no no no no no
BILLY MAYS: 2
YOU TRY TO CONVINCE THIS WAS ALL A BIG MISUNDERSTANDING BUT THE VENGEFUL PENGUIN SPIRITS DO NOT APPROVE AND GET ANGRY AT YOU.
naturally that couldn't have possibly a compliment.
BILLY MAYS: 2
NOTICING HOW THE PENGUINS ARE NOT HAPPY WITH YOU, YOU SAY YOUR SORRY BUT THEN WIZARDS KILL YOU BECAUSE THEY HATE YOU BECAUSE THEY STOLE YOUR BUSINESS BECAUSE YOU GAVE THEM KNOWLEDGE ABOUT HOW TO TAKE YOUR BUSINESS BUT YOUR BUSINESS WAS NOT EVEN A BUSINESS BUT RATHER A SMALL HOUSE OPERATION RAN BY A SMALL FAMILY THAT WAS ONCE FRIENDS WITH THE BUSINESS THAT WAS ACTUALLY BEING RUN BY THE WIZARDS. THEN YOU DIED.
no, that would never, ever happen.
BILLY MAYS: 5
YOU DENY THAT ANY OF THAT EVER HAPPENED AND YOU STOP THE WIZARDS WITH AMAZING DEALS AND PRICES THEY WOULD NOT HAVE BELIEVED EXISTED.
after all, nobody cares.
BILLY MAYS: 3
THE PENGUINS STILL KIND OF CARE AND DEMAND THAT YOU GIVE OVER YOUR SOUL TO REPAY THEM FOR DESTROYING THEIR LAND.
no.
BILLY MAYS: 3
YOU DENY THEIR CLAIM BY SAYING IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT BUT THEN THE WIZARDS LAUGH AT YOU AND KILL YOU IN THE FACE.
it was how well the penguins should be cooked.
BILLY MAYS: 5
YOU FEEL ANGRY AT THE WIZARDS FOR KILLING YOU BECAUSE IT WAS THE PENGUINS JOB AND THEN YOU COOK THE WIZARDS WITH BURGER PRESSES AND MAKE DELICIOUS WIZARD BURGERS.
Sell penguin ashes
BILLY MAYS: 3
YOU TRY TO SELL THE PENGUIN ASHES BUT EVERYONE WANTS THE MINI WIZARD SLIDERS MORE AND YOU CAN'T SELL THE ASHES.