intentions!
We tell the other two that we want to project Lord Gamingtons image a bit, as his victory against those magical girls was something in and off itself. Now if he only had not lost those minions... eh, we disgress. If Psysquid gives us another status, we instead send HIM unto the easiest mission. How does that sound, eh?